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monty python witch scene

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    [Monks chanting "Dies Irae"]
    Pie Jesu Domine
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    Dona eis requiem
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    Pie Jesu Domine
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    Dona eis requiem
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    Pie Jesu Domine
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    Dona eis requiem
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    -A witch!
    -We found a witch.
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    -We got a witch.
    -We found a witch.
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    -We've got a witch.
    -We've got a witch.
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    -Burn her! Burn her!
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    -We have found a witch. May we burn her?
    -Burn her!
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    -How do you know she is a witch?
    -She looks like one.
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    Bring her forward.
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    -I am not a witch. I am not a witch.
    -But you are dressed as one.
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    -They dressed me up like this.
    -We didn't!
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    And this isn't my nose. It's a false one.
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    -Well?
    -Well, we did do the nose.
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    -The nose?
    -And the hat. But she is a witch.
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    -Yeah!
    -Burn her!
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    -Did you dress her up like this?
    -No. No. No.
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    -Yes.
    -Yes. Yes.
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    Yes, a bit. She has got a wart.
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    -What makes you think she is a witch?
    -Well, she turned me into a newt.
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    A newt?
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    I got better.
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    -Burn her anyway!
    -Burn her!
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    Quiet! There are ways of telling
    whether she is a witch.
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    -Are there? What are they? Tell us.
    -Do they hurt?
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    Tell me, what do you do with witches?
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    [all]
    Burn them!
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    -What do you burn apart from witches?
    -More witches!
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    -Wood.
    -So, why do witches burn?
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    [silence]
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    -'Cause they're made of wood?
    -Good.
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    So, how do we tell
    whether she is made of wood?
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    -Build a bridge out of her.
    -Can you not also make bridges of stone?
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    Oh, yeah.
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    Does wood sink in water?
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    -No.
    -It floats.
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    [all]
    Throw her into the pond!
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    -What also floats in water?
    -Bread.
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    -Apples.
    -Very small rocks.
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    -Cider. Cherries.
    -Gravy. Mud.
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    -Churches.
    -Lead.
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    A duck!
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    Exactly.
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    So, logically...
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    If she...
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    weighs the same as a duck...
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    She's made of wood.
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    And, therefore...
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    -A witch!
    -A witch!
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    We shall use my largest scales.
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    [all cheering]
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    -Burn her!
    -Burn the witch!
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    Right. Remove the supports!
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    -A witch!
    -A witch!
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    -It's a fair cop.
    -Burn her!
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    Who are you,
    who are so wise in the ways of science?
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    -I am Arthur, King of the Britons.
    -My liege.
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    Good Sir Knight, will you come to Camelot,
    and join us at the Round Table?
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    My liege, I would be honored.
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    -What is your name?
    -Bedevere, my liege.
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    Then I dub you Sir Bedevere,
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    knight of the Round Table.
Title:
monty python witch scene
Video Language:
English
Duration:
04:56
Captionists Rock edited English subtitles for monty python witch scene
Captionists Rock edited English subtitles for monty python witch scene
Captionists Rock edited English subtitles for monty python witch scene
Captionists Rock edited English subtitles for monty python witch scene
Captionists Rock edited English subtitles for monty python witch scene

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