WEBVTT 00:00:02.218 --> 00:00:06.899 [Monks chanting "Dies Irae"] Pie Jesu Domine 00:00:06.899 --> 00:00:11.939 Dona eis requiem 00:00:13.348 --> 00:00:18.529 Pie Jesu Domine 00:00:19.191 --> 00:00:25.491 Dona eis requiem 00:00:25.491 --> 00:00:30.681 Pie Jesu Domine 00:00:30.681 --> 00:00:36.619 Dona eis requiem 00:00:36.619 --> 00:00:40.100 -A witch! -We found a witch. 00:00:41.771 --> 00:00:45.388 -We got a witch. -We found a witch. 00:00:45.388 --> 00:00:49.431 -We've got a witch. -We've got a witch. 00:00:49.879 --> 00:00:52.814 -Burn her! Burn her! 00:00:58.840 --> 00:01:04.442 -We have found a witch. May we burn her? -Burn her! 00:01:04.442 --> 00:01:09.267 -How do you know she is a witch? -She looks like one. 00:01:09.267 --> 00:01:11.902 Bring her forward. 00:01:11.902 --> 00:01:16.437 -I am not a witch. I am not a witch. -But you are dressed as one. 00:01:16.437 --> 00:01:19.300 -They dressed me up like this. -We didn't! 00:01:19.300 --> 00:01:23.267 And this isn't my nose. It's a false one. 00:01:25.625 --> 00:01:28.766 -Well? -Well, we did do the nose. 00:01:28.766 --> 00:01:31.947 -The nose? -And the hat. But she is a witch. 00:01:31.947 --> 00:01:35.263 -Yeah! -Burn her! 00:01:35.692 --> 00:01:39.499 -Did you dress her up like this? -No. No. No. 00:01:39.499 --> 00:01:41.400 -Yes. -Yes. Yes. 00:01:41.400 --> 00:01:45.073 Yes, a bit. She has got a wart. 00:01:45.073 --> 00:01:50.699 -What makes you think she is a witch? -Well, she turned me into a newt. 00:01:50.709 --> 00:01:53.609 A newt? 00:01:55.333 --> 00:01:57.391 I got better. 00:01:57.391 --> 00:02:03.051 -Burn her anyway! -Burn her! 00:02:03.051 --> 00:02:09.530 Quiet! There are ways of telling whether she is a witch. 00:02:09.530 --> 00:02:13.420 -Are there? What are they? Tell us. -Do they hurt? 00:02:13.420 --> 00:02:16.409 Tell me, what do you do with witches? 00:02:16.409 --> 00:02:19.633 [all] Burn them! 00:02:19.633 --> 00:02:24.689 -What do you burn apart from witches? -More witches! 00:02:24.689 --> 00:02:31.275 -Wood. -So, why do witches burn? 00:02:31.275 --> 00:02:36.631 [silence] 00:02:39.596 --> 00:02:44.448 -'Cause they're made of wood? -Good. 00:02:44.448 --> 00:02:48.932 So, how do we tell whether she is made of wood? 00:02:48.932 --> 00:02:55.161 -Build a bridge out of her. -Can you not also make bridges of stone? 00:02:55.161 --> 00:02:57.510 Oh, yeah. 00:02:57.510 --> 00:03:00.118 Does wood sink in water? 00:03:00.118 --> 00:03:01.901 -No. -It floats. 00:03:01.901 --> 00:03:06.453 [all] Throw her into the pond! 00:03:07.030 --> 00:03:11.492 -What also floats in water? -Bread. 00:03:11.492 --> 00:03:13.811 -Apples. -Very small rocks. 00:03:13.811 --> 00:03:16.814 -Cider. Cherries. -Gravy. Mud. 00:03:16.814 --> 00:03:18.664 -Churches. -Lead. 00:03:18.664 --> 00:03:21.967 A duck! 00:03:22.120 --> 00:03:24.969 Exactly. 00:03:24.969 --> 00:03:27.343 So, logically... 00:03:27.343 --> 00:03:29.779 If she... 00:03:29.779 --> 00:03:34.326 weighs the same as a duck... 00:03:34.326 --> 00:03:36.399 She's made of wood. 00:03:36.399 --> 00:03:39.682 And, therefore... 00:03:39.682 --> 00:03:44.289 -A witch! -A witch! 00:03:46.190 --> 00:03:49.282 We shall use my largest scales. 00:03:49.395 --> 00:03:52.734 [all cheering] 00:03:52.734 --> 00:03:58.082 -Burn her! -Burn the witch! 00:04:08.114 --> 00:04:13.683 Right. Remove the supports! 00:04:17.227 --> 00:04:19.500 -A witch! -A witch! 00:04:19.500 --> 00:04:25.949 -It's a fair cop. -Burn her! 00:04:29.151 --> 00:04:32.727 Who are you, who are so wise in the ways of science? 00:04:32.727 --> 00:04:37.404 -I am Arthur, King of the Britons. -My liege. 00:04:37.404 --> 00:04:42.441 Good Sir Knight, will you come to Camelot, and join us at the Round Table? 00:04:42.441 --> 00:04:45.214 My liege, I would be honored. 00:04:45.214 --> 00:04:48.406 -What is your name? -Bedevere, my liege. 00:04:48.406 --> 00:04:51.900 Then I dub you Sir Bedevere, 00:04:51.900 --> 00:04:55.189 knight of the Round Table.