1 00:00:02,218 --> 00:00:06,899 [Monks chanting "Dies Irae"] Pie Jesu Domine 2 00:00:06,899 --> 00:00:11,939 Dona eis requiem 3 00:00:13,348 --> 00:00:18,529 Pie Jesu Domine 4 00:00:19,191 --> 00:00:25,491 Dona eis requiem 5 00:00:25,491 --> 00:00:30,681 Pie Jesu Domine 6 00:00:30,681 --> 00:00:36,619 Dona eis requiem 7 00:00:36,619 --> 00:00:40,100 -A witch! -We found a witch. 8 00:00:41,771 --> 00:00:45,388 -We got a witch. -We found a witch. 9 00:00:45,388 --> 00:00:49,431 -We've got a witch. -We've got a witch. 10 00:00:49,879 --> 00:00:52,814 -Burn her! Burn her! 11 00:00:58,840 --> 00:01:04,442 -We have found a witch. May we burn her? -Burn her! 12 00:01:04,442 --> 00:01:09,267 -How do you know she is a witch? -She looks like one. 13 00:01:09,267 --> 00:01:11,902 Bring her forward. 14 00:01:11,902 --> 00:01:16,437 -I am not a witch. I am not a witch. -But you are dressed as one. 15 00:01:16,437 --> 00:01:19,300 -They dressed me up like this. -We didn't! 16 00:01:19,300 --> 00:01:23,267 And this isn't my nose. It's a false one. 17 00:01:25,625 --> 00:01:28,766 -Well? -Well, we did do the nose. 18 00:01:28,766 --> 00:01:31,947 -The nose? -And the hat. But she is a witch. 19 00:01:31,947 --> 00:01:35,263 -Yeah! -Burn her! 20 00:01:35,692 --> 00:01:39,499 -Did you dress her up like this? -No. No. No. 21 00:01:39,499 --> 00:01:41,400 -Yes. -Yes. Yes. 22 00:01:41,400 --> 00:01:45,073 Yes, a bit. She has got a wart. 23 00:01:45,073 --> 00:01:50,699 -What makes you think she is a witch? -Well, she turned me into a newt. 24 00:01:50,709 --> 00:01:53,609 A newt? 25 00:01:55,333 --> 00:01:57,391 I got better. 26 00:01:57,391 --> 00:02:03,051 -Burn her anyway! -Burn her! 27 00:02:03,051 --> 00:02:09,530 Quiet! There are ways of telling whether she is a witch. 28 00:02:09,530 --> 00:02:13,420 -Are there? What are they? Tell us. -Do they hurt? 29 00:02:13,420 --> 00:02:16,409 Tell me, what do you do with witches? 30 00:02:16,409 --> 00:02:19,633 [all] Burn them! 31 00:02:19,633 --> 00:02:24,689 -What do you burn apart from witches? -More witches! 32 00:02:24,689 --> 00:02:31,275 -Wood. -So, why do witches burn? 33 00:02:31,275 --> 00:02:36,631 [silence] 34 00:02:39,596 --> 00:02:44,448 -'Cause they're made of wood? -Good. 35 00:02:44,448 --> 00:02:48,932 So, how do we tell whether she is made of wood? 36 00:02:48,932 --> 00:02:55,161 -Build a bridge out of her. -Can you not also make bridges of stone? 37 00:02:55,161 --> 00:02:57,510 Oh, yeah. 38 00:02:57,510 --> 00:03:00,118 Does wood sink in water? 39 00:03:00,118 --> 00:03:01,901 -No. -It floats. 40 00:03:01,901 --> 00:03:06,453 [all] Throw her into the pond! 41 00:03:07,030 --> 00:03:11,492 -What also floats in water? -Bread. 42 00:03:11,492 --> 00:03:13,811 -Apples. -Very small rocks. 43 00:03:13,811 --> 00:03:16,814 -Cider. Cherries. -Gravy. Mud. 44 00:03:16,814 --> 00:03:18,664 -Churches. -Lead. 45 00:03:18,664 --> 00:03:21,967 A duck! 46 00:03:22,120 --> 00:03:24,969 Exactly. 47 00:03:24,969 --> 00:03:27,343 So, logically... 48 00:03:27,343 --> 00:03:29,779 If she... 49 00:03:29,779 --> 00:03:34,326 weighs the same as a duck... 50 00:03:34,326 --> 00:03:36,399 She's made of wood. 51 00:03:36,399 --> 00:03:39,682 And, therefore... 52 00:03:39,682 --> 00:03:44,289 -A witch! -A witch! 53 00:03:46,190 --> 00:03:49,282 We shall use my largest scales. 54 00:03:49,395 --> 00:03:52,734 [all cheering] 55 00:03:52,734 --> 00:03:58,082 -Burn her! -Burn the witch! 56 00:04:08,114 --> 00:04:13,683 Right. Remove the supports! 57 00:04:17,227 --> 00:04:19,500 -A witch! -A witch! 58 00:04:19,500 --> 00:04:25,949 -It's a fair cop. -Burn her! 59 00:04:29,151 --> 00:04:32,727 Who are you, who are so wise in the ways of science? 60 00:04:32,727 --> 00:04:37,404 -I am Arthur, King of the Britons. -My liege. 61 00:04:37,404 --> 00:04:42,441 Good Sir Knight, will you come to Camelot, and join us at the Round Table? 62 00:04:42,441 --> 00:04:45,214 My liege, I would be honored. 63 00:04:45,214 --> 00:04:48,406 -What is your name? -Bedevere, my liege. 64 00:04:48,406 --> 00:04:51,900 Then I dub you Sir Bedevere, 65 00:04:51,900 --> 00:04:55,189 knight of the Round Table.