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Dialogue: 0,0:00:02.22,0:00:06.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Monks chanting "Dies Irae"]\NPie Jesu Domine
Dialogue: 0,0:00:06.90,0:00:11.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Dona eis requiem
Dialogue: 0,0:00:13.35,0:00:18.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Pie Jesu Domine
Dialogue: 0,0:00:19.19,0:00:25.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Dona eis requiem
Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.49,0:00:30.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Pie Jesu Domine
Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.68,0:00:36.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Dona eis requiem
Dialogue: 0,0:00:36.62,0:00:40.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-A witch!\N-We found a witch.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:41.77,0:00:45.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-We got a witch.\N-We found a witch.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:45.39,0:00:49.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-We've got a witch.\N-We've got a witch.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:49.88,0:00:52.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Burn her! Burn her!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.84,0:01:04.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-We have found a witch. May we burn her?\N-Burn her!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:04.44,0:01:09.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-How do you know she is a witch?\N-She looks like one.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:09.27,0:01:11.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Bring her forward.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:11.90,0:01:16.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-I am not a witch. I am not a witch.\N-But you are dressed as one.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:16.44,0:01:19.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-They dressed me up like this.\N-We didn't!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:19.30,0:01:23.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And this isn't my nose. It's a false one.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:25.62,0:01:28.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Well?\N-Well, we did do the nose.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:28.77,0:01:31.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-The nose?\N-And the hat. But she is a witch.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:31.95,0:01:35.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Yeah!\N-Burn her!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:35.69,0:01:39.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Did you dress her up like this?\N-No. No. No.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:39.50,0:01:41.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Yes.\N-Yes. Yes.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:41.40,0:01:45.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes, a bit. She has got a wart.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:45.07,0:01:50.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-What makes you think she is a witch?\N-Well, she turned me into a newt.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:50.71,0:01:53.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A newt?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:55.33,0:01:57.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I got better.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:57.39,0:02:03.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Burn her anyway!\N-Burn her!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:03.05,0:02:09.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Quiet! There are ways of telling\Nwhether she is a witch.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:09.53,0:02:13.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Are there? What are they? Tell us.\N-Do they hurt?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:13.42,0:02:16.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Tell me, what do you do with witches?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:16.41,0:02:19.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[all]\NBurn them!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:19.63,0:02:24.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-What do you burn apart from witches?\N-More witches!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:24.69,0:02:31.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Wood.\N-So, why do witches burn?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:31.28,0:02:36.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[silence]
Dialogue: 0,0:02:39.60,0:02:44.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-'Cause they're made of wood?\N-Good.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:44.45,0:02:48.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So, how do we tell\Nwhether she is made of wood?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:48.93,0:02:55.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Build a bridge out of her.\N-Can you not also make bridges of stone?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:55.16,0:02:57.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:57.51,0:03:00.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Does wood sink in water?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:00.12,0:03:01.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-No.\N-It floats.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:01.90,0:03:06.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[all]\NThrow her into the pond!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:07.03,0:03:11.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-What also floats in water?\N-Bread.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:11.49,0:03:13.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Apples.\N-Very small rocks.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:13.81,0:03:16.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Cider. Cherries.\N-Gravy. Mud.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:16.81,0:03:18.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Churches.\N-Lead.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:18.66,0:03:21.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A duck!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:22.12,0:03:24.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Exactly.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:24.97,0:03:27.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So, logically...
Dialogue: 0,0:03:27.34,0:03:29.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If she...
Dialogue: 0,0:03:29.78,0:03:34.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,weighs the same as a duck...
Dialogue: 0,0:03:34.33,0:03:36.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,She's made of wood.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:36.40,0:03:39.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And, therefore...
Dialogue: 0,0:03:39.68,0:03:44.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-A witch!\N-A witch!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:46.19,0:03:49.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We shall use my largest scales.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:49.40,0:03:52.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[all cheering]
Dialogue: 0,0:03:52.73,0:03:58.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Burn her!\N-Burn the witch!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:08.11,0:04:13.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Right. Remove the supports!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:17.23,0:04:19.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-A witch!\N-A witch!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:19.50,0:04:25.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-It's a fair cop.\N-Burn her!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:29.15,0:04:32.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Who are you,\Nwho are so wise in the ways of science?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:32.73,0:04:37.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-I am Arthur, King of the Britons.\N-My liege.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:37.40,0:04:42.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Good Sir Knight, will you come to Camelot,\Nand join us at the Round Table?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:42.44,0:04:45.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My liege, I would be honored.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:45.21,0:04:48.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-What is your name?\N-Bedevere, my liege.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:48.41,0:04:51.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Then I dub you Sir Bedevere,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:51.90,0:04:55.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,knight of the Round Table.