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[doorbell]
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[creaky door opening slowly]
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Kids: Trick or treat!
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You know what’s a real trick?
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Humane slaughter!
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Here! Let me show you!
[high pitched suspense sound builds to peak & cuts off]
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[kids screaming, fades into Halloween-themed music]
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[doorbell, creaky door opening slowly ]
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Trick or treat!
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Happy Halloween! Here you go!
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[candy wrapper rustling]
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No...
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[loud rustling]
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No...
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[rustling off-camera]
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No...
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[doorbell]
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Hello...um...
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What are you?
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I’m your conscience.
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Oh. How—How clever.
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Oh! I get it!
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Blank T-shirt: Clear conscience!
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That’s why you’re not saying anything.
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I’m saying plenty.
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You’re just not listening.
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[doorbell, creaky door opening slowly ]
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Kids: Trick or treat!
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Well, Happy Halloween!
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Oh I just love your costumes!
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Let's see…we have a princess, a
zombie, a cowboy, and a puppy!
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I sure hope that you’re an adopted puppy
and not store-bought puppy.
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Remember kids: adopt don’t shop!
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Are you neutered?
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No...
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[candy wrapper rustling off camera]
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No...
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[more rustling off camera]
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Oh, this one doesn’t seem to have ingredients.
Do you still have the bag?
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Hmm?
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[doorbell, creaky door opening slowly ]
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Happy Hallo—
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Oh…are you okay?
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Ha—ha—have you seen my mom?
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Oh no! Did you and your mom get separated along the way?
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The day I was born.
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I—I don’t understand.
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When I was born they took me away so they could have my mother's milk.
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My milk.
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Oh! I get it, you’re in character as the cow!
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That's very cl—
["Cow" interrupts]: And now I live in a little tiny box,
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Awaiting my ever-hastening demise.
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Well, that's very sa—
["Cow" interrupts]: They'll shoot me!
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["Cow off-camera]...in the head..
Okay...
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I’m just a baby.
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Oh! Are you done?
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That was a very impressive level of commitment!
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I'm going to give you your candy, and—uh—you can go entertain the rest of the neighborhood, okay?
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Here you go. It's milk chocolate.
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Hey! Maybe it’s your mother's milk after all this time!
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[whimpers]
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...and you, Cowboy—
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did you know that animal agriculture is the single largest contributor to climate change?
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And occupies over 45% of the Earth’s land. And don’t get me started on the wild horse populations!
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Well they don’t specify whether their gelatin is plant or animal-derived.
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But they do have a customer service number!
Can I use your phone?
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LEAVE!!!
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[creepy music]
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[door slams, rattling from fumbling with lock
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[doorbell, creaky door opening slowly ]
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And what are you?
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I’m a malignant tumor in the large
colon of a heavy meat eater!
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Got any bacon?!
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[door creaks and slams]
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And that, is what REALLY happened to Babe the pig!
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Who's hungry?
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[bird cawing]
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[startled breath]
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[door opening, slamming shut, labored
breathing, keys jangling]
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[nervous laugh]
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[starts car, engine engages, car start-up beep repeats]
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[creepy high-speed whispering sounds]
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[Startled scream]
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[Dark Halloween theme from opening
fades into soft creepy music.]
