WEBVTT 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:01.140 [doorbell] 00:00:01.140 --> 00:00:03.140 [creaky door opening slowly] 00:00:03.140 --> 00:00:04.340 Kids: Trick or treat! 00:00:05.040 --> 00:00:06.540 You know what’s a real trick? 00:00:07.260 --> 00:00:08.580 Humane slaughter! 00:00:08.580 --> 00:00:11.140 Here! Let me show you! [high pitched suspense sound builds to peak & cuts off] 00:00:11.700 --> 00:00:19.280 [kids screaming, fades into Halloween-themed music] 00:00:19.340 --> 00:00:22.120 [doorbell, creaky door opening slowly ] 00:00:22.920 --> 00:00:23.820 Trick or treat! 00:00:24.440 --> 00:00:27.260 Happy Halloween! Here you go! 00:00:29.180 --> 00:00:31.320 [candy wrapper rustling] 00:00:33.460 --> 00:00:34.520 No... 00:00:35.720 --> 00:00:37.720 [loud rustling] 00:00:41.580 --> 00:00:42.500 No... 00:00:42.780 --> 00:00:44.780 [rustling off-camera] 00:00:45.840 --> 00:00:46.740 No... 00:00:47.300 --> 00:00:48.800 [doorbell] 00:01:00.620 --> 00:01:01.560 Hello...um... 00:01:02.800 --> 00:01:03.760 What are you? 00:01:04.800 --> 00:01:05.800 I’m your conscience. 00:01:07.520 --> 00:01:09.520 Oh. How—How clever. 00:01:16.620 --> 00:01:18.020 Oh! I get it! 00:01:18.900 --> 00:01:21.660 Blank T-shirt: Clear conscience! 00:01:22.800 --> 00:01:24.620 That’s why you’re not saying anything. 00:01:25.100 --> 00:01:26.420 I’m saying plenty. 00:01:28.140 --> 00:01:30.100 You’re just not listening. 00:01:40.340 --> 00:01:42.640 [doorbell, creaky door opening slowly ] 00:01:42.640 --> 00:01:43.300 Kids: Trick or treat! 00:01:44.720 --> 00:01:46.720 Well, Happy Halloween! 00:01:46.720 --> 00:01:49.760 Oh I just love your costumes! 00:01:49.760 --> 00:01:56.380 Let's see…we have a princess, a zombie, a cowboy, and a puppy! 00:01:56.380 --> 00:02:00.940 I sure hope that you’re an adopted puppy and not store-bought puppy. 00:02:00.940 --> 00:02:04.040 Remember kids: adopt don’t shop! 00:02:04.780 --> 00:02:06.060 Are you neutered? 00:02:07.780 --> 00:02:08.460 No... 00:02:08.460 --> 00:02:10.680 [candy wrapper rustling off camera] 00:02:10.680 --> 00:02:11.500 No... 00:02:11.500 --> 00:02:12.720 [more rustling off camera] 00:02:13.360 --> 00:02:16.840 Oh, this one doesn’t seem to have ingredients. Do you still have the bag? 00:02:18.020 --> 00:02:18.720 Hmm? 00:02:18.720 --> 00:02:20.200 [doorbell, creaky door opening slowly ] 00:02:20.200 --> 00:02:21.180 Happy Hallo— 00:02:22.200 --> 00:02:24.460 Oh…are you okay? 00:02:24.960 --> 00:02:26.960 Ha—ha—have you seen my mom? 00:02:27.280 --> 00:02:30.800 Oh no! Did you and your mom get separated along the way? 00:02:31.260 --> 00:02:32.540 The day I was born. 00:02:33.280 --> 00:02:34.920 I—I don’t understand. 00:02:35.680 --> 00:02:38.980 When I was born they took me away so they could have my mother's milk. 00:02:40.160 --> 00:02:40.900 My milk. 00:02:41.980 --> 00:02:45.100 Oh! I get it, you’re in character as the cow! 00:02:45.360 --> 00:02:47.880 That's very cl— ["Cow" interrupts]: And now I live in a little tiny box, 00:02:47.880 --> 00:02:50.840 Awaiting my ever-hastening demise. 00:02:51.740 --> 00:02:53.740 Well, that's very sa— ["Cow" interrupts]: They'll shoot me! 00:02:53.740 --> 00:02:55.120 ["Cow off-camera]...in the head.. Okay... 00:02:55.120 --> 00:02:56.420 I’m just a baby. 00:02:58.740 --> 00:03:00.280 Oh! Are you done? 00:03:01.560 --> 00:03:03.880 That was a very impressive level of commitment! 00:03:04.680 --> 00:03:10.240 I'm going to give you your candy, and—uh—you can go entertain the rest of the neighborhood, okay? 00:03:10.680 --> 00:03:13.080 Here you go. It's milk chocolate. 00:03:13.860 --> 00:03:17.700 Hey! Maybe it’s your mother's milk after all this time! 00:03:18.700 --> 00:03:19.360 [whimpers] 00:03:20.140 --> 00:03:21.460 ...and you, Cowboy— 00:03:21.460 --> 00:03:26.980 did you know that animal agriculture is the single largest contributor to climate change? 00:03:27.000 --> 00:03:34.420 And occupies over 45% of the Earth’s land. And don’t get me started on the wild horse populations! 00:03:34.420 --> 00:03:38.380 Well they don’t specify whether their gelatin is plant or animal-derived. 00:03:39.340 --> 00:03:42.660 But they do have a customer service number! Can I use your phone? 00:03:43.740 --> 00:03:44.460 LEAVE!!! 00:03:44.460 --> 00:03:46.460 [creepy music] 00:03:51.580 --> 00:03:54.920 [door slams, rattling from fumbling with lock 00:03:54.920 --> 00:03:57.560 [doorbell, creaky door opening slowly ] 00:03:57.980 --> 00:03:58.860 And what are you? 00:03:59.260 --> 00:04:03.000 I’m a malignant tumor in the large colon of a heavy meat eater! 00:04:03.720 --> 00:04:04.700 Got any bacon?! 00:04:06.540 --> 00:04:08.740 [door creaks and slams] 00:04:08.740 --> 00:04:12.180 And that, is what REALLY happened to Babe the pig! 00:04:13.360 --> 00:04:14.480 Who's hungry? 00:04:14.480 --> 00:04:15.700 [bird cawing] 00:04:16.960 --> 00:04:17.460 [startled breath] 00:04:35.160 --> 00:04:39.600 [door opening, slamming shut, labored breathing, keys jangling] 00:04:43.620 --> 00:04:45.620 [nervous laugh] 00:04:46.840 --> 00:04:53.120 [starts car, engine engages, car start-up beep repeats] 00:04:54.640 --> 00:04:55.840 [creepy high-speed whispering sounds] 00:04:55.840 --> 00:04:56.400 [Startled scream] 00:04:56.820 --> 00:05:06.840 [Dark Halloween theme from opening fades into soft creepy music.]