[Script Info]
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[Events]
Format: Layer, Start, End, Style, Name, MarginL, MarginR, MarginV, Effect, Text
Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.00,0:00:01.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[doorbell]
Dialogue: 0,0:00:01.14,0:00:03.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[creaky door opening slowly]
Dialogue: 0,0:00:03.14,0:00:04.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Kids: Trick or treat!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:05.04,0:00:06.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know what’s a real trick?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:07.26,0:00:08.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Humane slaughter!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:08.58,0:00:11.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Here! Let me show you!\N[high pitched suspense sound builds to peak & cuts off]
Dialogue: 0,0:00:11.70,0:00:19.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[kids screaming, fades into Halloween-themed music]
Dialogue: 0,0:00:19.34,0:00:22.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[doorbell, creaky door opening slowly ]
Dialogue: 0,0:00:22.92,0:00:23.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Trick or treat!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:24.44,0:00:27.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Happy Halloween! Here you go!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:29.18,0:00:31.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[candy wrapper rustling]
Dialogue: 0,0:00:33.46,0:00:34.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.72,0:00:37.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[loud rustling]
Dialogue: 0,0:00:41.58,0:00:42.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:42.78,0:00:44.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[rustling off-camera]
Dialogue: 0,0:00:45.84,0:00:46.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:47.30,0:00:48.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[doorbell]
Dialogue: 0,0:01:00.62,0:01:01.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hello...um...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:02.80,0:01:03.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What are you?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:04.80,0:01:05.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I’m your conscience.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:07.52,0:01:09.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh. How—How clever.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:16.62,0:01:18.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh! I get it!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:18.90,0:01:21.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Blank T-shirt: Clear conscience!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:22.80,0:01:24.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That’s why you’re not saying anything.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:25.10,0:01:26.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I’m saying plenty.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:28.14,0:01:30.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You’re just not listening.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:40.34,0:01:42.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[doorbell, creaky door opening slowly ]
Dialogue: 0,0:01:42.64,0:01:43.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Kids: Trick or treat!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:44.72,0:01:46.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, Happy Halloween!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:46.72,0:01:49.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh I just love your costumes!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:49.76,0:01:56.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let's see…we have a princess, a \Nzombie, a cowboy, and a puppy!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:56.38,0:02:00.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I sure hope that you’re an adopted puppy \Nand not store-bought puppy.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:00.94,0:02:04.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Remember kids: adopt don’t shop!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:04.78,0:02:06.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Are you neutered?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:07.78,0:02:08.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:08.46,0:02:10.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[candy wrapper rustling off camera]
Dialogue: 0,0:02:10.68,0:02:11.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:11.50,0:02:12.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[more rustling off camera]
Dialogue: 0,0:02:13.36,0:02:16.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, this one doesn’t seem to have ingredients. \NDo you still have the bag?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:18.02,0:02:18.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hmm?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:18.72,0:02:20.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[doorbell, creaky door opening slowly ]
Dialogue: 0,0:02:20.20,0:02:21.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Happy Hallo—
Dialogue: 0,0:02:22.20,0:02:24.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh…are you okay?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:24.96,0:02:26.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ha—ha—have you seen my mom?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:27.28,0:02:30.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh no! Did you and your mom get separated along the way?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:31.26,0:02:32.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The day I was born.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:33.28,0:02:34.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I—I don’t understand.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:35.68,0:02:38.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,When I was born they took me away so they could have my mother's milk.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:40.16,0:02:40.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My milk.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:41.98,0:02:45.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh! I get it, you’re in character as the cow!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:45.36,0:02:47.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's very cl—\N["Cow" interrupts]: And now I live in a little tiny box,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:47.88,0:02:50.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Awaiting my ever-hastening demise.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:51.74,0:02:53.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, that's very sa—\N["Cow" interrupts]: They'll shoot me!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:53.74,0:02:55.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,["Cow off-camera]...in the head..\NOkay...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:55.12,0:02:56.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I’m just a baby.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:58.74,0:03:00.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh! Are you done?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:01.56,0:03:03.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That was a very impressive level of commitment!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:04.68,0:03:10.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm going to give you your candy, and—uh—you can go entertain the rest of the neighborhood, okay?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:10.68,0:03:13.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Here you go. It's milk chocolate.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:13.86,0:03:17.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey! Maybe it’s your mother's milk after all this time!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:18.70,0:03:19.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[whimpers]
Dialogue: 0,0:03:20.14,0:03:21.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,...and you, Cowboy—
Dialogue: 0,0:03:21.46,0:03:26.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,did you know that animal agriculture is the single largest contributor to climate change?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:27.00,0:03:34.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And occupies over 45% of the Earth’s land. And don’t get me started on the wild horse populations!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:34.42,0:03:38.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well they don’t specify whether their gelatin is plant or animal-derived.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:39.34,0:03:42.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But they do have a customer service number! \NCan I use your phone?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:43.74,0:03:44.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LEAVE!!!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:44.46,0:03:46.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[creepy music]
Dialogue: 0,0:03:51.58,0:03:54.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[door slams, rattling from fumbling with lock
Dialogue: 0,0:03:54.92,0:03:57.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[doorbell, creaky door opening slowly ]
Dialogue: 0,0:03:57.98,0:03:58.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And what are you?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:59.26,0:04:03.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I’m a malignant tumor in the large \Ncolon of a heavy meat eater!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:03.72,0:04:04.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Got any bacon?!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:06.54,0:04:08.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[door creaks and slams]
Dialogue: 0,0:04:08.74,0:04:12.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And that, is what REALLY happened to Babe the pig!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:13.36,0:04:14.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Who's hungry?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:14.48,0:04:15.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[bird cawing]
Dialogue: 0,0:04:16.96,0:04:17.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[startled breath]
Dialogue: 0,0:04:35.16,0:04:39.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[door opening, slamming shut, labored \Nbreathing, keys jangling]
Dialogue: 0,0:04:43.62,0:04:45.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[nervous laugh]
Dialogue: 0,0:04:46.84,0:04:53.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[starts car, engine engages, car start-up beep repeats]
Dialogue: 0,0:04:54.64,0:04:55.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[creepy high-speed whispering sounds]
Dialogue: 0,0:04:55.84,0:04:56.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Startled scream]
Dialogue: 0,0:04:56.82,0:05:06.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Dark Halloween theme from opening \Nfades into soft creepy music.]