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[doorbell]

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[creaky door opening slowly]

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Kids: Trick or treat!

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You know what’s a real trick?

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Humane slaughter!

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Here! Let me show you![br][high pitched suspense sound builds to peak & cuts off]

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[kids screaming, fades into Halloween-themed music]

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[doorbell, creaky door opening slowly ]

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Trick or treat!

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Happy Halloween! Here you go!

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[candy wrapper rustling]

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No...

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[loud rustling]

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No...

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[rustling off-camera]

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No...

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[doorbell]

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Hello...um...

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What are you?

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I’m your conscience.

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Oh. How—How clever.

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Oh! I get it!

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Blank T-shirt: Clear conscience!

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That’s why you’re not saying anything.

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I’m saying plenty.

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You’re just not listening.

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[doorbell, creaky door opening slowly ]

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Kids: Trick or treat!

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Well, Happy Halloween!

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Oh I just love your costumes!

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Let's see…we have a princess, a [br]zombie, a cowboy, and a puppy!

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I sure hope that you’re an adopted puppy [br]and not store-bought puppy.

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Remember kids: adopt don’t shop!

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Are you neutered?

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No...

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[candy wrapper rustling off camera]

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No...

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[more rustling off camera]

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Oh, this one doesn’t seem to have ingredients. [br]Do you still have the bag?

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Hmm?

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[doorbell, creaky door opening slowly ]

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Happy Hallo—

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Oh…are you okay?

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Ha—ha—have you seen my mom?

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Oh no! Did you and your mom get separated along the way?

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The day I was born.

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I—I don’t understand.

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When I was born they took me away so they could have my mother's milk.

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My milk.

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Oh! I get it, you’re in character as the cow!

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That's very cl—[br]["Cow" interrupts]: And now I live in a little tiny box,

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Awaiting my ever-hastening demise.

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Well, that's very sa—[br]["Cow" interrupts]: They'll shoot me!

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["Cow off-camera]...in the head..[br]Okay...

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I’m just a baby.

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Oh! Are you done?

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That was a very impressive level of commitment!

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I'm going to give you your candy, and—uh—you can go entertain the rest of the neighborhood, okay?

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Here you go. It's milk chocolate.

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Hey! Maybe it’s your mother's milk after all this time!

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[whimpers]

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...and you, Cowboy—

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did you know that animal agriculture is the single largest contributor to climate change?

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And occupies over 45% of the Earth’s land. And don’t get me started on the wild horse populations!

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Well they don’t specify whether their gelatin is plant or animal-derived.

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But they do have a customer service number! [br]Can I use your phone?

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LEAVE!!!

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[creepy music]

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[door slams, rattling from fumbling with lock

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[doorbell, creaky door opening slowly ]

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And what are you?

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I’m a malignant tumor in the large [br]colon of a heavy meat eater!

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Got any bacon?!

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[door creaks and slams]

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And that, is what REALLY happened to Babe the pig!

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Who's hungry?

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[bird cawing]

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[startled breath]

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[door opening, slamming shut, labored [br]breathing, keys jangling]

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[nervous laugh]

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[starts car, engine engages, car start-up beep repeats]

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[creepy high-speed whispering sounds]

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[Startled scream]

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[Dark Halloween theme from opening [br]fades into soft creepy music.]