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[TRANSLATED] Dr. Seuss vs William Shakespeare. Epic Rap Battles of History. [CC]

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    Come bite my thumb
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    I hope you know the stakes
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    I'll put a slug between
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    your shoulder blades
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    then ask what light through
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    yonder poser breaks?
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    I hath been iambic on that ass
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    ye bastard
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    my rhymes are classic
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    your crap is drafted
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    by a kindergartner
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    high on acid
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    ye hoebag
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    you're an old white Soulja Boy
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    who has no swag
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    and no gonads
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    egads it's so sad
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    and to top it off
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    you're not a doctor
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    I've never seen a softer author
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    you crook, you
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    I bet you wrote
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    the Twlight books too
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    I would not could not on a boat
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    read any of the boring ass
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    plays you wrote
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    even Horton
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    doesn't want to hear you
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    and Cindy Lou Who is
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    afraid to go near you
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    you bore people to death
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    you leave a classroom
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    looking like the end of MacBeth
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    I entertain a child of any age
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    you gotta translate
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    what you said
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    on the opposite page
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    how you gonna battle
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    with the Cat In The Hat?
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    little kits get scared
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    when I step on the mat
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    you think your ruffled neck ass
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    gonna rap to that?
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    I got a best selling book
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    about me coming back
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    I'm switching up my style
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    like the Beatles with my pieces
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    each is such a wonder
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    with a plethora of features
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    you're pathetically predictable
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    you think your new book
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    might include a trisyllabic meter
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    and some ghetto Muppet creatures
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    the Bard is in the building
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    it's a castle, I'm a boss
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    I bet I'm Parliament
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    I'm positive I'm killing it
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    I'm iller than the plague
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    I never caught or cholera
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    a baller baller
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    on some cricket bowler business
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    while you're sitting in the bleachers
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    You rap fast you do
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    yes you rap fast it's true
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    now let's see how you rap
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    versus Things 1 and 2
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    Oh, No
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    We'll smash your globe
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    yo, you may have wrote the script
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    but now we running the show
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    you can take your fancy words
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    and send'em
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    back home to your mama
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    break our foot off in your ass
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    with our feetie pajamas
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    man we'll cook you up
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    and eat you with some
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    ham and green eggs
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    we'll break offa your legs
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    make no mistake
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    we in a rage
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    all does not end well
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    when we bust out our cage
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    you gettin' upstaged Bill
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    yo, you just got played!
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    Who won?
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    Who's next?
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    You decide
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[TRANSLATED] Dr. Seuss vs William Shakespeare. Epic Rap Battles of History. [CC]
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