0:00:13.065,0:00:14.167 Come bite my thumb 0:00:14.167,0:00:15.818 I hope you know the stakes 0:00:15.818,0:00:17.051 I'll put a slug between 0:00:17.051,0:00:18.210 your shoulder blades 0:00:18.210,0:00:19.401 then ask what light through 0:00:19.401,0:00:20.856 yonder poser breaks? 0:00:20.856,0:00:22.617 I hath been iambic on that ass 0:00:22.617,0:00:23.596 ye bastard 0:00:23.596,0:00:24.779 my rhymes are classic 0:00:24.779,0:00:25.903 your crap is drafted 0:00:25.903,0:00:26.667 by a kindergartner 0:00:26.667,0:00:27.733 high on acid 0:00:27.733,0:00:28.632 ye hoebag 0:00:28.632,0:00:29.884 you're an old white Soulja Boy 0:00:29.884,0:00:31.297 who has no swag 0:00:31.297,0:00:32.490 and no gonads 0:00:32.490,0:00:34.596 egads it's so sad 0:00:34.596,0:00:35.482 and to top it off 0:00:35.482,0:00:36.653 you're not a doctor 0:00:36.653,0:00:38.348 I've never seen a softer author 0:00:38.348,0:00:39.248 you crook, you 0:00:39.248,0:00:39.838 I bet you wrote 0:00:39.838,0:00:41.249 the Twlight books too 0:00:47.009,0:00:49.497 I would not could not on a boat 0:00:49.497,0:00:50.595 read any of the boring ass 0:00:50.595,0:00:51.218 plays you wrote 0:00:51.218,0:00:51.800 even Horton 0:00:51.800,0:00:52.947 doesn't want to hear you 0:00:52.947,0:00:53.875 and Cindy Lou Who is 0:00:53.875,0:00:55.018 afraid to go near you 0:00:55.018,0:00:56.147 you bore people to death 0:00:56.147,0:00:57.022 you leave a classroom 0:00:57.022,0:00:57.950 looking like the end of MacBeth 0:00:57.950,0:00:59.519 I entertain a child of any age 0:00:59.519,0:01:00.392 you gotta translate 0:01:00.392,0:01:01.120 what you said 0:01:01.120,0:01:02.132 on the opposite page 0:01:02.132,0:01:02.819 how you gonna battle 0:01:02.819,0:01:03.625 with the Cat In The Hat? 0:01:03.625,0:01:04.554 little kits get scared 0:01:04.554,0:01:05.335 when I step on the mat 0:01:05.335,0:01:06.229 you think your ruffled neck ass 0:01:06.229,0:01:07.004 gonna rap to that? 0:01:07.004,0:01:07.814 I got a best selling book 0:01:07.814,0:01:08.904 about me coming back 0:01:15.064,0:01:16.072 I'm switching up my style 0:01:16.072,0:01:17.086 like the Beatles with my pieces 0:01:17.086,0:01:17.676 each is such a wonder 0:01:17.676,0:01:18.614 with a plethora of features 0:01:18.614,0:01:19.581 you're pathetically predictable 0:01:19.581,0:01:20.133 you think your new book 0:01:20.133,0:01:21.122 might include a trisyllabic meter 0:01:21.122,0:01:22.237 and some ghetto Muppet creatures 0:01:22.237,0:01:23.113 the Bard is in the building 0:01:23.113,0:01:23.854 it's a castle, I'm a boss 0:01:23.854,0:01:24.408 I bet I'm Parliament 0:01:24.408,0:01:25.133 I'm positive I'm killing it 0:01:25.133,0:01:25.878 I'm iller than the plague 0:01:25.878,0:01:26.697 I never caught or cholera 0:01:26.697,0:01:27.186 a baller baller 0:01:27.186,0:01:27.945 on some cricket bowler business 0:01:27.945,0:01:29.300 while you're sitting in the bleachers 0:01:33.050,0:01:34.513 You rap fast you do 0:01:34.513,0:01:36.318 yes you rap fast it's true 0:01:36.318,0:01:37.951 now let's see how you rap 0:01:37.951,0:01:40.104 versus Things 1 and 2 0:01:40.104,0:01:41.848 Oh, No 0:01:41.848,0:01:43.081 We'll smash your globe 0:01:43.081,0:01:44.561 yo, you may have wrote the script 0:01:44.561,0:01:46.513 but now we running the show 0:01:46.513,0:01:48.105 you can take your fancy words 0:01:48.105,0:01:48.755 and send'em 0:01:48.755,0:01:49.972 back home to your mama 0:01:49.972,0:01:51.701 break our foot off in your ass 0:01:51.701,0:01:53.389 with our feetie pajamas 0:01:53.389,0:01:54.509 man we'll cook you up 0:01:54.509,0:01:55.575 and eat you with some 0:01:55.575,0:01:56.781 ham and green eggs 0:01:56.781,0:01:58.096 we'll break offa your legs 0:01:58.096,0:01:59.161 make no mistake 0:01:59.161,0:02:00.280 we in a rage 0:02:00.280,0:02:02.001 all does not end well 0:02:02.001,0:02:03.447 when we bust out our cage 0:02:03.447,0:02:05.397 you gettin' upstaged Bill 0:02:05.397,0:02:07.629 yo, you just got played! 0:02:07.629,0:02:09.298 Who won? 0:02:09.298,0:02:10.924 Who's next? 0:02:10.924,0:02:13.403 You decide