1 00:00:13,065 --> 00:00:14,167 Come bite my thumb 2 00:00:14,167 --> 00:00:15,818 I hope you know the stakes 3 00:00:15,818 --> 00:00:17,051 I'll put a slug between 4 00:00:17,051 --> 00:00:18,210 your shoulder blades 5 00:00:18,210 --> 00:00:19,401 then ask what light through 6 00:00:19,401 --> 00:00:20,856 yonder poser breaks? 7 00:00:20,856 --> 00:00:22,617 I hath been iambic on that ass 8 00:00:22,617 --> 00:00:23,596 ye bastard 9 00:00:23,596 --> 00:00:24,779 my rhymes are classic 10 00:00:24,779 --> 00:00:25,903 your crap is drafted 11 00:00:25,903 --> 00:00:26,667 by a kindergartner 12 00:00:26,667 --> 00:00:27,733 high on acid 13 00:00:27,733 --> 00:00:28,632 ye hoebag 14 00:00:28,632 --> 00:00:29,884 you're an old white Soulja Boy 15 00:00:29,884 --> 00:00:31,297 who has no swag 16 00:00:31,297 --> 00:00:32,490 and no gonads 17 00:00:32,490 --> 00:00:34,596 egads it's so sad 18 00:00:34,596 --> 00:00:35,482 and to top it off 19 00:00:35,482 --> 00:00:36,653 you're not a doctor 20 00:00:36,653 --> 00:00:38,348 I've never seen a softer author 21 00:00:38,348 --> 00:00:39,248 you crook, you 22 00:00:39,248 --> 00:00:39,838 I bet you wrote 23 00:00:39,838 --> 00:00:41,249 the Twlight books too 24 00:00:47,009 --> 00:00:49,497 I would not could not on a boat 25 00:00:49,497 --> 00:00:50,595 read any of the boring ass 26 00:00:50,595 --> 00:00:51,218 plays you wrote 27 00:00:51,218 --> 00:00:51,800 even Horton 28 00:00:51,800 --> 00:00:52,947 doesn't want to hear you 29 00:00:52,947 --> 00:00:53,875 and Cindy Lou Who is 30 00:00:53,875 --> 00:00:55,018 afraid to go near you 31 00:00:55,018 --> 00:00:56,147 you bore people to death 32 00:00:56,147 --> 00:00:57,022 you leave a classroom 33 00:00:57,022 --> 00:00:57,950 looking like the end of MacBeth 34 00:00:57,950 --> 00:00:59,519 I entertain a child of any age 35 00:00:59,519 --> 00:01:00,392 you gotta translate 36 00:01:00,392 --> 00:01:01,120 what you said 37 00:01:01,120 --> 00:01:02,132 on the opposite page 38 00:01:02,132 --> 00:01:02,819 how you gonna battle 39 00:01:02,819 --> 00:01:03,625 with the Cat In The Hat? 40 00:01:03,625 --> 00:01:04,554 little kits get scared 41 00:01:04,554 --> 00:01:05,335 when I step on the mat 42 00:01:05,335 --> 00:01:06,229 you think your ruffled neck ass 43 00:01:06,229 --> 00:01:07,004 gonna rap to that? 44 00:01:07,004 --> 00:01:07,814 I got a best selling book 45 00:01:07,814 --> 00:01:08,904 about me coming back 46 00:01:15,064 --> 00:01:16,072 I'm switching up my style 47 00:01:16,072 --> 00:01:17,086 like the Beatles with my pieces 48 00:01:17,086 --> 00:01:17,676 each is such a wonder 49 00:01:17,676 --> 00:01:18,614 with a plethora of features 50 00:01:18,614 --> 00:01:19,581 you're pathetically predictable 51 00:01:19,581 --> 00:01:20,133 you think your new book 52 00:01:20,133 --> 00:01:21,122 might include a trisyllabic meter 53 00:01:21,122 --> 00:01:22,237 and some ghetto Muppet creatures 54 00:01:22,237 --> 00:01:23,113 the Bard is in the building 55 00:01:23,113 --> 00:01:23,854 it's a castle, I'm a boss 56 00:01:23,854 --> 00:01:24,408 I bet I'm Parliament 57 00:01:24,408 --> 00:01:25,133 I'm positive I'm killing it 58 00:01:25,133 --> 00:01:25,878 I'm iller than the plague 59 00:01:25,878 --> 00:01:26,697 I never caught or cholera 60 00:01:26,697 --> 00:01:27,186 a baller baller 61 00:01:27,186 --> 00:01:27,945 on some cricket bowler business 62 00:01:27,945 --> 00:01:29,300 while you're sitting in the bleachers 63 00:01:33,050 --> 00:01:34,513 You rap fast you do 64 00:01:34,513 --> 00:01:36,318 yes you rap fast it's true 65 00:01:36,318 --> 00:01:37,951 now let's see how you rap 66 00:01:37,951 --> 00:01:40,104 versus Things 1 and 2 67 00:01:40,104 --> 00:01:41,848 Oh, No 68 00:01:41,848 --> 00:01:43,081 We'll smash your globe 69 00:01:43,081 --> 00:01:44,561 yo, you may have wrote the script 70 00:01:44,561 --> 00:01:46,513 but now we running the show 71 00:01:46,513 --> 00:01:48,105 you can take your fancy words 72 00:01:48,105 --> 00:01:48,755 and send'em 73 00:01:48,755 --> 00:01:49,972 back home to your mama 74 00:01:49,972 --> 00:01:51,701 break our foot off in your ass 75 00:01:51,701 --> 00:01:53,389 with our feetie pajamas 76 00:01:53,389 --> 00:01:54,509 man we'll cook you up 77 00:01:54,509 --> 00:01:55,575 and eat you with some 78 00:01:55,575 --> 00:01:56,781 ham and green eggs 79 00:01:56,781 --> 00:01:58,096 we'll break offa your legs 80 00:01:58,096 --> 00:01:59,161 make no mistake 81 00:01:59,161 --> 00:02:00,280 we in a rage 82 00:02:00,280 --> 00:02:02,001 all does not end well 83 00:02:02,001 --> 00:02:03,447 when we bust out our cage 84 00:02:03,447 --> 00:02:05,397 you gettin' upstaged Bill 85 00:02:05,397 --> 00:02:07,629 yo, you just got played! 86 00:02:07,629 --> 00:02:09,298 Who won? 87 00:02:09,298 --> 00:02:10,924 Who's next? 88 00:02:10,924 --> 00:02:13,403 You decide