[Script Info]
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[Events]
Format: Layer, Start, End, Style, Name, MarginL, MarginR, MarginV, Effect, Text
Dialogue: 0,0:00:13.06,0:00:14.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Come bite my thumb
Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.17,0:00:15.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I hope you know the stakes
Dialogue: 0,0:00:15.82,0:00:17.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll put a slug between
Dialogue: 0,0:00:17.05,0:00:18.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,your shoulder blades
Dialogue: 0,0:00:18.21,0:00:19.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,then ask what light through
Dialogue: 0,0:00:19.40,0:00:20.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,yonder poser breaks?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:20.86,0:00:22.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I hath been iambic on that ass
Dialogue: 0,0:00:22.62,0:00:23.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ye bastard
Dialogue: 0,0:00:23.60,0:00:24.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,my rhymes are classic
Dialogue: 0,0:00:24.78,0:00:25.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,your crap is drafted
Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.90,0:00:26.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,by a kindergartner
Dialogue: 0,0:00:26.67,0:00:27.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,high on acid
Dialogue: 0,0:00:27.73,0:00:28.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ye hoebag
Dialogue: 0,0:00:28.63,0:00:29.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you're an old white Soulja Boy
Dialogue: 0,0:00:29.88,0:00:31.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,who has no swag
Dialogue: 0,0:00:31.30,0:00:32.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and no gonads
Dialogue: 0,0:00:32.49,0:00:34.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,egads it's so sad
Dialogue: 0,0:00:34.60,0:00:35.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and to top it off
Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.48,0:00:36.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you're not a doctor
Dialogue: 0,0:00:36.65,0:00:38.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I've never seen a softer author
Dialogue: 0,0:00:38.35,0:00:39.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you crook, you
Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.25,0:00:39.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I bet you wrote
Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.84,0:00:41.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the Twlight books too
Dialogue: 0,0:00:47.01,0:00:49.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I would not could not on a boat
Dialogue: 0,0:00:49.50,0:00:50.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,read any of the boring ass
Dialogue: 0,0:00:50.60,0:00:51.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,plays you wrote
Dialogue: 0,0:00:51.22,0:00:51.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,even Horton
Dialogue: 0,0:00:51.80,0:00:52.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,doesn't want to hear you
Dialogue: 0,0:00:52.95,0:00:53.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and Cindy Lou Who is
Dialogue: 0,0:00:53.88,0:00:55.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,afraid to go near you
Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.02,0:00:56.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you bore people to death
Dialogue: 0,0:00:56.15,0:00:57.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you leave a classroom
Dialogue: 0,0:00:57.02,0:00:57.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,looking like the end of MacBeth
Dialogue: 0,0:00:57.95,0:00:59.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I entertain a child of any age
Dialogue: 0,0:00:59.52,0:01:00.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you gotta translate
Dialogue: 0,0:01:00.39,0:01:01.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,what you said
Dialogue: 0,0:01:01.12,0:01:02.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,on the opposite page
Dialogue: 0,0:01:02.13,0:01:02.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,how you gonna battle
Dialogue: 0,0:01:02.82,0:01:03.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,with the Cat In The Hat?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:03.62,0:01:04.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,little kits get scared
Dialogue: 0,0:01:04.55,0:01:05.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,when I step on the mat
Dialogue: 0,0:01:05.34,0:01:06.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you think your ruffled neck ass
Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.23,0:01:07.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,gonna rap to that?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:07.00,0:01:07.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I got a best selling book
Dialogue: 0,0:01:07.81,0:01:08.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,about me coming back
Dialogue: 0,0:01:15.06,0:01:16.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm switching up my style
Dialogue: 0,0:01:16.07,0:01:17.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,like the Beatles with my pieces
Dialogue: 0,0:01:17.09,0:01:17.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,each is such a wonder
Dialogue: 0,0:01:17.68,0:01:18.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,with a plethora of features
Dialogue: 0,0:01:18.61,0:01:19.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you're pathetically predictable
Dialogue: 0,0:01:19.58,0:01:20.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you think your new book
Dialogue: 0,0:01:20.13,0:01:21.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,might include a trisyllabic meter
Dialogue: 0,0:01:21.12,0:01:22.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and some ghetto Muppet creatures
Dialogue: 0,0:01:22.24,0:01:23.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the Bard is in the building
Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.11,0:01:23.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it's a castle, I'm a boss
Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.85,0:01:24.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I bet I'm Parliament
Dialogue: 0,0:01:24.41,0:01:25.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm positive I'm killing it
Dialogue: 0,0:01:25.13,0:01:25.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm iller than the plague
Dialogue: 0,0:01:25.88,0:01:26.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I never caught or cholera
Dialogue: 0,0:01:26.70,0:01:27.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,a baller baller
Dialogue: 0,0:01:27.19,0:01:27.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,on some cricket bowler business
Dialogue: 0,0:01:27.94,0:01:29.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,while you're sitting in the bleachers
Dialogue: 0,0:01:33.05,0:01:34.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You rap fast you do
Dialogue: 0,0:01:34.51,0:01:36.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,yes you rap fast it's true
Dialogue: 0,0:01:36.32,0:01:37.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,now let's see how you rap
Dialogue: 0,0:01:37.95,0:01:40.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,versus Things 1 and 2
Dialogue: 0,0:01:40.10,0:01:41.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, No
Dialogue: 0,0:01:41.85,0:01:43.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We'll smash your globe
Dialogue: 0,0:01:43.08,0:01:44.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,yo, you may have wrote the script
Dialogue: 0,0:01:44.56,0:01:46.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but now we running the show
Dialogue: 0,0:01:46.51,0:01:48.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you can take your fancy words
Dialogue: 0,0:01:48.10,0:01:48.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and send'em
Dialogue: 0,0:01:48.76,0:01:49.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,back home to your mama
Dialogue: 0,0:01:49.97,0:01:51.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,break our foot off in your ass
Dialogue: 0,0:01:51.70,0:01:53.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,with our feetie pajamas
Dialogue: 0,0:01:53.39,0:01:54.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,man we'll cook you up
Dialogue: 0,0:01:54.51,0:01:55.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and eat you with some
Dialogue: 0,0:01:55.58,0:01:56.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ham and green eggs
Dialogue: 0,0:01:56.78,0:01:58.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we'll break offa your legs
Dialogue: 0,0:01:58.10,0:01:59.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,make no mistake
Dialogue: 0,0:01:59.16,0:02:00.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we in a rage
Dialogue: 0,0:02:00.28,0:02:02.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,all does not end well
Dialogue: 0,0:02:02.00,0:02:03.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,when we bust out our cage
Dialogue: 0,0:02:03.45,0:02:05.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you gettin' upstaged Bill
Dialogue: 0,0:02:05.40,0:02:07.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,yo, you just got played!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:07.63,0:02:09.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Who won?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:09.30,0:02:10.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Who's next?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:10.92,0:02:13.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You decide