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- (Vinny (Top): Hey Aaron? Aaron?
- (Aaron (Bottom): What?
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(Vinny) Do you ever get homesick?
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- Do you?
- (Aaron) What.
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- Do you ever get homesick?
- Please, let me sleep,
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please, it's ten o'clock
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just let me sleep a couple more hours.
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(Vinny) Do you ever really think about
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...you know...
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if your parents are, like, missing you and stuff?
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- (Vinny) Hey Aaron...
- (Aaron) VINNY! SHUT THE FUCK UP!
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(Vinny) God, mister grouchy pants.
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Do you think pigeons have feelings?
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(Aaron) I'm gonna give you one more chance to shut the hell up.
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(Vinny) Like, I mean-
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(smacking)
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(Vinny) Wow, asshole!
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(chanting) When I say "weakass" you say "bitch",
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(Vinny) weakass...
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(Vinny) ...bitch!
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- (Vinny) Alright, alright,
- (Aaron) (mumbling) Vinny...
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- (Vinny) Ok, ok...
- (Aaron) Stop right now. Stop.
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- (Vinny) Alright, I'm gonna stop.
- (Aaron) Ok, right now.
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(Vinny) Ok, no, after this.
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(sniffles) After that.
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(coughs obnoxiously)
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(Vinny) Sorry, that was, I swear to God,
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last time. Ever.
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(Vinny) (chanting) When I say "weakass"
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you say "bitch"!
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Weakass...
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...bitch!
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Weakass...
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(loud creaking)
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(Vinny) I can't get comfortable!
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(Vinny) This is ridiculous!
(Aaron) You're the worst friend ever.
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(Vinny) Dude, college is like one big-
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(Aaron) If you don't stop talking I will KILL you.
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Literally, I will rip your fucking throat out,
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just shut the fuck up.
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(Vinny) (singing) I believe I can fly...
(Aaron) (painfully) ...please stop...
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(Vinny) (whispering) I believe I can touch the sky...
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(singing) I dream about it every night and day...
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(loudly) I spread my wings and fly away!
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(Vinny) Earthquake struck in Chicago today...
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(Vinny) Vibrato:
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(singing loudly) I spread my wings and
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- (Vinny) fly awaaay!
- (Aaron) (moaned) Please stop!
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- (Vinny) Baritone:
- (Aaron) VINNY!
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- (Vinny) (singing) I spread my wings and-
- (Aaron) SHUT UP!
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(Vinny) -fly away!
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(Aaron) I'm gonna kill you...I'm gonna...
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(Vinny) You're gonna what?
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(Vinny) That's a threat, I could report you
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to the authorities...
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(snap)
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(snap) (snap)
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(Vinny) I'm hungry...
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can we go get breakfast somewhere?
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Dude, 'cause our parents aren't here,
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my mom's not here,
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so I can totally eat ice cream for breakfast.
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I can't wait, I'm gonna put hot fudge on mine, and-
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(Vinny) Oooow!
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(Vinny) (high pitched) Hey Aaron?
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Can I have a pillow? It's uncomfortable on the floor...
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(Vinny) OOOW!
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(loud door slam)
