- (Vinny (Top): Hey Aaron? Aaron?
- (Aaron (Bottom): What?

(Vinny) Do you ever get homesick?

- Do you?
- (Aaron) What.

- Do you ever get homesick?
- Please, let me sleep,

please, it's ten o'clock

just let me sleep a couple more hours.

(Vinny) Do you ever really think about

...you know...

if your parents are, like, missing you and stuff?

- (Vinny) Hey Aaron...
- (Aaron) VINNY! SHUT THE FUCK UP!

(Vinny) God, mister grouchy pants.

Do you think pigeons have feelings?

(Aaron) I'm gonna give you one more chance to shut the hell up.

(Vinny) Like, I mean-

(smacking)

(Vinny) Wow, asshole!

(chanting) When I say "weakass" you say "bitch",

(Vinny) weakass...

(Vinny) ...bitch!

- (Vinny) Alright, alright,
- (Aaron) (mumbling) Vinny...

- (Vinny) Ok, ok...
- (Aaron) Stop right now. Stop.

- (Vinny) Alright, I'm gonna stop.
- (Aaron) Ok, right now.

(Vinny) Ok, no, after this.

(sniffles) After that.

(coughs obnoxiously)

(Vinny) Sorry, that was, I swear to God,

last time. Ever.

(Vinny) (chanting) When I say "weakass"

you say "bitch"!

Weakass...

...bitch!

Weakass...

(loud creaking)

(Vinny) I can't get comfortable!

(Vinny) This is ridiculous!
(Aaron) You're the worst friend ever.

(Vinny) Dude, college is like one big-

(Aaron) If you don't stop talking I will KILL you.

Literally, I will rip your fucking throat out,

just shut the fuck up.

(Vinny) (singing) I believe I can fly...
(Aaron) (painfully) ...please stop...

(Vinny) (whispering) I believe I can touch the sky...

(singing) I dream about it every night and day...

(loudly) I spread my wings and fly away!

(Vinny) Earthquake struck in Chicago today...

(Vinny) Vibrato:

(singing loudly) I spread my wings and

- (Vinny) fly awaaay!
- (Aaron) (moaned) Please stop!

- (Vinny) Baritone:
- (Aaron) VINNY!

- (Vinny) (singing) I spread my wings and-
- (Aaron) SHUT UP!

(Vinny) -fly away!

(Aaron) I'm gonna kill you...I'm gonna...

(Vinny) You're gonna what?

(Vinny) That's a threat, I could report you

to the authorities...

(snap)

(snap) (snap)

(Vinny) I'm hungry...

can we go get breakfast somewhere?

Dude, 'cause our parents aren't here,

my mom's not here,

so I can totally eat ice cream for breakfast.

I can't wait, I'm gonna put hot fudge on mine, and-

(Vinny) Oooow!

(Vinny) (high pitched) Hey Aaron?

Can I have a pillow? It's uncomfortable on the floor...

(Vinny) OOOW!

(loud door slam)