- (Vinny (Top): Hey Aaron? Aaron? - (Aaron (Bottom): What?
(Vinny) Do you ever get homesick?
- Do you? - (Aaron) What.
- Do you ever get homesick? - Please, let me sleep,
please, it's ten o'clock
just let me sleep a couple more hours.
(Vinny) Do you ever really think about
...you know...
if your parents are, like, missing you and stuff?
- (Vinny) Hey Aaron... - (Aaron) VINNY! SHUT THE FUCK UP!
(Vinny) God, mister grouchy pants.
Do you think pigeons have feelings?
(Aaron) I'm gonna give you one more chance to shut the hell up.
(Vinny) Like, I mean-
(smacking)
(Vinny) Wow, asshole!
(chanting) When I say "weakass" you say "bitch",
(Vinny) weakass...
(Vinny) ...bitch!
- (Vinny) Alright, alright, - (Aaron) (mumbling) Vinny...
- (Vinny) Ok, ok... - (Aaron) Stop right now. Stop.
- (Vinny) Alright, I'm gonna stop. - (Aaron) Ok, right now.
(Vinny) Ok, no, after this.
(sniffles) After that.
(coughs obnoxiously)
(Vinny) Sorry, that was, I swear to God,
last time. Ever.
(Vinny) (chanting) When I say "weakass"
you say "bitch"!
Weakass...
...bitch!
Weakass...
(loud creaking)
(Vinny) I can't get comfortable!
(Vinny) This is ridiculous! (Aaron) You're the worst friend ever.
(Vinny) Dude, college is like one big-
(Aaron) If you don't stop talking I will KILL you.
Literally, I will rip your fucking throat out,
just shut the fuck up.
(Vinny) (singing) I believe I can fly... (Aaron) (painfully) ...please stop...
(Vinny) (whispering) I believe I can touch the sky...
(singing) I dream about it every night and day...
(loudly) I spread my wings and fly away!
(Vinny) Earthquake struck in Chicago today...
(Vinny) Vibrato:
(singing loudly) I spread my wings and
- (Vinny) fly awaaay! - (Aaron) (moaned) Please stop!
- (Vinny) Baritone: - (Aaron) VINNY!
- (Vinny) (singing) I spread my wings and- - (Aaron) SHUT UP!
(Vinny) -fly away!
(Aaron) I'm gonna kill you...I'm gonna...
(Vinny) You're gonna what?
(Vinny) That's a threat, I could report you
to the authorities...
(snap)
(snap) (snap)
(Vinny) I'm hungry...
can we go get breakfast somewhere?
Dude, 'cause our parents aren't here,
my mom's not here,
so I can totally eat ice cream for breakfast.
I can't wait, I'm gonna put hot fudge on mine, and-
(Vinny) Oooow!
(Vinny) (high pitched) Hey Aaron?
Can I have a pillow? It's uncomfortable on the floor...
(Vinny) OOOW!
(loud door slam)