1 00:00:01,876 --> 00:00:04,993 - (Vinny (Top): Hey Aaron? Aaron? - (Aaron (Bottom): What? 2 00:00:06,382 --> 00:00:08,406 (Vinny) Do you ever get homesick? 3 00:00:09,049 --> 00:00:10,352 - Do you? - (Aaron) What. 4 00:00:10,352 --> 00:00:12,574 - Do you ever get homesick? - Please, let me sleep, 5 00:00:12,574 --> 00:00:14,189 please, it's ten o'clock 6 00:00:14,189 --> 00:00:16,017 just let me sleep a couple more hours. 7 00:00:16,984 --> 00:00:19,377 (Vinny) Do you ever really think about 8 00:00:19,377 --> 00:00:20,508 ...you know... 9 00:00:20,508 --> 00:00:24,241 if your parents are, like, missing you and stuff? 10 00:00:24,641 --> 00:00:27,659 - (Vinny) Hey Aaron... - (Aaron) VINNY! SHUT THE FUCK UP! 11 00:00:27,969 --> 00:00:30,163 (Vinny) God, mister grouchy pants. 12 00:00:31,002 --> 00:00:32,705 Do you think pigeons have feelings? 13 00:00:32,705 --> 00:00:35,053 (Aaron) I'm gonna give you one more chance to shut the hell up. 14 00:00:35,053 --> 00:00:36,234 (Vinny) Like, I mean- 15 00:00:36,234 --> 00:00:38,926 (smacking) 16 00:00:38,926 --> 00:00:40,483 (Vinny) Wow, asshole! 17 00:00:41,780 --> 00:00:44,503 (chanting) When I say "weakass" you say "bitch", 18 00:00:44,503 --> 00:00:45,453 (Vinny) weakass... 19 00:00:47,082 --> 00:00:47,683 (Vinny) ...bitch! 20 00:00:47,683 --> 00:00:49,476 - (Vinny) Alright, alright, - (Aaron) (mumbling) Vinny... 21 00:00:49,476 --> 00:00:51,606 - (Vinny) Ok, ok... - (Aaron) Stop right now. Stop. 22 00:00:51,606 --> 00:00:53,465 - (Vinny) Alright, I'm gonna stop. - (Aaron) Ok, right now. 23 00:00:53,465 --> 00:00:54,972 (Vinny) Ok, no, after this. 24 00:00:54,972 --> 00:00:56,796 (sniffles) After that. 25 00:00:56,796 --> 00:00:57,784 (coughs obnoxiously) 26 00:00:57,784 --> 00:00:59,048 (Vinny) Sorry, that was, I swear to God, 27 00:00:59,048 --> 00:01:00,753 last time. Ever. 28 00:01:00,753 --> 00:01:02,282 (Vinny) (chanting) When I say "weakass" 29 00:01:02,282 --> 00:01:03,578 you say "bitch"! 30 00:01:03,578 --> 00:01:04,599 Weakass... 31 00:01:05,680 --> 00:01:06,600 ...bitch! 32 00:01:06,600 --> 00:01:07,815 Weakass... 33 00:01:09,660 --> 00:01:11,807 (loud creaking) 34 00:01:11,807 --> 00:01:13,549 (Vinny) I can't get comfortable! 35 00:01:13,549 --> 00:01:16,523 (Vinny) This is ridiculous! (Aaron) You're the worst friend ever. 36 00:01:16,523 --> 00:01:17,781 (Vinny) Dude, college is like one big- 37 00:01:17,781 --> 00:01:20,811 (Aaron) If you don't stop talking I will KILL you. 38 00:01:20,811 --> 00:01:22,953 Literally, I will rip your fucking throat out, 39 00:01:22,953 --> 00:01:24,845 just shut the fuck up. 40 00:01:25,095 --> 00:01:28,570 (Vinny) (singing) I believe I can fly... (Aaron) (painfully) ...please stop... 41 00:01:28,570 --> 00:01:31,388 (Vinny) (whispering) I believe I can touch the sky... 42 00:01:31,388 --> 00:01:34,259 (singing) I dream about it every night and day... 43 00:01:34,259 --> 00:01:37,512 (loudly) I spread my wings and fly away! 44 00:01:40,809 --> 00:01:43,428 (Vinny) Earthquake struck in Chicago today... 45 00:01:43,428 --> 00:01:44,802 (Vinny) Vibrato: 46 00:01:44,802 --> 00:01:46,228 (singing loudly) I spread my wings and 47 00:01:46,228 --> 00:01:49,606 - (Vinny) fly awaaay! - (Aaron) (moaned) Please stop! 48 00:01:49,606 --> 00:01:50,887 - (Vinny) Baritone: - (Aaron) VINNY! 49 00:01:50,887 --> 00:01:54,239 - (Vinny) (singing) I spread my wings and- - (Aaron) SHUT UP! 50 00:01:54,879 --> 00:01:56,289 (Vinny) -fly away! 51 00:01:56,764 --> 00:01:59,144 (Aaron) I'm gonna kill you...I'm gonna... 52 00:01:59,144 --> 00:02:01,285 (Vinny) You're gonna what? 53 00:02:01,285 --> 00:02:02,642 (Vinny) That's a threat, I could report you 54 00:02:02,642 --> 00:02:03,825 to the authorities... 55 00:02:06,864 --> 00:02:07,639 (snap) 56 00:02:08,694 --> 00:02:09,851 (snap) (snap) 57 00:02:12,598 --> 00:02:14,150 (Vinny) I'm hungry... 58 00:02:14,150 --> 00:02:15,977 can we go get breakfast somewhere? 59 00:02:16,447 --> 00:02:18,783 Dude, 'cause our parents aren't here, 60 00:02:18,783 --> 00:02:19,903 my mom's not here, 61 00:02:19,903 --> 00:02:22,485 so I can totally eat ice cream for breakfast. 62 00:02:22,485 --> 00:02:24,810 I can't wait, I'm gonna put hot fudge on mine, and- 63 00:02:29,006 --> 00:02:30,475 (Vinny) Oooow! 64 00:02:30,872 --> 00:02:32,559 (Vinny) (high pitched) Hey Aaron? 65 00:02:33,106 --> 00:02:35,899 Can I have a pillow? It's uncomfortable on the floor... 66 00:02:40,651 --> 00:02:41,946 (Vinny) OOOW! 67 00:02:41,946 --> 00:02:43,388 (loud door slam)