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Format: Layer, Start, End, Style, Name, MarginL, MarginR, MarginV, Effect, Text
Dialogue: 0,0:00:01.88,0:00:04.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- (Vinny (Top): Hey Aaron? Aaron?\N- (Aaron (Bottom): What?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:06.38,0:00:08.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Vinny) Do you ever get homesick?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:09.05,0:00:10.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Do you?\N- (Aaron) What.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:10.35,0:00:12.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Do you ever get homesick?\N- Please, let me sleep,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:12.57,0:00:14.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,please, it's ten o'clock
Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.19,0:00:16.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,just let me sleep a couple more hours.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:16.98,0:00:19.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Vinny) Do you ever really think about
Dialogue: 0,0:00:19.38,0:00:20.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,...you know...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:20.51,0:00:24.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,if your parents are, like, missing you and stuff?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:24.64,0:00:27.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- (Vinny) Hey Aaron...\N- (Aaron) VINNY! SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:27.97,0:00:30.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Vinny) God, mister grouchy pants.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:31.00,0:00:32.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Do you think pigeons have feelings?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:32.70,0:00:35.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Aaron) I'm gonna give you one more chance to shut the hell up.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.05,0:00:36.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Vinny) Like, I mean-
Dialogue: 0,0:00:36.23,0:00:38.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(smacking)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:38.93,0:00:40.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Vinny) Wow, asshole!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:41.78,0:00:44.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(chanting) When I say "weakass" you say "bitch",
Dialogue: 0,0:00:44.50,0:00:45.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Vinny) weakass...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:47.08,0:00:47.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Vinny) ...bitch!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:47.68,0:00:49.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- (Vinny) Alright, alright,\N- (Aaron) (mumbling) Vinny...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:49.48,0:00:51.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- (Vinny) Ok, ok...\N- (Aaron) Stop right now. Stop.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:51.61,0:00:53.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- (Vinny) Alright, I'm gonna stop.\N- (Aaron) Ok, right now.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:53.46,0:00:54.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Vinny) Ok, no, after this.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:54.97,0:00:56.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(sniffles) After that.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:56.80,0:00:57.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(coughs obnoxiously)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:57.78,0:00:59.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Vinny) Sorry, that was, I swear to God,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:59.05,0:01:00.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,last time. Ever.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:00.75,0:01:02.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Vinny) (chanting) When I say "weakass"
Dialogue: 0,0:01:02.28,0:01:03.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you say "bitch"!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:03.58,0:01:04.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Weakass...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:05.68,0:01:06.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,...bitch!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.60,0:01:07.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Weakass...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:09.66,0:01:11.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(loud creaking)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:11.81,0:01:13.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Vinny) I can't get comfortable!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:13.55,0:01:16.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Vinny) This is ridiculous!\N(Aaron) You're the worst friend ever.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:16.52,0:01:17.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Vinny) Dude, college is like one big-
Dialogue: 0,0:01:17.78,0:01:20.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Aaron) If you don't stop talking I will KILL you.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:20.81,0:01:22.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Literally, I will rip your fucking throat out,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:22.95,0:01:24.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,just shut the fuck up.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:25.10,0:01:28.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Vinny) (singing) I believe I can fly...\N(Aaron) (painfully) ...please stop...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:28.57,0:01:31.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Vinny) (whispering) I believe I can touch the sky...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:31.39,0:01:34.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(singing) I dream about it every night and day...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:34.26,0:01:37.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(loudly) I spread my wings and fly away!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:40.81,0:01:43.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Vinny) Earthquake struck in Chicago today...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:43.43,0:01:44.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Vinny) Vibrato:
Dialogue: 0,0:01:44.80,0:01:46.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(singing loudly) I spread my wings and
Dialogue: 0,0:01:46.23,0:01:49.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- (Vinny) fly awaaay!\N- (Aaron) (moaned) Please stop!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:49.61,0:01:50.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- (Vinny) Baritone:\N- (Aaron) VINNY!\N
Dialogue: 0,0:01:50.89,0:01:54.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- (Vinny) (singing) I spread my wings and-\N- (Aaron) SHUT UP!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:54.88,0:01:56.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Vinny) -fly away!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:56.76,0:01:59.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Aaron) I'm gonna kill you...I'm gonna...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:59.14,0:02:01.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Vinny) You're gonna what?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:01.28,0:02:02.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Vinny) That's a threat, I could report you
Dialogue: 0,0:02:02.64,0:02:03.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to the authorities...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:06.86,0:02:07.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(snap)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:08.69,0:02:09.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(snap) (snap)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:12.60,0:02:14.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Vinny) I'm hungry...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:14.15,0:02:15.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,can we go get breakfast somewhere?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:16.45,0:02:18.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Dude, 'cause our parents aren't here,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:18.78,0:02:19.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,my mom's not here,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:19.90,0:02:22.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so I can totally eat ice cream for breakfast.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:22.48,0:02:24.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I can't wait, I'm gonna put hot fudge on mine, and-
Dialogue: 0,0:02:29.01,0:02:30.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Vinny) Oooow!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:30.87,0:02:32.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Vinny) (high pitched) Hey Aaron?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:33.11,0:02:35.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Can I have a pillow? It's uncomfortable on the floor...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:40.65,0:02:41.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Vinny) OOOW!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:41.95,0:02:43.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(loud door slam)