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- (Vinny (Top): Hey Aaron? Aaron?[br]- (Aaron (Bottom): What?

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(Vinny) Do you ever get homesick?

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- Do you?[br]- (Aaron) What.

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- Do you ever get homesick?[br]- Please, let me sleep,

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please, it's ten o'clock

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just let me sleep a couple more hours.

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(Vinny) Do you ever really think about

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...you know...

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if your parents are, like, missing you and stuff?

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- (Vinny) Hey Aaron...[br]- (Aaron) VINNY! SHUT THE FUCK UP!

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(Vinny) God, mister grouchy pants.

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Do you think pigeons have feelings?

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(Aaron) I'm gonna give you one more chance to shut the hell up.

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(Vinny) Like, I mean-

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(smacking)

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(Vinny) Wow, asshole!

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(chanting) When I say "weakass" you say "bitch",

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(Vinny) weakass...

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(Vinny) ...bitch!

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- (Vinny) Alright, alright,[br]- (Aaron) (mumbling) Vinny...

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- (Vinny) Ok, ok...[br]- (Aaron) Stop right now. Stop.

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- (Vinny) Alright, I'm gonna stop.[br]- (Aaron) Ok, right now.

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(Vinny) Ok, no, after this.

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(sniffles) After that.

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(coughs obnoxiously)

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(Vinny) Sorry, that was, I swear to God,

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last time. Ever.

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(Vinny) (chanting) When I say "weakass"

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you say "bitch"!

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Weakass...

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...bitch!

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Weakass...

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(loud creaking)

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(Vinny) I can't get comfortable!

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(Vinny) This is ridiculous![br](Aaron) You're the worst friend ever.

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(Vinny) Dude, college is like one big-

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(Aaron) If you don't stop talking I will KILL you.

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Literally, I will rip your fucking throat out,

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just shut the fuck up.

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(Vinny) (singing) I believe I can fly...[br](Aaron) (painfully) ...please stop...

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(Vinny) (whispering) I believe I can touch the sky...

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(singing) I dream about it every night and day...

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(loudly) I spread my wings and fly away!

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(Vinny) Earthquake struck in Chicago today...

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(Vinny) Vibrato:

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(singing loudly) I spread my wings and

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- (Vinny) fly awaaay![br]- (Aaron) (moaned) Please stop!

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- (Vinny) Baritone:[br]- (Aaron) VINNY![br]

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- (Vinny) (singing) I spread my wings and-[br]- (Aaron) SHUT UP!

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(Vinny) -fly away!

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(Aaron) I'm gonna kill you...I'm gonna...

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(Vinny) You're gonna what?

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(Vinny) That's a threat, I could report you

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to the authorities...

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(snap)

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(snap) (snap)

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(Vinny) I'm hungry...

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can we go get breakfast somewhere?

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Dude, 'cause our parents aren't here,

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my mom's not here,

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so I can totally eat ice cream for breakfast.

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I can't wait, I'm gonna put hot fudge on mine, and-

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(Vinny) Oooow!

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(Vinny) (high pitched) Hey Aaron?

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Can I have a pillow? It's uncomfortable on the floor...

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(Vinny) OOOW!

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(loud door slam)