WEBVTT 00:00:01.876 --> 00:00:04.993 - (Vinny (Top): Hey Aaron? Aaron? - (Aaron (Bottom): What? 00:00:06.382 --> 00:00:08.406 (Vinny) Do you ever get homesick? 00:00:09.049 --> 00:00:10.352 - Do you? - (Aaron) What. 00:00:10.352 --> 00:00:12.574 - Do you ever get homesick? - Please, let me sleep, 00:00:12.574 --> 00:00:14.189 please, it's ten o'clock 00:00:14.189 --> 00:00:16.017 just let me sleep a couple more hours. 00:00:16.984 --> 00:00:19.377 (Vinny) Do you ever really think about 00:00:19.377 --> 00:00:20.508 ...you know... 00:00:20.508 --> 00:00:24.241 if your parents are, like, missing you and stuff? 00:00:24.641 --> 00:00:27.659 - (Vinny) Hey Aaron... - (Aaron) VINNY! SHUT THE FUCK UP! 00:00:27.969 --> 00:00:30.163 (Vinny) God, mister grouchy pants. 00:00:31.002 --> 00:00:32.705 Do you think pigeons have feelings? 00:00:32.705 --> 00:00:35.053 (Aaron) I'm gonna give you one more chance to shut the hell up. 00:00:35.053 --> 00:00:36.234 (Vinny) Like, I mean- 00:00:36.234 --> 00:00:38.926 (smacking) 00:00:38.926 --> 00:00:40.483 (Vinny) Wow, asshole! 00:00:41.780 --> 00:00:44.503 (chanting) When I say "weakass" you say "bitch", 00:00:44.503 --> 00:00:45.453 (Vinny) weakass... 00:00:47.082 --> 00:00:47.683 (Vinny) ...bitch! 00:00:47.683 --> 00:00:49.476 - (Vinny) Alright, alright, - (Aaron) (mumbling) Vinny... 00:00:49.476 --> 00:00:51.606 - (Vinny) Ok, ok... - (Aaron) Stop right now. Stop. 00:00:51.606 --> 00:00:53.465 - (Vinny) Alright, I'm gonna stop. - (Aaron) Ok, right now. 00:00:53.465 --> 00:00:54.972 (Vinny) Ok, no, after this. 00:00:54.972 --> 00:00:56.796 (sniffles) After that. 00:00:56.796 --> 00:00:57.784 (coughs obnoxiously) 00:00:57.784 --> 00:00:59.048 (Vinny) Sorry, that was, I swear to God, 00:00:59.048 --> 00:01:00.753 last time. Ever. 00:01:00.753 --> 00:01:02.282 (Vinny) (chanting) When I say "weakass" 00:01:02.282 --> 00:01:03.578 you say "bitch"! 00:01:03.578 --> 00:01:04.599 Weakass... 00:01:05.680 --> 00:01:06.600 ...bitch! 00:01:06.600 --> 00:01:07.815 Weakass... 00:01:09.660 --> 00:01:11.807 (loud creaking) 00:01:11.807 --> 00:01:13.549 (Vinny) I can't get comfortable! 00:01:13.549 --> 00:01:16.523 (Vinny) This is ridiculous! (Aaron) You're the worst friend ever. 00:01:16.523 --> 00:01:17.781 (Vinny) Dude, college is like one big- 00:01:17.781 --> 00:01:20.811 (Aaron) If you don't stop talking I will KILL you. 00:01:20.811 --> 00:01:22.953 Literally, I will rip your fucking throat out, 00:01:22.953 --> 00:01:24.845 just shut the fuck up. 00:01:25.095 --> 00:01:28.570 (Vinny) (singing) I believe I can fly... (Aaron) (painfully) ...please stop... 00:01:28.570 --> 00:01:31.388 (Vinny) (whispering) I believe I can touch the sky... 00:01:31.388 --> 00:01:34.259 (singing) I dream about it every night and day... 00:01:34.259 --> 00:01:37.512 (loudly) I spread my wings and fly away! 00:01:40.809 --> 00:01:43.428 (Vinny) Earthquake struck in Chicago today... 00:01:43.428 --> 00:01:44.802 (Vinny) Vibrato: 00:01:44.802 --> 00:01:46.228 (singing loudly) I spread my wings and 00:01:46.228 --> 00:01:49.606 - (Vinny) fly awaaay! - (Aaron) (moaned) Please stop! 00:01:49.606 --> 00:01:50.887 - (Vinny) Baritone: - (Aaron) VINNY! 00:01:50.887 --> 00:01:54.239 - (Vinny) (singing) I spread my wings and- - (Aaron) SHUT UP! 00:01:54.879 --> 00:01:56.289 (Vinny) -fly away! 00:01:56.764 --> 00:01:59.144 (Aaron) I'm gonna kill you...I'm gonna... 00:01:59.144 --> 00:02:01.285 (Vinny) You're gonna what? 00:02:01.285 --> 00:02:02.642 (Vinny) That's a threat, I could report you 00:02:02.642 --> 00:02:03.825 to the authorities... 00:02:06.864 --> 00:02:07.639 (snap) 00:02:08.694 --> 00:02:09.851 (snap) (snap) 00:02:12.598 --> 00:02:14.150 (Vinny) I'm hungry... 00:02:14.150 --> 00:02:15.977 can we go get breakfast somewhere? 00:02:16.447 --> 00:02:18.783 Dude, 'cause our parents aren't here, 00:02:18.783 --> 00:02:19.903 my mom's not here, 00:02:19.903 --> 00:02:22.485 so I can totally eat ice cream for breakfast. 00:02:22.485 --> 00:02:24.810 I can't wait, I'm gonna put hot fudge on mine, and- 00:02:29.006 --> 00:02:30.475 (Vinny) Oooow! 00:02:30.872 --> 00:02:32.559 (Vinny) (high pitched) Hey Aaron? 00:02:33.106 --> 00:02:35.899 Can I have a pillow? It's uncomfortable on the floor... 00:02:40.651 --> 00:02:41.946 (Vinny) OOOW! 00:02:41.946 --> 00:02:43.388 (loud door slam)