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(rap music)
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(giggling)
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- [Man] So, you've never smoked marijuana before?
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- [Woman] No, I've never smoked marijuana.
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- [Man] Is there a reason why you haven't?
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- I was too busy raising children.
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- I was a suburban housewife,
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and we had our cigarettes and our cocktails and we were happy.
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- No, I've never smoked marijuana before.
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- [Man] It's happening, let's bring it out there and let them just handle it.
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- [Woman] Oh, I have nerves.
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- [Woman] All of a sudden I have butterflies.
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- Yipes.
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- We don't know what to do with that.
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- Are you comfortable, or do you want me to light it?
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-Okay, light it.
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- Okay, and then you would just inhale from the top
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and it's going to drag smoke into here.
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- Stand by, One.
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- [Man] So you can stop lighting it, let go of the lighter.
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- Now take a breath.
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- Oh.
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(laughter)
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- Smooth.
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-Smooth! (laughs)
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- You need more.
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- I need more?
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- Oh, you need more.
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- Put your whole face over that. Yes, there.
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Do it like you mean it.
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(giggles)
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(coughs)
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- See, I did it.
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- Oh, it's my turn.
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- It's your turn.
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-Okay, burning!
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(coughing)
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- [Man] Well done.
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(ticking)
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- I think it was easier than I thought.
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- Yeah.
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- Yeah. And I think it was better to do the...bong,
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and not the cigarette, the joint, whatever it's called.
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(ticking)
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- Okay.
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-Yup, I can feel some tingle in my brain.
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- I feel like I'm smiling.
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(laughter)
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(ticking)
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- You've played this before, haven't you?
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- I've played this before.
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- Oh, I didn't know you could use all your hands.
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- No, you can't.
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- You can't?
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(crash)
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(laughter)
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(ticking)
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- [Man] it comes with a straw.
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(laughter)
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- Well, I won't tell you what was going through my mind.
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(laughter)
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- [Man] What was going on through your mind?
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- I thought it was a dildo, but I've never seen
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anything on the end of it like this.
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(laughter)
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- So it's nothing.
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- [Man] Yeah. Feels like nothing.
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- Oh, this could be dangerously fun.
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(laughter)
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- No, just... do it.
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- I was watching the light there.
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- Oh, forget the light.
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- Yes, green means you can go. Green means go!
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- All right.
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- That straw thing, like, you want to swallow.
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- Jesus! Sweet mother and child.
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(laughter)
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- She got actual smoke.
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(ticking)
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- Okay, in the new Disney Channel movie,
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Hannah Montana struggles with what for the first time?
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Christopher Walken, or a bleached asshole?
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- This.
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- Which one?
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- The bleached asshole.
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(laughter)
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(ticking)
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(chewing)
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(ticking)
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- I could go iron now for days. I love to iron.
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- You do? You're kinda weird.
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(ticking)
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- Oh, coming to Broadway this season. "Blank" the Musical.
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- Okay, so it'd be The South, or... queefing?
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- What's queefing?
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- Quefring?
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- Quefring? No, there's no "r".
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- Queffing?
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- Queffing? Anybody know what queffing is?
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- Q-U-E-E-F-I-N-G
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Yeah, anybody know what that really is?
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-It's a very modern word.
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-Is it...is there more terminology than we probably know?
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- [Man] We're all friends now, so...
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(laughter)
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- Fooling around a lot!
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(music)
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- Aha.
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- [Man] That's what it's called.
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- Oh, then let's do that one.
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- All right!
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(laughter)
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- Coming to Broadway this season. Pussy Farts, the Musical.
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(ticking)
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- When I do it, I really feel it, the muscles here
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in my neck seem not as tight, and...
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I see a lot of benefits for it.
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- I totally lost track of what you were talking about.
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(laughter)
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-Then sometimes when we're up here, we just get so, like...
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- I'm feeling like I really don't care...
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(laughing)
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- ...if I understand, even...
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(laughter)
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- She's so cute!
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- Ah. And so. The tea, I think,
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kicked it up a notch.
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- You think it was the tea?
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(laughter)
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- Okay, so, go ahead and tell a story...
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(laughter)
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- I think I really inhaled a lot.
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But I do not feel as high as they look to me.
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I don't feel as high as they look to me.
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- Oh brother!
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(laughter)
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- It's like being drunk, isn't it?
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- Yeah. I would do it again.
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If I can get this bag of chips open.
