0:00:00.500,0:00:02.967 (rap music) 0:00:13.482,0:00:15.049 (giggling) 0:00:16.605,0:00:19.427 - [Man] So, you've never smoked marijuana before? 0:00:19.427,0:00:20.778 - [Woman] No, I've never smoked marijuana. 0:00:20.778,0:00:22.483 - [Man] Is there a reason why you haven't? 0:00:22.483,0:00:24.573 - I was too busy raising children. 0:00:24.573,0:00:26.637 - I was a suburban housewife, 0:00:26.637,0:00:29.278 and we had our cigarettes and our cocktails and we were happy. 0:00:29.680,0:00:31.515 - No, I've never smoked marijuana before. 0:00:31.520,0:00:34.729 - [Man] It's happening, let's bring it out there and let them just handle it. 0:00:34.729,0:00:35.980 - [Woman] Oh, I have nerves. 0:00:35.986,0:00:37.697 - [Woman] All of a sudden I have butterflies. 0:00:38.198,0:00:39.472 - Yipes. 0:00:40.428,0:00:41.697 - We don't know what to do with that. 0:00:41.708,0:00:43.324 - Are you comfortable, or do you want me to light it? 0:00:43.755,0:00:45.273 -Okay, light it. 0:00:45.747,0:00:48.273 - Okay, and then you would just inhale from the top 0:00:48.585,0:00:50.130 and it's going to drag smoke into here. 0:00:52.013,0:00:53.354 - Stand by, One. 0:00:54.604,0:00:57.163 - [Man] So you can stop lighting it, let go of the lighter. 0:00:58.006,0:00:59.145 - Now take a breath. 0:01:00.107,0:01:00.982 - Oh. 0:01:01.312,0:01:02.877 (laughter) 0:01:03.646,0:01:05.121 - Smooth. 0:01:05.653,0:01:07.033 -Smooth! (laughs) 0:01:10.177,0:01:11.678 - You need more. 0:01:11.678,0:01:13.271 - I need more? 0:01:13.271,0:01:14.621 - Oh, you need more. 0:01:19.289,0:01:21.177 - Put your whole face over that. Yes, there. 0:01:21.979,0:01:23.253 Do it like you mean it. 0:01:23.270,0:01:25.478 (giggles) 0:01:25.478,0:01:27.604 (coughs) 0:01:27.604,0:01:28.955 - See, I did it. 0:01:28.955,0:01:29.861 - Oh, it's my turn. 0:01:29.861,0:01:30.968 - It's your turn. 0:01:31.928,0:01:33.363 -Okay, burning! 0:01:33.363,0:01:34.980 (coughing) 0:01:39.153,0:01:40.376 - [Man] Well done. 0:01:40.376,0:01:42.137 (ticking) 0:01:42.137,0:01:43.989 - I think it was easier than I thought. 0:01:43.989,0:01:45.200 - Yeah. 0:01:45.222,0:01:47.746 - Yeah. And I think it was better to do the...bong, 0:01:47.746,0:01:54.693 and not the cigarette, the joint, whatever it's called. 0:01:54.693,0:01:56.657 (ticking) 0:01:56.657,0:01:57.260 - Okay. 0:01:57.260,0:01:59.243 -Yup, I can feel some tingle in my brain. 0:02:00.176,0:02:01.581 - I feel like I'm smiling. 0:02:01.957,0:02:03.249 (laughter) 0:02:04.007,0:02:05.349 (ticking) 0:02:06.511,0:02:08.044 - You've played this before, haven't you? 0:02:08.047,0:02:09.386 - I've played this before. 0:02:09.824,0:02:12.549 - Oh, I didn't know you could use all your hands. 0:02:12.549,0:02:13.656 - No, you can't. 0:02:13.656,0:02:14.143 - You can't? 0:02:14.143,0:02:14.801 (crash) 0:02:14.801,0:02:15.831 (laughter) 0:02:15.831,0:02:17.914 (ticking) 0:02:17.914,0:02:20.501 - [Man] it comes with a straw. 0:02:20.501,0:02:22.726 (laughter) 0:02:22.726,0:02:25.362 - Well, I won't tell you what was going through my mind. 0:02:25.362,0:02:28.563 (laughter) 0:02:30.449,0:02:32.174 - [Man] What was going on through your mind? 0:02:32.174,0:02:33.560 - I thought it was a dildo, but I've never seen 0:02:33.560,0:02:35.349 anything on the end of it like this. 0:02:35.349,0:02:37.638 (laughter) 0:02:40.366,0:02:41.313 - So it's nothing. 0:02:41.313,0:02:42.481 - [Man] Yeah. Feels like nothing. 0:02:42.481,0:02:45.155 - Oh, this could be dangerously fun. 0:02:45.155,0:02:46.417 (laughter) 0:02:46.417,0:02:47.904 - No, just... do it. 0:02:47.904,0:02:49.090 - I was watching the light there. 0:02:49.090,0:02:49.918 - Oh, forget the light. 0:02:49.918,0:02:51.351 - Yes, green means you can go. Green means go! 0:02:51.351,0:02:52.773 - All right. 0:02:56.622,0:03:00.115 - That straw thing, like, you want to swallow. 0:03:00.115,0:03:03.646 - Jesus! Sweet mother and child. 0:03:03.646,0:03:04.640 (laughter) 0:03:04.640,0:03:06.177 - She got actual smoke. 0:03:06.177,0:03:09.270 (ticking) 0:03:09.270,0:03:11.272 - Okay, in the new Disney Channel movie, 0:03:12.592,0:03:16.355 Hannah Montana struggles with what for the first time? 0:03:16.355,0:03:19.557 Christopher Walken, or a bleached asshole? 0:03:21.132,0:03:22.226 - This. 0:03:22.777,0:03:23.703 - Which one? 0:03:23.703,0:03:24.908 - The bleached asshole. 0:03:24.908,0:03:25.669 (laughter) 0:03:25.669,0:03:27.709 (ticking) 0:03:28.313,0:03:30.330 (chewing) 0:03:32.023,0:03:33.953 (ticking) 0:03:33.953,0:03:37.501 - I could go iron now for days. I love to iron. 0:03:37.501,0:03:40.775 - You do? You're kinda weird. 0:03:40.775,0:03:42.988 (ticking) 0:03:42.988,0:03:47.484 - Oh, coming to Broadway this season. "Blank" the Musical. 0:03:47.484,0:03:52.700 - Okay, so it'd be The South, or... queefing? 0:03:52.700,0:03:55.238 - What's queefing? 0:03:55.975,0:03:57.046 - Quefring? 0:03:57.046,0:03:59.076 - Quefring? No, there's no "r". 0:03:59.076,0:03:59.955 - Queffing? 0:03:59.955,0:04:02.339 - Queffing? Anybody know what queffing is? 0:04:02.339,0:04:05.377 - Q-U-E-E-F-I-N-G 0:04:05.377,0:04:07.203 Yeah, anybody know what that really is? 0:04:07.203,0:04:08.789 -It's a very modern word. 0:04:08.789,0:04:13.458 -Is it...is there more terminology than we probably know? 0:04:13.458,0:04:15.249 - [Man] We're all friends now, so... 0:04:15.249,0:04:16.708 (laughter) 0:04:16.708,0:04:18.107 - Fooling around a lot! 0:04:18.107,0:04:19.417 (music) 0:04:23.947,0:04:24.834 - Aha. 0:04:25.059,0:04:26.158 - [Man] That's what it's called. 0:04:26.158,0:04:27.379 - Oh, then let's do that one. 0:04:27.379,0:04:28.532 - All right! 0:04:28.532,0:04:30.115 (laughter) 0:04:30.115,0:04:33.917 - Coming to Broadway this season. Pussy Farts, the Musical. 0:04:33.917,0:04:35.965 (ticking) 0:04:35.965,0:04:39.110 - When I do it, I really feel it, the muscles here 0:04:39.110,0:04:43.256 in my neck seem not as tight, and... 0:04:43.256,0:04:45.780 I see a lot of benefits for it. 0:04:47.930,0:04:51.045 - I totally lost track of what you were talking about. 0:04:51.045,0:04:52.587 (laughter) 0:04:52.587,0:04:57.685 -Then sometimes when we're up here, we just get so, like... 0:04:57.685,0:05:01.698 - I'm feeling like I really don't care... 0:05:01.698,0:05:03.020 (laughing) 0:05:03.020,0:05:04.913 - ...if I understand, even... 0:05:04.913,0:05:07.250 (laughter) 0:05:07.250,0:05:08.459 - She's so cute! 0:05:08.459,0:05:14.807 - Ah. And so. The tea, I think, 0:05:14.807,0:05:15.936 kicked it up a notch. 0:05:15.936,0:05:18.498 - You think it was the tea? 0:05:18.498,0:05:19.686 (laughter) 0:05:19.686,0:05:23.858 - Okay, so, go ahead and tell a story... 0:05:23.858,0:05:25.747 (laughter) 0:05:27.117,0:05:33.084 - I think I really inhaled a lot. 0:05:33.084,0:05:36.569 But I do not feel as high as they look to me. 0:05:36.569,0:05:39.632 I don't feel as high as they look to me. 0:05:39.632,0:05:40.924 - Oh brother! 0:05:40.924,0:05:42.400 (laughter) 0:05:42.400,0:05:44.497 - It's like being drunk, isn't it? 0:05:44.497,0:05:47.379 - Yeah. I would do it again. 0:05:47.379,0:05:50.532 If I can get this bag of chips open.