WEBVTT 00:00:00.500 --> 00:00:02.967 (rap music) 00:00:13.482 --> 00:00:15.049 (giggling) 00:00:16.605 --> 00:00:19.427 - [Man] So, you've never smoked marijuana before? 00:00:19.427 --> 00:00:20.778 - [Woman] No, I've never smoked marijuana. 00:00:20.778 --> 00:00:22.483 - [Man] Is there a reason why you haven't? 00:00:22.483 --> 00:00:24.573 - I was too busy raising children. 00:00:24.573 --> 00:00:26.637 - I was a suburban housewife, 00:00:26.637 --> 00:00:29.278 and we had our cigarettes and our cocktails and we were happy. 00:00:29.680 --> 00:00:31.515 - No, I've never smoked marijuana before. 00:00:31.520 --> 00:00:34.729 - [Man] It's happening, let's bring it out there and let them just handle it. 00:00:34.729 --> 00:00:35.980 - [Woman] Oh, I have nerves. 00:00:35.986 --> 00:00:37.697 - [Woman] All of a sudden I have butterflies. 00:00:38.198 --> 00:00:39.472 - Yipes. 00:00:40.428 --> 00:00:41.697 - We don't know what to do with that. 00:00:41.708 --> 00:00:43.324 - Are you comfortable, or do you want me to light it? 00:00:43.755 --> 00:00:45.273 -Okay, light it. 00:00:45.747 --> 00:00:48.273 - Okay, and then you would just inhale from the top 00:00:48.585 --> 00:00:50.130 and it's going to drag smoke into here. 00:00:52.013 --> 00:00:53.354 - Stand by, One. 00:00:54.604 --> 00:00:57.163 - [Man] So you can stop lighting it, let go of the lighter. 00:00:58.006 --> 00:00:59.145 - Now take a breath. 00:01:00.107 --> 00:01:00.982 - Oh. 00:01:01.312 --> 00:01:02.877 (laughter) 00:01:03.646 --> 00:01:05.121 - Smooth. 00:01:05.653 --> 00:01:07.033 -Smooth! (laughs) 00:01:10.177 --> 00:01:11.678 - You need more. 00:01:11.678 --> 00:01:13.271 - I need more? 00:01:13.271 --> 00:01:14.621 - Oh, you need more. 00:01:19.289 --> 00:01:21.177 - Put your whole face over that. Yes, there. 00:01:21.979 --> 00:01:23.253 Do it like you mean it. 00:01:23.270 --> 00:01:25.478 (giggles) 00:01:25.478 --> 00:01:27.604 (coughs) 00:01:27.604 --> 00:01:28.955 - See, I did it. 00:01:28.955 --> 00:01:29.861 - Oh, it's my turn. 00:01:29.861 --> 00:01:30.968 - It's your turn. 00:01:31.928 --> 00:01:33.363 -Okay, burning! 00:01:33.363 --> 00:01:34.980 (coughing) 00:01:39.153 --> 00:01:40.376 - [Man] Well done. 00:01:40.376 --> 00:01:42.137 (ticking) 00:01:42.137 --> 00:01:43.989 - I think it was easier than I thought. 00:01:43.989 --> 00:01:45.200 - Yeah. 00:01:45.222 --> 00:01:47.746 - Yeah. And I think it was better to do the...bong, 00:01:47.746 --> 00:01:54.693 and not the cigarette, the joint, whatever it's called. 00:01:54.693 --> 00:01:56.657 (ticking) 00:01:56.657 --> 00:01:57.260 - Okay. 00:01:57.260 --> 00:01:59.243 -Yup, I can feel some tingle in my brain. 00:02:00.176 --> 00:02:01.581 - I feel like I'm smiling. 00:02:01.957 --> 00:02:03.249 (laughter) 00:02:04.007 --> 00:02:05.349 (ticking) 00:02:06.511 --> 00:02:08.044 - You've played this before, haven't you? 00:02:08.047 --> 00:02:09.386 - I've played this before. 00:02:09.824 --> 00:02:12.549 - Oh, I didn't know you could use all your hands. 00:02:12.549 --> 00:02:13.656 - No, you can't. 00:02:13.656 --> 00:02:14.143 - You can't? 00:02:14.143 --> 00:02:14.801 (crash) 00:02:14.801 --> 00:02:15.831 (laughter) 00:02:15.831 --> 00:02:17.914 (ticking) 00:02:17.914 --> 00:02:20.501 - [Man] it comes with a straw. 00:02:20.501 --> 00:02:22.726 (laughter) 00:02:22.726 --> 00:02:25.362 - Well, I won't tell you what was going through my mind. 00:02:25.362 --> 00:02:28.563 (laughter) 00:02:30.449 --> 00:02:32.174 - [Man] What was going on through your mind? 00:02:32.174 --> 00:02:33.560 - I thought it was a dildo, but I've never seen 00:02:33.560 --> 00:02:35.349 anything on the end of it like this. 00:02:35.349 --> 00:02:37.638 (laughter) 00:02:40.366 --> 00:02:41.313 - So it's nothing. 00:02:41.313 --> 00:02:42.481 - [Man] Yeah. Feels like nothing. 00:02:42.481 --> 00:02:45.155 - Oh, this could be dangerously fun. 00:02:45.155 --> 00:02:46.417 (laughter) 00:02:46.417 --> 00:02:47.904 - No, just... do it. 00:02:47.904 --> 00:02:49.090 - I was watching the light there. 00:02:49.090 --> 00:02:49.918 - Oh, forget the light. 00:02:49.918 --> 00:02:51.351 - Yes, green means you can go. Green means go! 00:02:51.351 --> 00:02:52.773 - All right. 00:02:56.622 --> 00:03:00.115 - That straw thing, like, you want to swallow. 00:03:00.115 --> 00:03:03.646 - Jesus! Sweet mother and child. 00:03:03.646 --> 00:03:04.640 (laughter) 00:03:04.640 --> 00:03:06.177 - She got actual smoke. 00:03:06.177 --> 00:03:09.270 (ticking) 00:03:09.270 --> 00:03:11.272 - Okay, in the new Disney Channel movie, 00:03:12.592 --> 00:03:16.355 Hannah Montana struggles with what for the first time? 00:03:16.355 --> 00:03:19.557 Christopher Walken, or a bleached asshole? 00:03:21.132 --> 00:03:22.226 - This. 00:03:22.777 --> 00:03:23.703 - Which one? 00:03:23.703 --> 00:03:24.908 - The bleached asshole. 00:03:24.908 --> 00:03:25.669 (laughter) 00:03:25.669 --> 00:03:27.709 (ticking) 00:03:28.313 --> 00:03:30.330 (chewing) 00:03:32.023 --> 00:03:33.953 (ticking) 00:03:33.953 --> 00:03:37.501 - I could go iron now for days. I love to iron. 00:03:37.501 --> 00:03:40.775 - You do? You're kinda weird. 00:03:40.775 --> 00:03:42.988 (ticking) 00:03:42.988 --> 00:03:47.484 - Oh, coming to Broadway this season. "Blank" the Musical. 00:03:47.484 --> 00:03:52.700 - Okay, so it'd be The South, or... queefing? 00:03:52.700 --> 00:03:55.238 - What's queefing? 00:03:55.975 --> 00:03:57.046 - Quefring? 00:03:57.046 --> 00:03:59.076 - Quefring? No, there's no "r". 00:03:59.076 --> 00:03:59.955 - Queffing? 00:03:59.955 --> 00:04:02.339 - Queffing? Anybody know what queffing is? 00:04:02.339 --> 00:04:05.377 - Q-U-E-E-F-I-N-G 00:04:05.377 --> 00:04:07.203 Yeah, anybody know what that really is? 00:04:07.203 --> 00:04:08.789 -It's a very modern word. 00:04:08.789 --> 00:04:13.458 -Is it...is there more terminology than we probably know? 00:04:13.458 --> 00:04:15.249 - [Man] We're all friends now, so... 00:04:15.249 --> 00:04:16.708 (laughter) 00:04:16.708 --> 00:04:18.107 - Fooling around a lot! 00:04:18.107 --> 00:04:19.417 (music) 00:04:23.947 --> 00:04:24.834 - Aha. 00:04:25.059 --> 00:04:26.158 - [Man] That's what it's called. 00:04:26.158 --> 00:04:27.379 - Oh, then let's do that one. 00:04:27.379 --> 00:04:28.532 - All right! 00:04:28.532 --> 00:04:30.115 (laughter) 00:04:30.115 --> 00:04:33.917 - Coming to Broadway this season. Pussy Farts, the Musical. 00:04:33.917 --> 00:04:35.965 (ticking) 00:04:35.965 --> 00:04:39.110 - When I do it, I really feel it, the muscles here 00:04:39.110 --> 00:04:43.256 in my neck seem not as tight, and... 00:04:43.256 --> 00:04:45.780 I see a lot of benefits for it. 00:04:47.930 --> 00:04:51.045 - I totally lost track of what you were talking about. 00:04:51.045 --> 00:04:52.587 (laughter) 00:04:52.587 --> 00:04:57.685 -Then sometimes when we're up here, we just get so, like... 00:04:57.685 --> 00:05:01.698 - I'm feeling like I really don't care... 00:05:01.698 --> 00:05:03.020 (laughing) 00:05:03.020 --> 00:05:04.913 - ...if I understand, even... 00:05:04.913 --> 00:05:07.250 (laughter) 00:05:07.250 --> 00:05:08.459 - She's so cute! 00:05:08.459 --> 00:05:14.807 - Ah. And so. The tea, I think, 00:05:14.807 --> 00:05:15.936 kicked it up a notch. 00:05:15.936 --> 00:05:18.498 - You think it was the tea? 00:05:18.498 --> 00:05:19.686 (laughter) 00:05:19.686 --> 00:05:23.858 - Okay, so, go ahead and tell a story... 00:05:23.858 --> 00:05:25.747 (laughter) 00:05:27.117 --> 00:05:33.084 - I think I really inhaled a lot. 00:05:33.084 --> 00:05:36.569 But I do not feel as high as they look to me. 00:05:36.569 --> 00:05:39.632 I don't feel as high as they look to me. 00:05:39.632 --> 00:05:40.924 - Oh brother! 00:05:40.924 --> 00:05:42.400 (laughter) 00:05:42.400 --> 00:05:44.497 - It's like being drunk, isn't it? 00:05:44.497 --> 00:05:47.379 - Yeah. I would do it again. 00:05:47.379 --> 00:05:50.532 If I can get this bag of chips open.