(rap music)
(giggling)
- [Man] So, you've never smoked marijuana before?
- [Woman] No, I've never smoked marijuana.
- [Man] Is there a reason why you haven't?
- I was too busy raising children.
- I was a suburban housewife,
and we had our cigarettes and our cocktails and we were happy.
- No, I've never smoked marijuana before.
- [Man] It's happening, let's bring it out there and let them just handle it.
- [Woman] Oh, I have nerves.
- [Woman] All of a sudden I have butterflies.
- Yipes.
- We don't know what to do with that.
- Are you comfortable, or do you want me to light it?
-Okay, light it.
- Okay, and then you would just inhale from the top
and it's going to drag smoke into here.
- Stand by, One.
- [Man] So you can stop lighting it, let go of the lighter.
- Now take a breath.
- Oh.
(laughter)
- Smooth.
-Smooth! (laughs)
- You need more.
- I need more?
- Oh, you need more.
- Put your whole face over that. Yes, there.
Do it like you mean it.
(giggles)
(coughs)
- See, I did it.
- Oh, it's my turn.
- It's your turn.
-Okay, burning!
(coughing)
- [Man] Well done.
(ticking)
- I think it was easier than I thought.
- Yeah.
- Yeah. And I think it was better to do the...bong,
and not the cigarette, the joint, whatever it's called.
(ticking)
- Okay.
-Yup, I can feel some tingle in my brain.
- I feel like I'm smiling.
(laughter)
(ticking)
- You've played this before, haven't you?
- I've played this before.
- Oh, I didn't know you could use all your hands.
- No, you can't.
- You can't?
(crash)
(laughter)
(ticking)
- [Man] it comes with a straw.
(laughter)
- Well, I won't tell you what was going through my mind.
(laughter)
- [Man] What was going on through your mind?
- I thought it was a dildo, but I've never seen
anything on the end of it like this.
(laughter)
- So it's nothing.
- [Man] Yeah. Feels like nothing.
- Oh, this could be dangerously fun.
(laughter)
- No, just... do it.
- I was watching the light there.
- Oh, forget the light.
- Yes, green means you can go. Green means go!
- All right.
- That straw thing, like, you want to swallow.
- Jesus! Sweet mother and child.
(laughter)
- She got actual smoke.
(ticking)
- Okay, in the new Disney Channel movie,
Hannah Montana struggles with what for the first time?
Christopher Walken, or a bleached asshole?
- This.
- Which one?
- The bleached asshole.
(laughter)
(ticking)
(chewing)
(ticking)
- I could go iron now for days. I love to iron.
- You do? You're kinda weird.
(ticking)
- Oh, coming to Broadway this season. "Blank" the Musical.
- Okay, so it'd be The South, or... queefing?
- What's queefing?
- Quefring?
- Quefring? No, there's no "r".
- Queffing?
- Queffing? Anybody know what queffing is?
- Q-U-E-E-F-I-N-G
Yeah, anybody know what that really is?
-It's a very modern word.
-Is it...is there more terminology than we probably know?
- [Man] We're all friends now, so...
(laughter)
- Fooling around a lot!
(music)
- Aha.
- [Man] That's what it's called.
- Oh, then let's do that one.
- All right!
(laughter)
- Coming to Broadway this season. Pussy Farts, the Musical.
(ticking)
- When I do it, I really feel it, the muscles here
in my neck seem not as tight, and...
I see a lot of benefits for it.
- I totally lost track of what you were talking about.
(laughter)
-Then sometimes when we're up here, we just get so, like...
- I'm feeling like I really don't care...
(laughing)
- ...if I understand, even...
(laughter)
- She's so cute!
- Ah. And so. The tea, I think,
kicked it up a notch.
- You think it was the tea?
(laughter)
- Okay, so, go ahead and tell a story...
(laughter)
- I think I really inhaled a lot.
But I do not feel as high as they look to me.
I don't feel as high as they look to me.
- Oh brother!
(laughter)
- It's like being drunk, isn't it?
- Yeah. I would do it again.
If I can get this bag of chips open.