[Script Info]
Title: 
[Events]
Format: Layer, Start, End, Style, Name, MarginL, MarginR, MarginV, Effect, Text
Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.50,0:00:02.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(rap music)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:13.48,0:00:15.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(giggling)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:16.60,0:00:19.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Man] So, you've never smoked marijuana before?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:19.43,0:00:20.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Woman] No, I've never smoked marijuana.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:20.78,0:00:22.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Man] Is there a reason why you haven't?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:22.48,0:00:24.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- I was too busy raising children.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:24.57,0:00:26.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- I was a suburban housewife,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:26.64,0:00:29.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and we had our cigarettes and our cocktails and we were happy.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:29.68,0:00:31.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- No, I've never smoked marijuana before.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:31.52,0:00:34.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Man] It's happening, let's bring it out there and let them just handle it.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:34.73,0:00:35.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Woman] Oh, I have nerves.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.99,0:00:37.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Woman] All of a sudden I have butterflies.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:38.20,0:00:39.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Yipes.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:40.43,0:00:41.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- We don't know what to do with that.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:41.71,0:00:43.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Are you comfortable, or do you want me to light it?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:43.76,0:00:45.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Okay, light it.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:45.75,0:00:48.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Okay, and then you would just inhale from the top
Dialogue: 0,0:00:48.58,0:00:50.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and it's going to drag smoke into here.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:52.01,0:00:53.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Stand by, One.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:54.60,0:00:57.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Man] So you can stop lighting it, let go of the lighter.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.01,0:00:59.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Now take a breath.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:00.11,0:01:00.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Oh.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:01.31,0:01:02.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:03.65,0:01:05.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Smooth.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:05.65,0:01:07.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Smooth! (laughs)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:10.18,0:01:11.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- You need more.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:11.68,0:01:13.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- I need more?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:13.27,0:01:14.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Oh, you need more.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:19.29,0:01:21.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Put your whole face over that. Yes, there.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:21.98,0:01:23.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Do it like you mean it.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.27,0:01:25.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(giggles)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:25.48,0:01:27.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(coughs)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:27.60,0:01:28.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- See, I did it.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:28.96,0:01:29.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Oh, it's my turn.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:29.86,0:01:30.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- It's your turn.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:31.93,0:01:33.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Okay, burning!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:33.36,0:01:34.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(coughing)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:39.15,0:01:40.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Man] Well done.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:40.38,0:01:42.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(ticking)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:42.14,0:01:43.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- I think it was easier than I thought.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:43.99,0:01:45.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:45.22,0:01:47.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Yeah. And I think it was better to do the...bong,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:47.75,0:01:54.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and not the cigarette, the joint, whatever it's called.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:54.69,0:01:56.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(ticking)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:56.66,0:01:57.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:57.26,0:01:59.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Yup, I can feel some tingle in my brain.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:00.18,0:02:01.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- I feel like I'm smiling.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:01.96,0:02:03.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:04.01,0:02:05.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(ticking)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:06.51,0:02:08.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- You've played this before, haven't you?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:08.05,0:02:09.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- I've played this before.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:09.82,0:02:12.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Oh, I didn't know you could use all your hands.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:12.55,0:02:13.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- No, you can't.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:13.66,0:02:14.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- You can't?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:14.14,0:02:14.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(crash)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:14.80,0:02:15.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:15.83,0:02:17.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(ticking)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:17.91,0:02:20.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Man] it comes with a straw.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:20.50,0:02:22.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:22.73,0:02:25.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Well, I won't tell you what was going through my mind.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:25.36,0:02:28.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:30.45,0:02:32.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Man] What was going on through your mind?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:32.17,0:02:33.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- I thought it was a dildo, but I've never seen
Dialogue: 0,0:02:33.56,0:02:35.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,anything on the end of it like this.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:35.35,0:02:37.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:40.37,0:02:41.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- So it's nothing.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:41.31,0:02:42.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Man] Yeah. Feels like nothing.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:42.48,0:02:45.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Oh, this could be dangerously fun.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:45.16,0:02:46.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:46.42,0:02:47.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- No, just... do it.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:47.90,0:02:49.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- I was watching the light there.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:49.09,0:02:49.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Oh, forget the light.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:49.92,0:02:51.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Yes, green means you can go. Green means go!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:51.35,0:02:52.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- All right.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:56.62,0:03:00.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- That straw thing, like, you want to swallow.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:00.12,0:03:03.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Jesus! Sweet mother and child.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:03.65,0:03:04.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:03:04.64,0:03:06.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- She got actual smoke.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:06.18,0:03:09.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(ticking)
Dialogue: 0,0:03:09.27,0:03:11.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Okay, in the new Disney Channel movie,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:12.59,0:03:16.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hannah Montana struggles with what for the first time?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:16.36,0:03:19.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Christopher Walken, or a bleached asshole?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:21.13,0:03:22.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- This.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:22.78,0:03:23.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Which one?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:23.70,0:03:24.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- The bleached asshole.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:24.91,0:03:25.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:03:25.67,0:03:27.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(ticking)
Dialogue: 0,0:03:28.31,0:03:30.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(chewing)
Dialogue: 0,0:03:32.02,0:03:33.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(ticking)
Dialogue: 0,0:03:33.95,0:03:37.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- I could go iron now for days. I love to iron.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:37.50,0:03:40.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- You do? You're kinda weird.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:40.78,0:03:42.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(ticking)
Dialogue: 0,0:03:42.99,0:03:47.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Oh, coming to Broadway this season. "Blank" the Musical.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:47.48,0:03:52.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Okay, so it'd be The South, or... queefing?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:52.70,0:03:55.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- What's queefing?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:55.98,0:03:57.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Quefring?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:57.05,0:03:59.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Quefring? No, there's no "r".
Dialogue: 0,0:03:59.08,0:03:59.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Queffing?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:59.96,0:04:02.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Queffing? Anybody know what queffing is?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:02.34,0:04:05.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Q-U-E-E-F-I-N-G
Dialogue: 0,0:04:05.38,0:04:07.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, anybody know what that really is?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:07.20,0:04:08.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-It's a very modern word.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:08.79,0:04:13.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Is it...is there more terminology than we probably know?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:13.46,0:04:15.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Man] We're all friends now, so...
Dialogue: 0,0:04:15.25,0:04:16.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:04:16.71,0:04:18.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Fooling around a lot!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:18.11,0:04:19.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(music)
Dialogue: 0,0:04:23.95,0:04:24.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Aha.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:25.06,0:04:26.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [Man] That's what it's called.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:26.16,0:04:27.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Oh, then let's do that one.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:27.38,0:04:28.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- All right!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:28.53,0:04:30.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:04:30.12,0:04:33.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Coming to Broadway this season. Pussy Farts, the Musical.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:33.92,0:04:35.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(ticking)
Dialogue: 0,0:04:35.96,0:04:39.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- When I do it, I really feel it, the muscles here
Dialogue: 0,0:04:39.11,0:04:43.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,in my neck seem not as tight, and...
Dialogue: 0,0:04:43.26,0:04:45.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I see a lot of benefits for it.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:47.93,0:04:51.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- I totally lost track of what you were talking about.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:51.04,0:04:52.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:04:52.59,0:04:57.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Then sometimes when we're up here, we just get so, like...
Dialogue: 0,0:04:57.68,0:05:01.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- I'm feeling like I really don't care...
Dialogue: 0,0:05:01.70,0:05:03.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(laughing)
Dialogue: 0,0:05:03.02,0:05:04.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- ...if I understand, even...
Dialogue: 0,0:05:04.91,0:05:07.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:05:07.25,0:05:08.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- She's so cute!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:08.46,0:05:14.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Ah. And so. The tea, I think,
Dialogue: 0,0:05:14.81,0:05:15.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,kicked it up a notch.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:15.94,0:05:18.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- You think it was the tea?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:18.50,0:05:19.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:05:19.69,0:05:23.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Okay, so, go ahead and tell a story...
Dialogue: 0,0:05:23.86,0:05:25.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:05:27.12,0:05:33.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- I think I really inhaled a lot.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:33.08,0:05:36.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But I do not feel as high as they look to me.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:36.57,0:05:39.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't feel as high as they look to me.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:39.63,0:05:40.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Oh brother!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:40.92,0:05:42.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:05:42.40,0:05:44.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- It's like being drunk, isn't it?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:44.50,0:05:47.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Yeah. I would do it again.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:47.38,0:05:50.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If I can get this bag of chips open.