1 00:00:00,500 --> 00:00:02,967 (rap music) 2 00:00:13,482 --> 00:00:15,049 (giggling) 3 00:00:16,605 --> 00:00:19,427 - [Man] So, you've never smoked marijuana before? 4 00:00:19,427 --> 00:00:20,778 - [Woman] No, I've never smoked marijuana. 5 00:00:20,778 --> 00:00:22,483 - [Man] Is there a reason why you haven't? 6 00:00:22,483 --> 00:00:24,573 - I was too busy raising children. 7 00:00:24,573 --> 00:00:26,637 - I was a suburban housewife, 8 00:00:26,637 --> 00:00:29,278 and we had our cigarettes and our cocktails and we were happy. 9 00:00:29,680 --> 00:00:31,515 - No, I've never smoked marijuana before. 10 00:00:31,520 --> 00:00:34,729 - [Man] It's happening, let's bring it out there and let them just handle it. 11 00:00:34,729 --> 00:00:35,980 - [Woman] Oh, I have nerves. 12 00:00:35,986 --> 00:00:37,697 - [Woman] All of a sudden I have butterflies. 13 00:00:38,198 --> 00:00:39,472 - Yipes. 14 00:00:40,428 --> 00:00:41,697 - We don't know what to do with that. 15 00:00:41,708 --> 00:00:43,324 - Are you comfortable, or do you want me to light it? 16 00:00:43,755 --> 00:00:45,273 -Okay, light it. 17 00:00:45,747 --> 00:00:48,273 - Okay, and then you would just inhale from the top 18 00:00:48,585 --> 00:00:50,130 and it's going to drag smoke into here. 19 00:00:52,013 --> 00:00:53,354 - Stand by, One. 20 00:00:54,604 --> 00:00:57,163 - [Man] So you can stop lighting it, let go of the lighter. 21 00:00:58,006 --> 00:00:59,145 - Now take a breath. 22 00:01:00,107 --> 00:01:00,982 - Oh. 23 00:01:01,312 --> 00:01:02,877 (laughter) 24 00:01:03,646 --> 00:01:05,121 - Smooth. 25 00:01:05,653 --> 00:01:07,033 -Smooth! (laughs) 26 00:01:10,177 --> 00:01:11,678 - You need more. 27 00:01:11,678 --> 00:01:13,271 - I need more? 28 00:01:13,271 --> 00:01:14,621 - Oh, you need more. 29 00:01:19,289 --> 00:01:21,177 - Put your whole face over that. Yes, there. 30 00:01:21,979 --> 00:01:23,253 Do it like you mean it. 31 00:01:23,270 --> 00:01:25,478 (giggles) 32 00:01:25,478 --> 00:01:27,604 (coughs) 33 00:01:27,604 --> 00:01:28,955 - See, I did it. 34 00:01:28,955 --> 00:01:29,861 - Oh, it's my turn. 35 00:01:29,861 --> 00:01:30,968 - It's your turn. 36 00:01:31,928 --> 00:01:33,363 -Okay, burning! 37 00:01:33,363 --> 00:01:34,980 (coughing) 38 00:01:39,153 --> 00:01:40,376 - [Man] Well done. 39 00:01:40,376 --> 00:01:42,137 (ticking) 40 00:01:42,137 --> 00:01:43,989 - I think it was easier than I thought. 41 00:01:43,989 --> 00:01:45,200 - Yeah. 42 00:01:45,222 --> 00:01:47,746 - Yeah. And I think it was better to do the...bong, 43 00:01:47,746 --> 00:01:54,693 and not the cigarette, the joint, whatever it's called. 44 00:01:54,693 --> 00:01:56,657 (ticking) 45 00:01:56,657 --> 00:01:57,260 - Okay. 46 00:01:57,260 --> 00:01:59,243 -Yup, I can feel some tingle in my brain. 47 00:02:00,176 --> 00:02:01,581 - I feel like I'm smiling. 48 00:02:01,957 --> 00:02:03,249 (laughter) 49 00:02:04,007 --> 00:02:05,349 (ticking) 50 00:02:06,511 --> 00:02:08,044 - You've played this before, haven't you? 51 00:02:08,047 --> 00:02:09,386 - I've played this before. 52 00:02:09,824 --> 00:02:12,549 - Oh, I didn't know you could use all your hands. 53 00:02:12,549 --> 00:02:13,656 - No, you can't. 54 00:02:13,656 --> 00:02:14,143 - You can't? 55 00:02:14,143 --> 00:02:14,801 (crash) 56 00:02:14,801 --> 00:02:15,831 (laughter) 57 00:02:15,831 --> 00:02:17,914 (ticking) 58 00:02:17,914 --> 00:02:20,501 - [Man] it comes with a straw. 59 00:02:20,501 --> 00:02:22,726 (laughter) 60 00:02:22,726 --> 00:02:25,362 - Well, I won't tell you what was going through my mind. 61 00:02:25,362 --> 00:02:28,563 (laughter) 62 00:02:30,449 --> 00:02:32,174 - [Man] What was going on through your mind? 63 00:02:32,174 --> 00:02:33,560 - I thought it was a dildo, but I've never seen 64 00:02:33,560 --> 00:02:35,349 anything on the end of it like this. 65 00:02:35,349 --> 00:02:37,638 (laughter) 66 00:02:40,366 --> 00:02:41,313 - So it's nothing. 67 00:02:41,313 --> 00:02:42,481 - [Man] Yeah. Feels like nothing. 68 00:02:42,481 --> 00:02:45,155 - Oh, this could be dangerously fun. 69 00:02:45,155 --> 00:02:46,417 (laughter) 70 00:02:46,417 --> 00:02:47,904 - No, just... do it. 71 00:02:47,904 --> 00:02:49,090 - I was watching the light there. 72 00:02:49,090 --> 00:02:49,918 - Oh, forget the light. 73 00:02:49,918 --> 00:02:51,351 - Yes, green means you can go. Green means go! 74 00:02:51,351 --> 00:02:52,773 - All right. 75 00:02:56,622 --> 00:03:00,115 - That straw thing, like, you want to swallow. 76 00:03:00,115 --> 00:03:03,646 - Jesus! Sweet mother and child. 77 00:03:03,646 --> 00:03:04,640 (laughter) 78 00:03:04,640 --> 00:03:06,177 - She got actual smoke. 79 00:03:06,177 --> 00:03:09,270 (ticking) 80 00:03:09,270 --> 00:03:11,272 - Okay, in the new Disney Channel movie, 81 00:03:12,592 --> 00:03:16,355 Hannah Montana struggles with what for the first time? 82 00:03:16,355 --> 00:03:19,557 Christopher Walken, or a bleached asshole? 83 00:03:21,132 --> 00:03:22,226 - This. 84 00:03:22,777 --> 00:03:23,703 - Which one? 85 00:03:23,703 --> 00:03:24,908 - The bleached asshole. 86 00:03:24,908 --> 00:03:25,669 (laughter) 87 00:03:25,669 --> 00:03:27,709 (ticking) 88 00:03:28,313 --> 00:03:30,330 (chewing) 89 00:03:32,023 --> 00:03:33,953 (ticking) 90 00:03:33,953 --> 00:03:37,501 - I could go iron now for days. I love to iron. 91 00:03:37,501 --> 00:03:40,775 - You do? You're kinda weird. 92 00:03:40,775 --> 00:03:42,988 (ticking) 93 00:03:42,988 --> 00:03:47,484 - Oh, coming to Broadway this season. "Blank" the Musical. 94 00:03:47,484 --> 00:03:52,700 - Okay, so it'd be The South, or... queefing? 95 00:03:52,700 --> 00:03:55,238 - What's queefing? 96 00:03:55,975 --> 00:03:57,046 - Quefring? 97 00:03:57,046 --> 00:03:59,076 - Quefring? No, there's no "r". 98 00:03:59,076 --> 00:03:59,955 - Queffing? 99 00:03:59,955 --> 00:04:02,339 - Queffing? Anybody know what queffing is? 100 00:04:02,339 --> 00:04:05,377 - Q-U-E-E-F-I-N-G 101 00:04:05,377 --> 00:04:07,203 Yeah, anybody know what that really is? 102 00:04:07,203 --> 00:04:08,789 -It's a very modern word. 103 00:04:08,789 --> 00:04:13,458 -Is it...is there more terminology than we probably know? 104 00:04:13,458 --> 00:04:15,249 - [Man] We're all friends now, so... 105 00:04:15,249 --> 00:04:16,708 (laughter) 106 00:04:16,708 --> 00:04:18,107 - Fooling around a lot! 107 00:04:18,107 --> 00:04:19,417 (music) 108 00:04:23,947 --> 00:04:24,834 - Aha. 109 00:04:25,059 --> 00:04:26,158 - [Man] That's what it's called. 110 00:04:26,158 --> 00:04:27,379 - Oh, then let's do that one. 111 00:04:27,379 --> 00:04:28,532 - All right! 112 00:04:28,532 --> 00:04:30,115 (laughter) 113 00:04:30,115 --> 00:04:33,917 - Coming to Broadway this season. Pussy Farts, the Musical. 114 00:04:33,917 --> 00:04:35,965 (ticking) 115 00:04:35,965 --> 00:04:39,110 - When I do it, I really feel it, the muscles here 116 00:04:39,110 --> 00:04:43,256 in my neck seem not as tight, and... 117 00:04:43,256 --> 00:04:45,780 I see a lot of benefits for it. 118 00:04:47,930 --> 00:04:51,045 - I totally lost track of what you were talking about. 119 00:04:51,045 --> 00:04:52,587 (laughter) 120 00:04:52,587 --> 00:04:57,685 -Then sometimes when we're up here, we just get so, like... 121 00:04:57,685 --> 00:05:01,698 - I'm feeling like I really don't care... 122 00:05:01,698 --> 00:05:03,020 (laughing) 123 00:05:03,020 --> 00:05:04,913 - ...if I understand, even... 124 00:05:04,913 --> 00:05:07,250 (laughter) 125 00:05:07,250 --> 00:05:08,459 - She's so cute! 126 00:05:08,459 --> 00:05:14,807 - Ah. And so. The tea, I think, 127 00:05:14,807 --> 00:05:15,936 kicked it up a notch. 128 00:05:15,936 --> 00:05:18,498 - You think it was the tea? 129 00:05:18,498 --> 00:05:19,686 (laughter) 130 00:05:19,686 --> 00:05:23,858 - Okay, so, go ahead and tell a story... 131 00:05:23,858 --> 00:05:25,747 (laughter) 132 00:05:27,117 --> 00:05:33,084 - I think I really inhaled a lot. 133 00:05:33,084 --> 00:05:36,569 But I do not feel as high as they look to me. 134 00:05:36,569 --> 00:05:39,632 I don't feel as high as they look to me. 135 00:05:39,632 --> 00:05:40,924 - Oh brother! 136 00:05:40,924 --> 00:05:42,400 (laughter) 137 00:05:42,400 --> 00:05:44,497 - It's like being drunk, isn't it? 138 00:05:44,497 --> 00:05:47,379 - Yeah. I would do it again. 139 00:05:47,379 --> 00:05:50,532 If I can get this bag of chips open.