(rap music)

(giggling)

- [Man] So, you've never smoked marijuana before?

- [Woman] No, I've never smoked marijuana.

- [Man] Is there a reason why you haven't?

- I was too busy raising children.

- I was a suburban housewife,

and we had our cigarettes and our cocktails and we were happy.

- No, I've never smoked marijuana before.

- [Man] It's happening, let's bring it out there and let them just handle it.

- [Woman] Oh, I have nerves.

- [Woman] All of a sudden I have butterflies.

- Yipes.

- We don't know what to do with that.

- Are you comfortable, or do you want me to light it?

-Okay, light it.

- Okay, and then you would just inhale from the top

and it's going to drag smoke into here.

- Stand by, One.

- [Man] So you can stop lighting it, let go of the lighter.

- Now take a breath.

- Oh.

(laughter)

- Smooth.

-Smooth! (laughs)

- You need more.

- I need more?

- Oh, you need more.

- Put your whole face over that. Yes, there.

Do it like you mean it.

(giggles)

(coughs)

- See, I did it.

- Oh, it's my turn.

- It's your turn.

-Okay, burning!

(coughing)

- [Man] Well done.

(ticking)

- I think it was easier than I thought.

- Yeah.

- Yeah. And I think it was better to do the...bong,

and not the cigarette, the joint, whatever it's called.

(ticking)

- Okay.

-Yup, I can feel some tingle in my brain.

- I feel like I'm smiling.

(laughter)

(ticking)

- You've played this before, haven't you?

- I've played this before.

- Oh, I didn't know you could use all your hands.

- No, you can't.

- You can't?

(crash)

(laughter)

(ticking)

- [Man] it comes with a straw.

(laughter)

- Well, I won't tell you what was going through my mind.

(laughter)

- [Man] What was going on through your mind?

- I thought it was a dildo, but I've never seen

anything on the end of it like this.

(laughter)

- So it's nothing.

- [Man] Yeah. Feels like nothing.

- Oh, this could be dangerously fun.

(laughter)

- No, just... do it.

- I was watching the light there.

- Oh, forget the light.

- Yes, green means you can go. Green means go!

- All right.

- That straw thing, like, you want to swallow.

- Jesus! Sweet mother and child.

(laughter)

- She got actual smoke.

(ticking)

- Okay, in the new Disney Channel movie,

Hannah Montana struggles with what for the first time?

Christopher Walken, or a bleached asshole?

- This.

- Which one?

- The bleached asshole.

(laughter)

(ticking)

(chewing)

(ticking)

- I could go iron now for days. I love to iron.

- You do? You're kinda weird.

(ticking)

- Oh, coming to Broadway this season. "Blank" the Musical.

- Okay, so it'd be The South, or... queefing?

- What's queefing?

- Quefring?

- Quefring? No, there's no "r".

- Queffing?

- Queffing? Anybody know what queffing is?

- Q-U-E-E-F-I-N-G

Yeah, anybody know what that really is?

-It's a very modern word.

-Is it...is there more terminology than we probably know?

- [Man] We're all friends now, so...

(laughter)

- Fooling around a lot!

(music)

- Aha.

- [Man] That's what it's called.

- Oh, then let's do that one.

- All right!

(laughter)

- Coming to Broadway this season. Pussy Farts, the Musical.

(ticking)

- When I do it, I really feel it, the muscles here

in my neck seem not as tight, and...

I see a lot of benefits for it.

- I totally lost track of what you were talking about.

(laughter)

-Then sometimes when we're up here, we just get so, like...

- I'm feeling like I really don't care...

(laughing)

- ...if I understand, even...

(laughter)

- She's so cute!

- Ah. And so. The tea, I think,

kicked it up a notch.

- You think it was the tea?

(laughter)

- Okay, so, go ahead and tell a story...

(laughter)

- I think I really inhaled a lot.

But I do not feel as high as they look to me.

I don't feel as high as they look to me.

- Oh brother!

(laughter)

- It's like being drunk, isn't it?

- Yeah. I would do it again.

If I can get this bag of chips open.