ERB - Batman vs Sherlock Holmes
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0:13 - 0:14Nice hat
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0:14 - 0:16Dork
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0:16 - 0:17You look like a duck
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0:17 - 0:19I had alfred read your books
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0:19 - 0:20He told me they suck
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0:20 - 0:22I'll crush your British nuts until
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0:22 - 0:23They "Bangers and Mash"
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0:23 - 0:25I'v seen better detective work
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0:25 - 0:27In tango and cash
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0:27 - 0:28You chump
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0:28 - 0:30I kick punks like you off the street
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0:30 - 0:32While you and Velma here
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0:32 - 0:34Solving Scoopy-Doo mysteries
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0:34 - 0:35Nothing makes me laugh
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0:35 - 0:37But I bet raps can
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0:37 - 0:39So bring it on
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0:39 - 0:40Bitch
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0:40 - 0:41I am Batman
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0:41 - 0:43I once met a rich fellow
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0:43 - 0:44Who smelled of guano and pain
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0:44 - 0:45Holmes explain
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0:45 - 0:46I deduce this deuce stain
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0:46 - 0:48Is Bruce Wayne
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0:48 - 0:49The billionaire?
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0:49 - 0:51Yes, his wealth would allow
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0:51 - 0:51This adversary of ours
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0:51 - 0:52To afford the toys he need
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0:52 - 0:54Since he has no superpower
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0:55 - 0:56You want a battle, bat?
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0:56 - 0:57Bring it then!
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0:57 - 0:59I heard he has a British Butler
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0:59 - 1:00Good! Then he'll be used to
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1:00 - 1:01Getting served by Englishmen
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1:01 - 1:03Whack vigilante black-pantied
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1:03 - 1:04Spud with no skills
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1:04 - 1:06My sidekick is a doctor
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1:06 - 1:08'cause his flows are so ill
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1:08 - 1:10Shut up, nerds!
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1:10 - 1:11I serve justice, so eat it
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1:11 - 1:14My sidekick only comes around
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1:14 - 1:15When he's needed
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1:15 - 1:15Boy
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1:15 - 1:17Wonder make you wonder
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1:17 - 1:18how your ass got killed
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1:18 - 1:19bite harder than those hounds
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1:19 - 1:20down in Baskerville
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1:20 - 1:20I'll blast you with that
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1:20 - 1:21Bat-wack-rap repellent
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1:21 - 1:22rappel a building, snatch a villain
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1:22 - 1:23then by dinner be chillin'
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1:23 - 1:24gotta secret 'bout your homegirl
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1:24 - 1:24Irene Adler
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1:24 - 1:24took her back to my nest
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1:24 - 1:25to bam pow kersplat her
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1:26 - 1:26I'll shatter that fiddle
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1:26 - 1:27with a chop of the hand
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1:27 - 1:28holy Conan Doyle let's get 'em
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1:28 - 1:28oh god damn
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1:30 - 1:30You're not smart
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1:30 - 1:31You're selfish
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1:31 - 1:32You endanger everyone's life
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1:32 - 1:34Why don't you let your boyfriend here
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1:34 - 1:36Go home to his wife
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1:36 - 1:36Nobody likes you
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1:36 - 1:38Not your brother, not you partner
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1:38 - 1:39Nor Scotland Yard
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1:39 - 1:40You'll die alone with no friends
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1:40 - 1:42Except that needle in your arm
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1:43 - 1:45This mustn't register on an emotional level
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1:46 - 1:48First: exploit childhood tragedy
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1:49 - 1:51Then, gesture with pipe
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1:51 - 1:53Watson finishes punchline
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1:53 - 1:54Next, acknowledge compliment
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1:54 - 1:56Conclude with killer catchphrase
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1:56 - 1:58I believe your parents' homicide
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1:58 - 2:00Is why you mask your face
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2:00 - 2:01You're shamed and traumatized
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2:01 - 2:02And haunted by the vast disgrace
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2:02 - 2:04of watching like a passive waste
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2:04 - 2:05As momma died
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2:05 - 2:07and daddy was dispatched with haste
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2:07 - 2:08Holmes you've cracked the case!
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2:08 - 2:10you're a batshit crazy basketcase
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2:10 - 2:12Bloody good rhymes!
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2:12 - 2:13I've got tonnes
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2:13 - 2:14Dissing these dynamic douchebags was
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2:14 - 2:17Elementary my dear Watson!
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2:17 - 2:18Hoooooo!
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2:18 - 2:19Who won?
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2:19 - 2:20Who's next?
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2:20 - 2:24You decide!
- Title:
- ERB - Batman vs Sherlock Holmes
- Description:
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Epic Rap Battles of History
- Video Language:
- English
- Team:
Epic Rap Battles of History
- Project:
- ERB Season 2 - Part 2
- Duration:
- 02:49
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