1 00:00:13,377 --> 00:00:14,491 Nice hat 2 00:00:14,491 --> 00:00:15,699 Dork 3 00:00:15,699 --> 00:00:16,999 You look like a duck 4 00:00:16,999 --> 00:00:18,717 I had alfred read your books 5 00:00:18,717 --> 00:00:20,389 He told me they suck 6 00:00:20,389 --> 00:00:21,689 I'll crush your British nuts until 7 00:00:21,689 --> 00:00:23,454 They "Bangers and Mash" 8 00:00:23,454 --> 00:00:24,894 I'v seen better detective work 9 00:00:24,894 --> 00:00:26,798 In tango and cash 10 00:00:26,798 --> 00:00:28,098 You chump 11 00:00:28,098 --> 00:00:29,723 I kick punks like you off the street 12 00:00:29,723 --> 00:00:31,720 While you and Velma here 13 00:00:31,720 --> 00:00:33,683 Solving Scoopy-Doo mysteries 14 00:00:33,789 --> 00:00:35,343 Nothing makes me laugh 15 00:00:35,343 --> 00:00:37,432 But I bet raps can 16 00:00:37,432 --> 00:00:39,336 So bring it on 17 00:00:39,336 --> 00:00:40,265 Bitch 18 00:00:40,265 --> 00:00:41,274 I am Batman 19 00:00:41,474 --> 00:00:42,866 I once met a rich fellow 20 00:00:42,866 --> 00:00:44,073 Who smelled of guano and pain 21 00:00:44,073 --> 00:00:44,956 Holmes explain 22 00:00:44,956 --> 00:00:46,395 I deduce this deuce stain 23 00:00:46,395 --> 00:00:47,556 Is Bruce Wayne 24 00:00:47,556 --> 00:00:48,671 The billionaire? 25 00:00:48,671 --> 00:00:50,640 Yes, his wealth would allow 26 00:00:50,640 --> 00:00:50,761 This adversary of ours 27 00:00:50,761 --> 00:00:52,154 To afford the toys he need 28 00:00:52,154 --> 00:00:54,476 Since he has no superpower 29 00:00:54,583 --> 00:00:55,869 You want a battle, bat? 30 00:00:55,869 --> 00:00:56,891 Bring it then! 31 00:00:56,891 --> 00:00:58,609 I heard he has a British Butler 32 00:00:58,609 --> 00:01:00,490 Good! Then he'll be used to 33 00:01:00,490 --> 00:01:01,210 Getting served by Englishmen 34 00:01:01,210 --> 00:01:02,649 Whack vigilante black-pantied 35 00:01:02,649 --> 00:01:03,716 Spud with no skills 36 00:01:04,269 --> 00:01:06,318 My sidekick is a doctor 37 00:01:06,318 --> 00:01:07,943 'cause his flows are so ill 38 00:01:07,943 --> 00:01:09,940 Shut up, nerds! 39 00:01:09,940 --> 00:01:10,962 I serve justice, so eat it 40 00:01:10,962 --> 00:01:13,841 My sidekick only comes around 41 00:01:13,841 --> 00:01:14,817 When he's needed 42 00:01:14,817 --> 00:01:15,467 Boy 43 00:01:15,467 --> 00:01:17,028 Wonder make you wonder 44 00:01:17,151 --> 00:01:18,300 how your ass got killed 45 00:01:18,300 --> 00:01:18,879 bite harder than those hounds 46 00:01:18,925 --> 00:01:19,628 down in Baskerville 47 00:01:19,628 --> 00:01:20,206 I'll blast you with that 48 00:01:20,206 --> 00:01:20,654 Bat-wack-rap repellent 49 00:01:20,685 --> 00:01:22,201 rappel a building, snatch a villain 50 00:01:22,201 --> 00:01:22,944 then by dinner be chillin' 51 00:01:22,944 --> 00:01:23,608 gotta secret 'bout your homegirl 52 00:01:23,623 --> 00:01:24,119 Irene Adler 53 00:01:24,211 --> 00:01:24,212 took her back to my nest 54 00:01:24,366 --> 00:01:25,188 to bam pow kersplat her 55 00:01:25,833 --> 00:01:25,833 I'll shatter that fiddle 56 00:01:25,833 --> 00:01:27,405 with a chop of the hand 57 00:01:27,405 --> 00:01:28,314 holy Conan Doyle let's get 'em 58 00:01:28,407 --> 00:01:28,438 oh god damn 59 00:01:29,715 --> 00:01:30,188 You're not smart 60 00:01:30,449 --> 00:01:31,163 You're selfish 61 00:01:31,163 --> 00:01:32,464 You endanger everyone's life 62 00:01:32,464 --> 00:01:34,089 Why don't you let your boyfriend here 63 00:01:34,089 --> 00:01:35,529 Go home to his wife 64 00:01:35,529 --> 00:01:36,318 Nobody likes you 65 00:01:36,318 --> 00:01:37,860 Not your brother, not you partner 66 00:01:37,954 --> 00:01:38,959 Nor Scotland Yard 67 00:01:39,036 --> 00:01:40,219 You'll die alone with no friends 68 00:01:40,219 --> 00:01:42,123 Except that needle in your arm 69 00:01:43,447 --> 00:01:45,072 This mustn't register on an emotional level 70 00:01:46,287 --> 00:01:47,812 First: exploit childhood tragedy 71 00:01:49,365 --> 00:01:50,877 Then, gesture with pipe 72 00:01:50,877 --> 00:01:52,874 Watson finishes punchline 73 00:01:52,874 --> 00:01:54,267 Next, acknowledge compliment 74 00:01:54,267 --> 00:01:56,496 Conclude with killer catchphrase 75 00:01:56,496 --> 00:01:58,122 I believe your parents' homicide 76 00:01:58,122 --> 00:01:59,608 Is why you mask your face 77 00:01:59,608 --> 00:02:00,815 You're shamed and traumatized 78 00:02:00,815 --> 00:02:02,487 And haunted by the vast disgrace 79 00:02:02,487 --> 00:02:03,602 of watching like a passive waste 80 00:02:03,602 --> 00:02:04,948 As momma died 81 00:02:04,948 --> 00:02:06,574 and daddy was dispatched with haste 82 00:02:06,574 --> 00:02:08,106 Holmes you've cracked the case! 83 00:02:08,106 --> 00:02:10,010 you're a batshit crazy basketcase 84 00:02:10,010 --> 00:02:11,775 Bloody good rhymes! 85 00:02:11,775 --> 00:02:12,611 I've got tonnes 86 00:02:12,611 --> 00:02:14,190 Dissing these dynamic douchebags was 87 00:02:14,190 --> 00:02:16,781 Elementary my dear Watson! 88 00:02:16,920 --> 00:02:17,975 Hoooooo! 89 00:02:17,975 --> 00:02:18,950 Who won? 90 00:02:18,950 --> 00:02:20,436 Who's next? 91 00:02:20,436 --> 00:02:24,430 You decide!