[Script Info] Title: [Events] Format: Layer, Start, End, Style, Name, MarginL, MarginR, MarginV, Effect, Text Dialogue: 0,0:00:13.38,0:00:14.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nice hat Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.49,0:00:15.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Dork Dialogue: 0,0:00:15.70,0:00:16.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You look like a duck Dialogue: 0,0:00:16.100,0:00:18.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I had alfred read your books Dialogue: 0,0:00:18.72,0:00:20.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He told me they suck Dialogue: 0,0:00:20.39,0:00:21.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll crush your British nuts until Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.69,0:00:23.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They "Bangers and Mash" Dialogue: 0,0:00:23.45,0:00:24.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'v seen better detective work Dialogue: 0,0:00:24.89,0:00:26.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,In tango and cash Dialogue: 0,0:00:26.80,0:00:28.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You chump Dialogue: 0,0:00:28.10,0:00:29.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I kick punks like you off the street Dialogue: 0,0:00:29.72,0:00:31.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,While you and Velma here Dialogue: 0,0:00:31.72,0:00:33.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Solving Scoopy-Doo mysteries Dialogue: 0,0:00:33.79,0:00:35.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nothing makes me laugh Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.34,0:00:37.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But I bet raps can Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.43,0:00:39.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So bring it on Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.34,0:00:40.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Bitch Dialogue: 0,0:00:40.26,0:00:41.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I am Batman Dialogue: 0,0:00:41.47,0:00:42.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I once met a rich fellow Dialogue: 0,0:00:42.87,0:00:44.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Who smelled of guano and pain Dialogue: 0,0:00:44.07,0:00:44.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Holmes explain Dialogue: 0,0:00:44.96,0:00:46.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I deduce this deuce stain Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.40,0:00:47.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Is Bruce Wayne Dialogue: 0,0:00:47.56,0:00:48.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The billionaire? Dialogue: 0,0:00:48.67,0:00:50.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes, his wealth would allow Dialogue: 0,0:00:50.64,0:00:50.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This adversary of ours Dialogue: 0,0:00:50.76,0:00:52.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,To afford the toys he need Dialogue: 0,0:00:52.15,0:00:54.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Since he has no superpower Dialogue: 0,0:00:54.58,0:00:55.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You want a battle, bat? Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.87,0:00:56.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Bring it then! Dialogue: 0,0:00:56.89,0:00:58.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I heard he has a British Butler Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.61,0:01:00.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Good! Then he'll be used to Dialogue: 0,0:01:00.49,0:01:01.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Getting served by Englishmen Dialogue: 0,0:01:01.21,0:01:02.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Whack vigilante black-pantied Dialogue: 0,0:01:02.65,0:01:03.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Spud with no skills Dialogue: 0,0:01:04.27,0:01:06.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My sidekick is a doctor Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.32,0:01:07.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,'cause his flows are so ill Dialogue: 0,0:01:07.94,0:01:09.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Shut up, nerds! Dialogue: 0,0:01:09.94,0:01:10.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I serve justice, so eat it Dialogue: 0,0:01:10.96,0:01:13.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My sidekick only comes around Dialogue: 0,0:01:13.84,0:01:14.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,When he's needed Dialogue: 0,0:01:14.82,0:01:15.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Boy Dialogue: 0,0:01:15.47,0:01:17.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wonder make you wonder Dialogue: 0,0:01:17.15,0:01:18.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,how your ass got killed Dialogue: 0,0:01:18.30,0:01:18.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,bite harder than those hounds Dialogue: 0,0:01:18.92,0:01:19.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,down in Baskerville Dialogue: 0,0:01:19.63,0:01:20.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll blast you with that Dialogue: 0,0:01:20.21,0:01:20.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Bat-wack-rap repellent Dialogue: 0,0:01:20.68,0:01:22.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,rappel a building, snatch a villain Dialogue: 0,0:01:22.20,0:01:22.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,then by dinner be chillin' Dialogue: 0,0:01:22.94,0:01:23.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,gotta secret 'bout your homegirl Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.62,0:01:24.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Irene Adler Dialogue: 0,0:01:24.21,0:01:24.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,took her back to my nest Dialogue: 0,0:01:24.37,0:01:25.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to bam pow kersplat her Dialogue: 0,0:01:25.83,0:01:25.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll shatter that fiddle Dialogue: 0,0:01:25.83,0:01:27.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,with a chop of the hand Dialogue: 0,0:01:27.40,0:01:28.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,holy Conan Doyle let's get 'em Dialogue: 0,0:01:28.41,0:01:28.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,oh god damn Dialogue: 0,0:01:29.72,0:01:30.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're not smart Dialogue: 0,0:01:30.45,0:01:31.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're selfish Dialogue: 0,0:01:31.16,0:01:32.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You endanger everyone's life Dialogue: 0,0:01:32.46,0:01:34.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why don't you let your boyfriend here Dialogue: 0,0:01:34.09,0:01:35.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Go home to his wife Dialogue: 0,0:01:35.53,0:01:36.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nobody likes you Dialogue: 0,0:01:36.32,0:01:37.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Not your brother, not you partner Dialogue: 0,0:01:37.95,0:01:38.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nor Scotland Yard Dialogue: 0,0:01:39.04,0:01:40.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You'll die alone with no friends Dialogue: 0,0:01:40.22,0:01:42.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Except that needle in your arm Dialogue: 0,0:01:43.45,0:01:45.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This mustn't register on an emotional level Dialogue: 0,0:01:46.29,0:01:47.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,First: exploit childhood tragedy Dialogue: 0,0:01:49.36,0:01:50.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Then, gesture with pipe Dialogue: 0,0:01:50.88,0:01:52.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Watson finishes punchline Dialogue: 0,0:01:52.87,0:01:54.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Next, acknowledge compliment Dialogue: 0,0:01:54.27,0:01:56.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Conclude with killer catchphrase Dialogue: 0,0:01:56.50,0:01:58.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I believe your parents' homicide Dialogue: 0,0:01:58.12,0:01:59.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Is why you mask your face Dialogue: 0,0:01:59.61,0:02:00.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're shamed and traumatized Dialogue: 0,0:02:00.82,0:02:02.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And haunted by the vast disgrace Dialogue: 0,0:02:02.49,0:02:03.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,of watching like a passive waste Dialogue: 0,0:02:03.60,0:02:04.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,As momma died Dialogue: 0,0:02:04.95,0:02:06.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and daddy was dispatched with haste Dialogue: 0,0:02:06.57,0:02:08.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Holmes you've cracked the case! Dialogue: 0,0:02:08.11,0:02:10.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you're a batshit crazy basketcase Dialogue: 0,0:02:10.01,0:02:11.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Bloody good rhymes! Dialogue: 0,0:02:11.78,0:02:12.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I've got tonnes Dialogue: 0,0:02:12.61,0:02:14.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Dissing these dynamic douchebags was Dialogue: 0,0:02:14.19,0:02:16.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Elementary my dear Watson! Dialogue: 0,0:02:16.92,0:02:17.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hoooooo! Dialogue: 0,0:02:17.98,0:02:18.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Who won? Dialogue: 0,0:02:18.95,0:02:20.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Who's next? Dialogue: 0,0:02:20.44,0:02:24.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You decide!