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ERB - Batman vs Sherlock Holmes

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    Nice hat
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    Dork
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    You look like a duck
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    I had alfred read your books
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    He told me they suck
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    I'll crush your British nuts until
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    They "Bangers and Mash"
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    I'v seen better detective work
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    In tango and cash
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    You chump
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    I kick punks like you off the street
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    While you and Velma here
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    Solving Scoopy-Doo mysteries
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    Nothing makes me laugh
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    But I bet raps can
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    So bring it on
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    Bitch
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    I am Batman
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    I once met a rich fellow
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    Who smelled of guano and pain
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    Holmes explain
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    I deduce this deuce stain
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    Is Bruce Wayne
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    The billionaire?
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    Yes, his wealth would allow
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    This adversary of ours
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    To afford the toys he need
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    Since he has no superpower
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    You want a battle, bat?
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    Bring it then!
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    I heard he has a British Butler
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    Good! Then he'll be used to
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    Getting served by Englishmen
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    Whack vigilante black-pantied
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    Spud with no skills
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    My sidekick is a doctor
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    'cause his flows are so ill
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    Shut up, nerds!
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    I serve justice, so eat it
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    My sidekick only comes around
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    When he's needed
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    Boy
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    Wonder make you wonder
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    how your ass got killed
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    bite harder than those hounds
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    down in Baskerville
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    I'll blast you with that
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    Bat-wack-rap repellent
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    rappel a building, snatch a villain
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    then by dinner be chillin'
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    gotta secret 'bout your homegirl
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    Irene Adler
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    took her back to my nest
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    to bam pow kersplat her
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    I'll shatter that fiddle
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    with a chop of the hand
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    holy Conan Doyle let's get 'em
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    oh god damn
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    You're not smart
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    You're selfish
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    You endanger everyone's life
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    Why don't you let your boyfriend here
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    Go home to his wife
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    Nobody likes you
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    Not your brother, not you partner
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    Nor Scotland Yard
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    You'll die alone with no friends
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    Except that needle in your arm
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    This mustn't register on an emotional level
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    First: exploit childhood tragedy
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    Then, gesture with pipe
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    Watson finishes punchline
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    Next, acknowledge compliment
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    Conclude with killer catchphrase
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    I believe your parents' homicide
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    Is why you mask your face
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    You're shamed and traumatized
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    And haunted by the vast disgrace
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    of watching like a passive waste
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    As momma died
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    and daddy was dispatched with haste
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    Holmes you've cracked the case!
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    you're a batshit crazy basketcase
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    Bloody good rhymes!
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    I've got tonnes
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    Dissing these dynamic douchebags was
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    Elementary my dear Watson!
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    Hoooooo!
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    Who won?
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    Who's next?
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    You decide!
Title:
ERB - Batman vs Sherlock Holmes
Description:

Epic Rap Battles of History
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Video Language:
English
Team:
Epic Rap Battles of History
Project:
ERB Season 2 - Part 2
Duration:
02:49

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