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ERB - Batman vs Sherlock Holmes

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    nice hat
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    dork
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    you look like a duck
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    I had Alfred read your books
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    he told me they suck
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    I'll crush your British nuts until
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    they're bangers and mash
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    I've seen better detective work
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    in Tango and Cash
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    you chump
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    I kick punks like you off the streets
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    while you and Velma here
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    are solving Scooby-Doo mysteries
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    nothing makes me laugh
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    but I bet your raps can
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    so bring it on
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    bitch
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    I'm Batman
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    I once met a rich fellow
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    who smelled of guano and pain
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    Holmes explain
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    I deduce this deuce stain
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    is Bruce Wayne
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    the billionaire?
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    yes, his wealth would allow
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    this adversary of ours
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    to afford the toys he needs
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    since he has no superpowers
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    you want a battle bat?
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    bring it then
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    I heard he has a British butler
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    good, then he'll be used
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    to getting served by Englishmen
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    you're a wack vigilante black pantied
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    spud with no skill
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    my sidekick's a doctor
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    because his flows are so ill
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    shut up nerds
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    I serve justice so eat it
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    my sidekick only comes around
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    when he's needed!
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    Boy
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    Wonder make you wonder
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    how your ass got killed
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    bite harder than those hounds
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    down in Baskerville
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    I'll blast you with that
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    Bat-wack-rap repellent
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    rappel a building, snatch a villain
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    then by dinner be chillin'
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    gotta secret 'bout your homegirl
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    Irene Adler
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    took her back to my nest
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    to bam pow kersplat her
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    I'll shatter that fiddle
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    with a chop of the hand
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    holy Conan Doyle let's get 'em
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    oh god damn
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    you're not smart
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    you're selfish
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    you endanger everyone's life
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    why don't you let your boyfriend here
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    go home to his wife?
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    nobody likes you
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    not your brother, not your partner
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    not Scotland Yard
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    you'll die alone with no friends
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    except that needle in your arm
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    this mustn't register on an emotional level
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    first, exploit childhood tragedy
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    then gesture with pipe
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    Watson finishes punchline
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    next, acknowledge compliment
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    conclude with killer catch phrase
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    I believe your parents' homicide
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    is why you mask your face
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    you're shamed and traumatized
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    and haunted by the vast disgrace
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    of watching like a passive waste
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    as momma died
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    and daddy was dispatched with haste
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    Holmes you've cracked the case
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    you're a batshit crazy basket case
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    bloody good rhymes
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    I've got tonnes
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    dissing these dynamic douchebags was
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    elementary my dear Watson
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    ohhhhh!
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    who won?
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    who's next?
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    you decide
Title:
ERB - Batman vs Sherlock Holmes
Description:

Epic Rap Battles of History
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Video Language:
English
Team:
Epic Rap Battles of History
Project:
ERB Season 2 - Part 2
Duration:
02:49

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