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Format: Layer, Start, End, Style, Name, MarginL, MarginR, MarginV, Effect, Text
Dialogue: 0,0:00:13.48,0:00:14.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,nice hat
Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.60,0:00:15.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,dork
Dialogue: 0,0:00:15.61,0:00:16.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you look like a duck
Dialogue: 0,0:00:16.98,0:00:18.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I had Alfred read your books
Dialogue: 0,0:00:18.94,0:00:20.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,he told me they suck
Dialogue: 0,0:00:20.30,0:00:21.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll crush your British nuts until
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.75,0:00:23.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,they're bangers and mash
Dialogue: 0,0:00:23.50,0:00:25.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I've seen better detective work
Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.36,0:00:27.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,in Tango and Cash
Dialogue: 0,0:00:27.19,0:00:28.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you chump
Dialogue: 0,0:00:28.10,0:00:30.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I kick punks like you off the streets
Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.41,0:00:31.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,while you and Velma here
Dialogue: 0,0:00:31.81,0:00:34.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,are solving Scooby-Doo mysteries
Dialogue: 0,0:00:34.08,0:00:35.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,nothing makes me laugh
Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.71,0:00:37.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but I bet your raps can
Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.32,0:00:38.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so bring it on
Dialogue: 0,0:00:38.33,0:00:39.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,bitch
Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.84,0:00:40.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm Batman
Dialogue: 0,0:00:40.88,0:00:42.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I once met a rich fellow
Dialogue: 0,0:00:42.40,0:00:44.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,who smelled of guano and pain
Dialogue: 0,0:00:44.00,0:00:45.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Holmes explain
Dialogue: 0,0:00:45.07,0:00:46.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I deduce this deuce stain
Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.58,0:00:47.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,is Bruce Wayne
Dialogue: 0,0:00:47.32,0:00:48.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the billionaire?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:48.23,0:00:49.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,yes, his wealth would allow
Dialogue: 0,0:00:49.71,0:00:51.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,this adversary of ours
Dialogue: 0,0:00:51.11,0:00:52.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to afford the toys he needs
Dialogue: 0,0:00:52.68,0:00:54.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,since he has no superpowers
Dialogue: 0,0:00:54.51,0:00:56.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you want a battle bat?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:56.18,0:00:56.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,bring it then
Dialogue: 0,0:00:56.72,0:00:58.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I heard he has a British butler
Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.22,0:00:59.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,good, then he'll be used
Dialogue: 0,0:00:59.57,0:01:01.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to getting served by Englishmen
Dialogue: 0,0:01:01.43,0:01:03.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you're a wack vigilante black pantied
Dialogue: 0,0:01:03.52,0:01:04.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,spud with no skill
Dialogue: 0,0:01:04.87,0:01:06.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,my sidekick's a doctor
Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.44,0:01:08.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,because his flows are so ill
Dialogue: 0,0:01:08.56,0:01:09.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,shut up nerds
Dialogue: 0,0:01:09.89,0:01:11.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I serve justice so eat it
Dialogue: 0,0:01:11.79,0:01:13.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,my sidekick only comes around
Dialogue: 0,0:01:13.65,0:01:14.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,when he's needed!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:14.90,0:01:15.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Boy
Dialogue: 0,0:01:15.35,0:01:15.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wonder make you wonder
Dialogue: 0,0:01:15.99,0:01:16.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,how your ass got killed
Dialogue: 0,0:01:16.86,0:01:17.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,bite harder than those hounds
Dialogue: 0,0:01:17.86,0:01:18.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,down in Baskerville
Dialogue: 0,0:01:18.51,0:01:19.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll blast you with that
Dialogue: 0,0:01:19.22,0:01:20.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Bat-wack-rap repellent
Dialogue: 0,0:01:20.16,0:01:21.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,rappel a building, snatch a villain
Dialogue: 0,0:01:21.20,0:01:22.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,then by dinner be chillin'
Dialogue: 0,0:01:22.14,0:01:23.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,gotta secret 'bout your homegirl
Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.14,0:01:23.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Irene Adler
Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.73,0:01:24.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,took her back to my nest
Dialogue: 0,0:01:24.45,0:01:25.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to bam pow kersplat her
Dialogue: 0,0:01:25.60,0:01:26.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll shatter that fiddle
Dialogue: 0,0:01:26.25,0:01:27.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,with a chop of the hand
Dialogue: 0,0:01:27.05,0:01:28.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,holy Conan Doyle let's get 'em
Dialogue: 0,0:01:28.40,0:01:29.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,oh god damn
Dialogue: 0,0:01:29.36,0:01:30.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you're not smart
Dialogue: 0,0:01:30.27,0:01:31.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you're selfish
Dialogue: 0,0:01:31.15,0:01:32.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you endanger everyone's life
Dialogue: 0,0:01:32.58,0:01:34.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,why don't you let your boyfriend here
Dialogue: 0,0:01:34.20,0:01:35.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,go home to his wife?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:35.40,0:01:36.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,nobody likes you
Dialogue: 0,0:01:36.45,0:01:38.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,not your brother, not your partner
Dialogue: 0,0:01:38.08,0:01:39.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,not Scotland Yard
Dialogue: 0,0:01:39.06,0:01:40.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you'll die alone with no friends
Dialogue: 0,0:01:40.66,0:01:42.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,except that needle in your arm
Dialogue: 0,0:01:43.25,0:01:45.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,this mustn't register on an emotional level
Dialogue: 0,0:01:45.81,0:01:47.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,first, exploit childhood tragedy
Dialogue: 0,0:01:49.40,0:01:50.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,then gesture with pipe
Dialogue: 0,0:01:50.69,0:01:52.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Watson finishes punchline
Dialogue: 0,0:01:52.50,0:01:54.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,next, acknowledge compliment
Dialogue: 0,0:01:54.71,0:01:56.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,conclude with killer catch phrase
Dialogue: 0,0:01:56.31,0:01:58.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I believe your parents' homicide
Dialogue: 0,0:01:58.08,0:01:59.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,is why you mask your face
Dialogue: 0,0:01:59.56,0:02:00.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you're shamed and traumatized
Dialogue: 0,0:02:00.80,0:02:02.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and haunted by the vast disgrace
Dialogue: 0,0:02:02.39,0:02:03.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,of watching like a passive waste
Dialogue: 0,0:02:03.98,0:02:04.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,as momma died
Dialogue: 0,0:02:04.98,0:02:06.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and daddy was dispatched with haste
Dialogue: 0,0:02:06.66,0:02:08.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Holmes you've cracked the case
Dialogue: 0,0:02:08.17,0:02:10.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you're a batshit crazy basket case
Dialogue: 0,0:02:10.27,0:02:11.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,bloody good rhymes
Dialogue: 0,0:02:11.33,0:02:12.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I've got tonnes
Dialogue: 0,0:02:12.70,0:02:14.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,dissing these dynamic douchebags was
Dialogue: 0,0:02:14.67,0:02:16.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,elementary my dear Watson
Dialogue: 0,0:02:16.86,0:02:17.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ohhhhh!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:17.36,0:02:18.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,who won?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:18.94,0:02:20.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,who's next?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:20.71,0:02:22.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you decide