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(Anthony) Does Iron Man
have, like, metal pubes?
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(Ian) SHUT UP!
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Stay tuned for more pointless
sex scenes in Game of Thrones
-
after this commercial break.
-
- Dang it!
- Yeah, we only saw her side boob so far.
-
Oh my god!
New Superman?!
-
The last Superman reboot sucked ass,
but it still made a sh-t ton of money!
-
And now we've got a Superman
for the NEW generation.
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Starring Macklemore as Superman!
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Walk up to Lois, like
"What up? I got a big c-ck!"
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Feelin' hella weak
from that kryponite rock.
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(gasps)
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(groans)
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Oops! We spoiled the ending.
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Aaah, f-ck it!
-
That's not in the lore!
Superman never rapped in the comics!
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(together) F-CK YOU, STAN LEE!
-
From the writer of 12 Years a Slave,
we bring you a new take on Batman...
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Oh my god!
You hear that? A new Batman!
-
Batman is back...
-
and he's black!
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THE REALLY REALLY DARK KNIGHT.
-
That doesn't make sense!
Batman was never--
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And you'd better not complain
that Batman is black,
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'cause that makes you racist.
-
Ooh. Nevermind.
-
- Do you like Star Wars?
- Yes!
-
- Do you want more Star Wars?
- Yes!
-
Coming this summer from
the creator of Pretty Little Liars,
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Star Wars Episode VII!
-
(wind whistles)
-
Yeah!
-
Starring Panic at the Disco's cutest member,
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Brendon Urie, as Luke Skywalker.
-
I chimed in, "Haven't
you wookies ever heard of
-
using the goddamn force, no!"
-
That doesn't make any sense!
-
Luke never sang in any
of the movies or the comics
-
or the games or the erotic fan fiction!
-
F-CK YOU, STAN LEE!
-
Disney really ran out of ideas
and is already rebooting Frozen.
-
Is that the one about the snow man?
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From the writer of the worldwide
bestseller Fifty Shades of Grey
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Let me go!
-
Can't live down here anymore!
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I'm not sure how I feel about this.
-
I hope she gets freaky with the snow man.
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F-ck you, Stan Lee?
-
Radioactive spider bites
Spiderman right on the dick!
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F-ck!
-
Another Transformers movie!
-
You!
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Twister, the game, the movie!
-
Stan?!
-
Steve Buscemi as Harry Potter!
-
Lee!!
-
Wait, I just realized that
Stan Lee had nothing to do
-
with almost all these movies.
-
Oh. Well, he still ruined The Hulk!
-
Yeah! F-ck you, Stan Lee!
-
From executive producer Michael Bay...
-
Yep, Michael Bay, the genius
who ruined Transformers four times...
-
comes Teenage Mutant
Ninja Turtles: The Reboot...
-
by Michael Bay!
-
- F-ck you, Stan--
- What?
-
Michael Bay is actually
making this movie for real?
-
This isn't part of the joke?
-
Thanks for f-cking up
our childhood, Michael Bay.
-
This video was brought to you
by The Save Our Childhood
-
From Michael Bay Foundation.
-
Please, f-cking stop.
-
To see behind-the-scenes footage
and bloopers from this sexy video,
-
click the video on the left.
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(screaming)
-
So when I was doing this
scene, my ball popped out.
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Oh, and don't forget
to check out Teleporting Fat Guy.
-
He's back for a new season
on our cartoon channel!
-
He's frickin' awesome.
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Just gives me another chance
to make a great first impression.
-
(screaming)
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And don't forget to click
that subscribe button because it's...
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Star Wars...Star Trek...
if they had a baby, it'd be as cool
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