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(Anthony) Does Iron Man [br]have, like, metal pubes?

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(Ian) SHUT UP!

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<i>Stay tuned for more pointless [br]sex scenes in Game of Thrones</i>

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<i>after this commercial break.</i>

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- Dang it![br]- Yeah, we only saw her side boob so far.

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Oh my god! [br]New Superman?!

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<i>The last Superman reboot sucked ass,[br] but it still made a sh-t ton of money!</i>

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<i>And now we've got a Superman [br]for the NEW generation.</i>

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<i>Starring Macklemore as Superman!</i>

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Walk up to Lois, like [br]"What up? I got a big c-ck!"

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Feelin' hella weak [br]from that kryponite rock.

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(gasps)

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(groans)

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<i>Oops! We spoiled the ending.</i>

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<i>Aaah, f-ck it!</i>

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That's not in the lore![br]Superman never rapped in the comics!

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(together) F-CK YOU, STAN LEE!

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<i>From the writer of 12 Years a Slave,[br] we bring you a new take on Batman...</i>

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Oh my god![br]You hear that? A new Batman!

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<i>Batman is back...</i>

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<i>and he's black!</i>

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<i>THE REALLY REALLY DARK KNIGHT.</i>

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That doesn't make sense![br]Batman was never--

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<i>And you'd better not complain [br]that Batman is black,</i>

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<i>'cause that makes you racist.</i>

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Ooh. Nevermind.

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- <i>Do you like Star Wars?</i>[br]- Yes!

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- <i>Do you want more Star Wars?</i>[br]- Yes!

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<i>Coming this summer from[br] the creator of Pretty Little Liars,</i>

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<i>Star Wars Episode VII!</i>

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(wind whistles)

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Yeah!

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<i>Starring Panic at the Disco's cutest member,</i>

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<i>Brendon Urie, as Luke Skywalker.</i>

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I chimed in, "Haven't[br]you wookies ever heard of

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using the goddamn force, no!"

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That doesn't make any sense!

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Luke never sang in any [br]of the movies or the comics

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or the games or the erotic fan fiction!

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F-CK YOU, STAN LEE!

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<i>Disney really ran out of ideas [br]and is already rebooting Frozen.</i>

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Is that the one about the snow man?

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<i>From the writer of the worldwide[br] bestseller Fifty Shades of Grey</i>

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Let me go!

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Can't live down here anymore!

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I'm not sure how I feel about this.

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I hope she gets freaky with the snow man.

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F-ck you, Stan Lee?

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<i>Radioactive spider bites[br] Spiderman right on the dick!</i>

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F-ck!

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<i>Another Transformers movie!</i>

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You!

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<i>Twister, the game, the movie!</i>

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Stan?!

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<i>Steve Buscemi as Harry Potter!</i>

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Lee!!

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Wait, I just realized that [br]Stan Lee had nothing to do

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with almost all these movies.

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Oh. Well, he still ruined The Hulk!

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Yeah! F-ck you, Stan Lee!

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<i>From executive producer Michael Bay...</i>

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<i>Yep, Michael Bay, the genius [br]who ruined Transformers four times...</i>

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<i>comes Teenage Mutant[br] Ninja Turtles: The Reboot...</i>

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<i>by Michael Bay!</i>

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- F-ck you, Stan--[br]- What?

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Michael Bay is actually [br]making this movie for real?

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This isn't part of the joke?

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Thanks for f-cking up [br]our childhood, Michael Bay.

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<i>This video was brought to you[br] by The Save Our Childhood</i>

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<i>From Michael Bay Foundation.</i>

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<i>Please, f-cking stop.</i>

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(screaming)

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So when I was doing this[br]scene, my ball popped out.

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Oh, and don't forget [br]to check out Teleporting Fat Guy.

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He's back for a new season [br]on our cartoon channel!

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He's frickin' awesome.

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Just gives me another chance [br]to make a great first impression.

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(screaming)

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