(Anthony) Does Iron Man
have, like, metal pubes?
(Ian) SHUT UP!
Stay tuned for more pointless
sex scenes in Game of Thrones
after this commercial break.
- Dang it!
- Yeah, we only saw her side boob so far.
Oh my god!
New Superman?!
The last Superman reboot sucked ass,
but it still made a sh-t ton of money!
And now we've got a Superman
for the NEW generation.
Starring Macklemore as Superman!
Walk up to Lois, like
"What up? I got a big c-ck!"
Feelin' hella weak
from that kryponite rock.
(gasps)
(groans)
Oops! We spoiled the ending.
Aaah, f-ck it!
That's not in the lore!
Superman never rapped in the comics!
(together) F-CK YOU, STAN LEE!
From the writer of 12 Years a Slave,
we bring you a new take on Batman...
Oh my god!
You hear that? A new Batman!
Batman is back...
and he's black!
THE REALLY REALLY DARK KNIGHT.
That doesn't make sense!
Batman was never--
And you'd better not complain
that Batman is black,
'cause that makes you racist.
Ooh. Nevermind.
- Do you like Star Wars?
- Yes!
- Do you want more Star Wars?
- Yes!
Coming this summer from
the creator of Pretty Little Liars,
Star Wars Episode VII!
(wind whistles)
Yeah!
Starring Panic at the Disco's cutest member,
Brendon Urie, as Luke Skywalker.
I chimed in, "Haven't
you wookies ever heard of
using the goddamn force, no!"
That doesn't make any sense!
Luke never sang in any
of the movies or the comics
or the games or the erotic fan fiction!
F-CK YOU, STAN LEE!
Disney really ran out of ideas
and is already rebooting Frozen.
Is that the one about the snow man?
From the writer of the worldwide
bestseller Fifty Shades of Grey
Let me go!
Can't live down here anymore!
I'm not sure how I feel about this.
I hope she gets freaky with the snow man.
F-ck you, Stan Lee?
Radioactive spider bites
Spiderman right on the dick!
F-ck!
Another Transformers movie!
You!
Twister, the game, the movie!
Stan?!
Steve Buscemi as Harry Potter!
Lee!!
Wait, I just realized that
Stan Lee had nothing to do
with almost all these movies.
Oh. Well, he still ruined The Hulk!
Yeah! F-ck you, Stan Lee!
From executive producer Michael Bay...
Yep, Michael Bay, the genius
who ruined Transformers four times...
comes Teenage Mutant
Ninja Turtles: The Reboot...
by Michael Bay!
- F-ck you, Stan--
- What?
Michael Bay is actually
making this movie for real?
This isn't part of the joke?
Thanks for f-cking up
our childhood, Michael Bay.
This video was brought to you
by The Save Our Childhood
From Michael Bay Foundation.
Please, f-cking stop.
To see behind-the-scenes footage
and bloopers from this sexy video,
click the video on the left.
(screaming)
So when I was doing this
scene, my ball popped out.
Oh, and don't forget
to check out Teleporting Fat Guy.
He's back for a new season
on our cartoon channel!
He's frickin' awesome.
Just gives me another chance
to make a great first impression.
(screaming)
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