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Dialogue: 0,0:00:01.06,0:00:03.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Anthony) Does Iron Man \Nhave, like, metal pubes?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:03.97,0:00:05.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Ian) SHUT UP!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:06.44,0:00:09.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}Stay tuned for more pointless \Nsex scenes in Game of Thrones{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:00:09.61,0:00:11.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}after this commercial break.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:00:11.32,0:00:14.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Dang it!\N- Yeah, we only saw her side boob so far.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:16.54,0:00:19.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh my god! \NNew Superman?!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:19.50,0:00:24.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}The last Superman reboot sucked ass,\N but it still made a sh-t ton of money!{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:00:24.45,0:00:27.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}And now we've got a Superman \Nfor the NEW generation.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:00:28.37,0:00:30.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}Starring Macklemore as Superman!{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.92,0:00:33.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Walk up to Lois, like \N"What up? I got a big c-ck!"
Dialogue: 0,0:00:33.39,0:00:35.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Feelin' hella weak \Nfrom that kryponite rock.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:36.06,0:00:36.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(gasps)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:38.02,0:00:39.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(groans)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.19,0:00:40.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}Oops! We spoiled the ending.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:00:41.05,0:00:42.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}Aaah, f-ck it!{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:00:42.09,0:00:46.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's not in the lore!\NSuperman never rapped in the comics!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.36,0:00:48.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(together) F-CK YOU, STAN LEE!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:48.99,0:00:54.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}From the writer of 12 Years a Slave,\N we bring you a new take on Batman...{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:00:54.67,0:00:56.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh my god!\NYou hear that? A new Batman!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.06,0:00:59.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}Batman is back...{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:00:59.80,0:01:01.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}and he's black!{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:01:01.93,0:01:04.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}THE REALLY REALLY DARK KNIGHT.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:01:04.60,0:01:07.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That doesn't make sense!\NBatman was never--
Dialogue: 0,0:01:07.38,0:01:09.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}And you'd better not complain \Nthat Batman is black,{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:01:09.03,0:01:10.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}'cause that makes you racist.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:01:10.40,0:01:12.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ooh. Nevermind.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:12.86,0:01:15.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- {\i1}Do you like Star Wars?{\i0}\N- Yes!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:15.95,0:01:19.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- {\i1}Do you want more Star Wars?{\i0}\N- Yes!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:19.59,0:01:23.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}Coming this summer from\N the creator of Pretty Little Liars,{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.30,0:01:26.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}Star Wars Episode VII!{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:01:26.56,0:01:28.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(wind whistles)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:28.82,0:01:30.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:30.16,0:01:32.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}Starring Panic at the Disco's cutest member,{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:01:32.72,0:01:36.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}Brendon Urie, as Luke Skywalker.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:01:36.50,0:01:40.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I chimed in, "Haven't\Nyou wookies ever heard of
Dialogue: 0,0:01:40.94,0:01:43.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,using the goddamn force, no!"
Dialogue: 0,0:01:43.55,0:01:44.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That doesn't make any sense!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:44.86,0:01:47.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Luke never sang in any \Nof the movies or the comics
Dialogue: 0,0:01:47.74,0:01:50.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,or the games or the erotic fan fiction!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:50.45,0:01:52.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,F-CK YOU, STAN LEE!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:52.48,0:01:57.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}Disney really ran out of ideas \Nand is already rebooting Frozen.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:01:57.14,0:01:58.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Is that the one about the snow man?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:58.97,0:02:03.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}From the writer of the worldwide\N bestseller Fifty Shades of Grey{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:02:03.66,0:02:06.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let me go!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:07.26,0:02:10.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Can't live down here anymore!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:10.83,0:02:12.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm not sure how I feel about this.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:13.06,0:02:14.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I hope she gets freaky with the snow man.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:15.39,0:02:16.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,F-ck you, Stan Lee?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:17.40,0:02:20.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}Radioactive spider bites\N Spiderman right on the dick!{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:02:20.87,0:02:21.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,F-ck!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:21.67,0:02:23.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}Another Transformers movie!{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:02:23.31,0:02:24.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:24.35,0:02:25.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}Twister, the game, the movie!{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:02:25.86,0:02:26.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Stan?!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:26.66,0:02:28.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}Steve Buscemi as Harry Potter!{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:02:28.76,0:02:29.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Lee!!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:29.60,0:02:32.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wait, I just realized that \NStan Lee had nothing to do
Dialogue: 0,0:02:32.11,0:02:34.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,with almost all these movies.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:34.59,0:02:37.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh. Well, he still ruined The Hulk!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:37.38,0:02:39.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah! F-ck you, Stan Lee!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:39.53,0:02:42.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}From executive producer Michael Bay...{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:02:42.77,0:02:47.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}Yep, Michael Bay, the genius \Nwho ruined Transformers four times...{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:02:48.29,0:02:51.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}comes Teenage Mutant\N Ninja Turtles: The Reboot...{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:02:52.45,0:02:53.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}by Michael Bay!{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:02:53.53,0:02:55.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- F-ck you, Stan--\N- What?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:57.10,0:02:59.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Michael Bay is actually \Nmaking this movie for real?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:59.40,0:03:01.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This isn't part of the joke?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:03.16,0:03:05.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thanks for f-cking up \Nour childhood, Michael Bay.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:07.10,0:03:09.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}This video was brought to you\N by The Save Our Childhood{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:03:09.99,0:03:11.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}From Michael Bay Foundation.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:03:12.08,0:03:14.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}Please, f-cking stop.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:03:15.74,0:03:20.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,To see behind-the-scenes footage\Nand bloopers from this sexy video,
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Dialogue: 0,0:03:21.97,0:03:25.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(screaming)
Dialogue: 0,0:03:25.89,0:03:28.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So when I was doing this\Nscene, my ball popped out.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:28.12,0:03:30.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, and don't forget \Nto check out Teleporting Fat Guy.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:30.49,0:03:33.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He's back for a new season \Non our cartoon channel!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:33.46,0:03:34.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He's frickin' awesome.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:35.34,0:03:38.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Just gives me another chance \Nto make a great first impression.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:39.15,0:03:41.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(screaming)
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