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(Anthony) Does Iron Man
have, like, metal pubes?
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(Ian) SHUT UP!
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Stay tuned for more pointless
sex scenes in Game of Thrones
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after this commercial break.
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- Dang it!
- Yeah, we only saw her side boob so far.
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Oh my god!
New Superman?!
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The last Superman reboot sucked ass,
but it still made a sh-t ton of money!
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And now we've got a Superman
for the NEW generation.
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Starring Macklemore as Superman!
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Walk up to Lois, like
"What up? I got a big c-ck!"
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Feelin' hella weak
from that kryponite rock.
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(gasps)
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(groans)
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Oops! We spoiled the ending.
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Aaah, f-ck it!
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That's not in the lore!
Superman never rapped in the comics!
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(together) F-CK YOU, STAN LEE!
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From the writer of 12 Years a Slave,
we bring you a new take on Batman...
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Oh my god!
You hear that? A new Batman!
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Batman is back...
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and he's black!
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THE REALLY REALLY DARK KNIGHT.
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That doesn't make sense!
Batman was never--
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And you'd better not complain
that Batman is black,
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'cause that makes you racist.
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Ooh. Nevermind.
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- Do you like Star Wars?
- Yes!
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- Do you want more Star Wars?
- Yes!
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Coming this summer from
the creator of Pretty Little Liars,
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Star Wars Episode VII!
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(wind whistles)
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Yeah!
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Starring Panic at the Disco's cutest member,
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Brendon Urie, as Luke Skywalker.
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I chimed in, "Haven't
you wookies ever heard of
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using the goddamn force, no!"
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That doesn't make any sense!
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Luke never sang in any
of the movies or the comics
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or the games or the erotic fan fiction!
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F-CK YOU, STAN LEE!
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Disney really ran out of ideas
and is already rebooting Frozen.
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Is that the one about the snow man?
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From the writer of the worldwide
bestseller Fifty Shades of Grey
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Let me go!
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Can't live down here anymore!
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I'm not sure how I feel about this.
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I hope she gets freaky with the snow man.
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F-ck you, Stan Lee?
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Radioactive spider bites
Spiderman right on the dick!
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F-ck!
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Another Transformers movie!
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You!
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Twister, the game, the movie!
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Stan?!
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Steve Buscemi as Harry Potter!
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Lee!!
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Wait, I just realized that
Stan Lee had nothing to do
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with almost all these movies.
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Oh. Well, he still ruined The Hulk!
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Yeah! F-ck you, Stan Lee!
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From executive producer Michael Bay...
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Yep, Michael Bay, the genius
who ruined Transformers four times...
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comes Teenage Mutant
Ninja Turtles: The Reboot...
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by Michael Bay!
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- F-ck you, Stan--
- What?
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Michael Bay is actually
making this movie for real?
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This isn't part of the joke?
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Thanks for f-cking up
our childhood, Michael Bay.
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This video was brought to you
by The Save Our Childhood
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From Michael Bay Foundation.
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Please, f-cking stop.
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(screaming)
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So when I was doing this
scene, my ball popped out.
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Oh, and don't forget
to check out Teleporting Fat Guy.
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He's back for a new season
on our cartoon channel!
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He's frickin' awesome.
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Just gives me another chance
to make a great first impression.
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(screaming)
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