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(Anthony) Does Iron Man 
have, like, metal pubes?

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(Ian) SHUT UP!

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<i>Stay tuned for more pointless 
sex scenes in Game of Thrones</i>

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<i>after this commercial break.</i>

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- Dang it!
- Yeah, we only saw her side boob so far.

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Oh my god! 
New Superman?!

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<i>The last Superman reboot sucked ass,
 but it still made a sh-t ton of money!</i>

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<i>And now we've got a Superman 
for the NEW generation.</i>

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<i>Starring Macklemore as Superman!</i>

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Walk up to Lois, like 
"What up? I got a big c-ck!"

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Feelin' hella weak 
from that kryponite rock.

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(gasps)

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(groans)

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<i>Oops! We spoiled the ending.</i>

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<i>Aaah, f-ck it!</i>

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That's not in the lore!
Superman never rapped in the comics!

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(together) F-CK YOU, STAN LEE!

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<i>From the writer of 12 Years a Slave,
 we bring you a new take on Batman...</i>

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Oh my god!
You hear that? A new Batman!

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<i>Batman is back...</i>

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<i>and he's black!</i>

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<i>THE REALLY REALLY DARK KNIGHT.</i>

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That doesn't make sense!
Batman was never--

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<i>And you'd better not complain 
that Batman is black,</i>

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<i>'cause that makes you racist.</i>

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Ooh. Nevermind.

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- <i>Do you like Star Wars?</i>
- Yes!

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- <i>Do you want more Star Wars?</i>
- Yes!

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<i>Coming this summer from
 the creator of Pretty Little Liars,</i>

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<i>Star Wars Episode VII!</i>

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(wind whistles)

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Yeah!

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<i>Starring Panic at the Disco's cutest member,</i>

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<i>Brendon Urie, as Luke Skywalker.</i>

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I chimed in, "Haven't
you wookies ever heard of

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using the goddamn force, no!"

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That doesn't make any sense!

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Luke never sang in any 
of the movies or the comics

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or the games or the erotic fan fiction!

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F-CK YOU, STAN LEE!

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<i>Disney really ran out of ideas 
and is already rebooting Frozen.</i>

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Is that the one about the snow man?

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<i>From the writer of the worldwide
 bestseller Fifty Shades of Grey</i>

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Let me go!

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Can't live down here anymore!

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I'm not sure how I feel about this.

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I hope she gets freaky with the snow man.

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F-ck you, Stan Lee?

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<i>Radioactive spider bites
 Spiderman right on the dick!</i>

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F-ck!

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<i>Another Transformers movie!</i>

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You!

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<i>Twister, the game, the movie!</i>

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Stan?!

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<i>Steve Buscemi as Harry Potter!</i>

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Lee!!

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Wait, I just realized that 
Stan Lee had nothing to do

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with almost all these movies.

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Oh. Well, he still ruined The Hulk!

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Yeah! F-ck you, Stan Lee!

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<i>From executive producer Michael Bay...</i>

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<i>Yep, Michael Bay, the genius 
who ruined Transformers four times...</i>

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<i>comes Teenage Mutant
 Ninja Turtles: The Reboot...</i>

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<i>by Michael Bay!</i>

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- F-ck you, Stan--
- What?

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Michael Bay is actually 
making this movie for real?

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This isn't part of the joke?

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Thanks for f-cking up 
our childhood, Michael Bay.

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<i>From Michael Bay Foundation.</i>

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<i>Please, f-cking stop.</i>

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(screaming)

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So when I was doing this
scene, my ball popped out.

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He's back for a new season 
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He's frickin' awesome.

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Just gives me another chance 
to make a great first impression.

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(screaming)

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