Dan's Gay Crushes ULTIMATE TIER LIST
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0:00 - 0:07[audience talking]
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0:07 - 0:09[audience cheering]
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0:09 - 0:13I've got a lot of time to make up for
in my gay journey through life -
0:13 - 0:16because one of the things
that I feel honestly -
0:16 - 0:18I missed out on
when I was younger, -
0:18 - 0:23was just being able to share my feelings
about boys with the people in my life. -
0:23 - 0:25'Cause it was always the shameful secret
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0:25 - 0:27it was just bubbling on the inside,
all the angst. -
0:27 - 0:31So today, I thought
let's just make up for lost time. -
0:31 - 0:37I would like to lay out a timeline of
my complete emotional, romantic journey -
0:37 - 0:42in the ultimate Dan's Gay Crush Tier List!
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0:42 - 0:45[audience cheering] Oh yeah!
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0:47 - 0:50If you don't know how this works,
we've got A to F. -
0:50 - 0:53It's like school grades.
S is the top shelf, F is the bottom. -
0:53 - 0:58I'm gonna go from my first ever feelings
to my current degenerate fantasies -
0:58 - 1:01and you all get to judge my taste level.
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1:01 - 1:03But this isn't about what you think,
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1:03 - 1:06this is about how compatable
they would be with me -
1:06 - 1:10and whether "Oh, I thought I have a crush
on them. Is it a good idea? No." -
1:10 - 1:11So, are you ready?
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1:11 - 1:12[audience cheering] Okay.
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1:12 - 1:16First up: Aladdin.
[audience cheering] -
1:16 - 1:18Okay, taste. Taste.
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1:18 - 1:22The whole thing with
all the Disney things is: -
1:22 - 1:24"Did I enjoy this as Disney intended,
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1:24 - 1:28putting myself in Aladdin's shoes
next to Jasmine?" -
1:28 - 1:30No, no. I wanted to be Jasmine
on the magic carpet -
1:30 - 1:32with Aladdin.
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1:32 - 1:34Obviously, there's pre- and
post-lamp Aladdin. -
1:34 - 1:36'Cause post-lamp S, easy.
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1:36 - 1:38But, hey! What are we working with?
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1:38 - 1:40We got fez.
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1:40 - 1:41Monkey.
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1:41 - 1:44He would steal bread for you.
That's someone you can count on. -
1:44 - 1:46What would you give Aladdin?
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1:46 - 1:47[audience saying S] S?
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1:47 - 1:48Okay, okay.
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1:48 - 1:49We need to leave room for S.
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1:49 - 1:52Strong A for Aladdin, good start! Okay!
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1:52 - 1:53Next up, Tigger.
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1:53 - 1:55[audience laughing]
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1:55 - 1:57Wow! What- no!
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1:57 - 1:58No, no, no, no!
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1:58 - 1:59Oi, shut up!
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1:59 - 2:02There's- romantic.
This is just about young feelings- -
2:02 - 2:05I watched a lot of
Winnie-the-Pooh as a kid and -
2:05 - 2:07the Hundred Acre Wood is a scary place.
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2:07 - 2:09They got Heffalumps, Woozles, you know.
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2:09 - 2:12Some- rabbits.
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2:12 - 2:16And maybe it was my furry-awakening, we'll
never know. But let's think about it. -
2:16 - 2:19He's kind, he's positive, bouncy.
He's got a hard tail. -
2:19 - 2:21That's always quite enjoyable.
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2:21 - 2:22[audience murmuring]
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2:22 - 2:24Oi, I don't know what you're saying there.
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2:24 - 2:25What would you give Tigger?
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2:25 - 2:27[audience yelling letters]
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2:27 - 2:28C? Wow!
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2:29 - 2:30Kick him out!
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2:30 - 2:32No, that's fine.
I'll give him a B for bouncy. -
2:32 - 2:36Okay, next: Crash Bandicoot.
[audience yelling and laughing] -
2:36 - 2:38Wow! Uhm,
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2:38 - 2:42I thought this was a place of
acceptance? Hello? -
2:42 - 2:46Guys, he- it's anthro. Anthropomorphic.
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2:46 - 2:49He's wearing trousers.
He's not an animal, okay? -
2:49 - 2:51Okay, well no.
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2:51 - 2:54He is literally just a bandicoot,
isn't he? There's no other way. -
2:54 - 2:56Okay. [laughs]
But he's wearing shoes. -
2:56 - 2:58Dogs can't wear shoes.
[audience laughs] -
2:58 - 3:00No wait. Dogs can wear shoes and trousers.
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3:00 - 3:01Okay, no.
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3:01 - 3:03Bipedal, that's it!
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3:03 - 3:06If it stands on two legs, you can fuck it.
That's the rule. That's how it works. -
3:06 - 3:09No, that's how it works!
[laughs] -
3:09 - 3:13Dan Howell 2022: "You can fuck penguins".
That's what I'm saying. -
3:13 - 3:16[audience laughs]
Let's give him a B for bandicoot. -
3:16 - 3:19Okay, yes. My knight in shining armour.
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3:19 - 3:23When I was younger, I went to one of those
Renaissance fair-things. -
3:23 - 3:24Where they do
medieval re-enactment, -
3:24 - 3:26and they had a jousting display.
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3:26 - 3:30And I was there, I was like 11,
stood at the end of the field. -
3:30 - 3:32This guy finished an epic joust, you know.
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3:32 - 3:38He pulled off his helmet and
it was a teen boy with long, blond hair, -
3:38 - 3:40and he rode past me
with the helmet in his arm -
3:40 - 3:43and just looked at me with
his hair blowing in the wind. -
3:43 - 3:46And that is what turned me gay.
That moment. -
3:46 - 3:52Honestly, I was so spellbound that I
thought about him for months, for years. -
3:52 - 3:56But! How do we feel about the
'Knight in shining armour' trope? -
3:56 - 3:58Are we kinda over that? As a society?
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3:58 - 4:00We don't need them to save us!
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4:00 - 4:03Also, athletic.
No, definitely C. It's a C. -
4:03 - 4:05Next: Bradley from S Club.
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4:05 - 4:07[audience cheering]
Yeah. -
4:07 - 4:10If any Americans are watching this:
goated pop group, okay? -
4:10 - 4:11You had to be there.
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4:11 - 4:14Bradley, he can swing, apparently.
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4:14 - 4:16He can sing, breakdance. Act!
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4:16 - 4:18Quadri-dri-dripple threat.
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4:18 - 4:20What would you give Bradley from S Club?
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4:20 - 4:21[audience yelling S]
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4:21 - 4:23S? You g- You with the S? S! S!
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4:23 - 4:25Simp! That's S for simp! For all of you-
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4:25 - 4:28No, I mean, he's way too cool.
I'm a disgusting nerd. -
4:28 - 4:32It's not about him, it's about me,
and for me, it's a B. -
4:32 - 4:34[loud response from the audience]
Snape. -
4:34 - 4:40Haha. Mixed- A lot of people are like
"Heh" and a lot of people are like "Yeah!" -
4:41 - 4:43Not professor Snape.
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4:43 - 4:47Young, angsty Snape
from the Half-Blood Prince, okay? -
4:47 - 4:50You get me? Because when I read that,
I was angsty as fuck, okay? -
4:50 - 4:51You don't understand.
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4:51 - 4:56I was just thinking: "What if
I was at school with young Snape?" -
4:56 - 5:00This wasn't one of those situations where
I was like "He's so dark, I can save him." -
5:00 - 5:03No. If I was with him,
it would be toxic as fuck. -
5:03 - 5:05[audience laughing]
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5:05 - 5:07It would be a dark-
we would spiral dramatically, -
5:07 - 5:10I would become a Death Eater,
unironically. -
5:10 - 5:11It would be a complete disaster.
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5:11 - 5:14So I know you all like it,
but no, this is for me, -
5:14 - 5:15and it is a D.
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5:15 - 5:20Next, we have Ewan McGregor and
Nicole Kidman from Moulin Rouge. -
5:20 - 5:23Now, some boys said
"My favourite movie is Jurassic Park." -
5:23 - 5:25I was like "I like Moulin Rouge!"
Gay. -
5:25 - 5:26Gay!
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5:26 - 5:28Gay!!
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5:28 - 5:30Shoulda saw that coming, shouldn't I?
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5:30 - 5:32But this isn't Ewan McGregor
and Nicole Kidman, -
5:32 - 5:35'cause I know some lesbians here
will be like "Nicole!" -
5:36 - 5:38No, it's Satine and Christian.
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5:38 - 5:43Right, this guys, he was a mess! Okay.
No career prospects, he was useless. -
5:43 - 5:45Honestly, I'm gonna give him
a C for Christian. -
5:45 - 5:49And Satine, she had creepy
British men trying to kill her. -
5:49 - 5:52That would not be fun!
I'll give her a C for consumption. -
5:52 - 5:55Okay, next, we have Tidus!
[audience cheering] -
5:55 - 5:56Yeah? You know him?
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5:56 - 5:59He's the protagonist from
a game called Final Fantasy X. -
5:59 - 6:03He is a sportstar from another dimension
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6:03 - 6:06that was made to save the world.
Cringe, I know. -
6:06 - 6:11But, underwater football player and me?
I thought he was hot, but let's be honest: -
6:11 - 6:13he would bully me. He would.
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6:13 - 6:16If we went to school together,
he would be like "What is that?" -
6:17 - 6:21He would spit on me, I would cry
and I would still love him. -
6:21 - 6:23But, no, I don't think that's happening.
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6:23 - 6:25I'll give him a B for blitzball. And!
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6:25 - 6:27Wait, there was someone else in this game.
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6:27 - 6:31There was a character called Lulu who,
as you can see, -
6:31 - 6:36was literally the dream
big titty, goth girlfriend, okay? -
6:36 - 6:38And she was- she's called The Strap.
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6:38 - 6:42Like, you don't-
you can see about 15 of them in her dress. -
6:42 - 6:47I am confused by her to this day.
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6:47 - 6:51She could throw a fireball at me and
I would be like "Thank you. Do it again." -
6:51 - 6:56That is a strong S!
[audience cheering] -
6:56 - 6:59Not just pandering to the lesbians,
that is actually S. -
6:59 - 7:02But that wasn't it.
There was someone else in this game. -
7:02 - 7:05There was like a bodyguard for a summoner,
he was called Kimahri. -
7:05 - 7:07[audience laughing]
And- wait, wait! -
7:07 - 7:08Wait, I will bring you around, okay?
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7:08 - 7:13Because look at how guys was
introduced in the game. -
7:13 - 7:17[Kimahri growling]
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7:17 - 7:19[audience laughing]
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7:19 - 7:29[Kimahri growling]
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7:29 - 7:30Fuck yeah!
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7:30 - 7:32[audience laughing]
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7:32 - 7:35God, I'm so fucking hard right now.
That's amazing. -
7:36 - 7:39So I'll give him an A for furry-awakening!
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7:39 - 7:40Next, Troy Bolton-
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7:40 - 7:43[audience cheering]
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7:43 - 7:47Specifically, High School Musical 2.
They say- -
7:47 - 7:48[audience cheering]
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7:48 - 7:51You can't generalize-
there is no such thing as a gay test. -
7:51 - 7:52There is such thing as the gay test.
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7:52 - 7:55The test is, you ask someone what
their favourite HSM is. -
7:55 - 7:58If they say 1, straight.
If they say 2, gay. That's it. -
7:58 - 8:03Who's the best character? Gabriella?
No. Sharpay? Yes. -
8:03 - 8:04Also, correct.
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8:05 - 8:08But, mhm... Think about it. For me.
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8:08 - 8:10Again, would he really be my friend?
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8:10 - 8:13He wouldn't talk to me. I would just be
crying in the corner somewhere. -
8:13 - 8:18He plays golf, he wears polo-shirts.
We have nothing in common. -
8:18 - 8:19I- I'm just gonna give him a D-tier.
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8:19 - 8:24This isn't about him! It's about me.
D for 'Dan is depressed'. Next one. -
8:24 - 8:28The first boy that I ever had a crush on.
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8:28 - 8:33This was in my school. I was like 13, and
we were friends until one day I was like -
8:33 - 8:36"I want more from this."
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8:36 - 8:36He broke my heart.
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8:36 - 8:38I thought I was actually in love.
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8:38 - 8:41I thought I was in- I was in-
he was just the first person I knew, -
8:41 - 8:44and therefore I was like
"This must be love!" -
8:44 - 8:46If you don't know the story,
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8:46 - 8:50basically, he ghosted me for 3 years
and then later -
8:50 - 8:53I found out that he was actually gay
the whole time, but told everyone I knew -
8:53 - 8:56not to tell me, because I was cringe.
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8:56 - 9:01[audience laughs and reacts shocked]
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9:01 - 9:02True story.
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9:02 - 9:04People are saying F? Okay, wow.
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9:04 - 9:06Dan Howell Defence Forces.
[audience yells F] -
9:06 - 9:08Wow, wow, wow.
Wait, wait, wait. -
9:08 - 9:11We need to save F for
something truly degenerate, -
9:11 - 9:14you don't know how low this could go.
I'll put him in D. -
9:14 - 9:16I don't hate him, it's my fault.
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9:16 - 9:19Next, we have Keanu Reeves, okay.
[audience cheering] -
9:19 - 9:22Now this might be an overrated opinion,
but think about it. -
9:22 - 9:25He gave us Speed, he gave us Neo,
he was in Bill & Ted. -
9:25 - 9:27And he is nice, apparently.
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9:27 - 9:28What are we gonna give Keanu?
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9:28 - 9:30[audience yelling S]
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9:30 - 9:34You know what? Fuck yeah,
straight to S with Keanu Reeves. -
9:34 - 9:38And I will attempt to kick you in
the chin if you have a problem with that. -
9:38 - 9:39Gerard Way.
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9:39 - 9:43[audience cheering]
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9:43 - 9:47You have no idea
how fucking emo I was, okay? -
9:47 - 9:51Someone said S+,
we need a new tier for Gerard Way. -
9:51 - 9:55I was a mess when I was 14 and this guy,
he came out- -
9:55 - 9:59I was sat there with socks on my arm,
I was singing "I'm not okay" -
9:59 - 10:03into my fat CRT-monitor looking
on MySpace, his music saved my life. -
10:03 - 10:05He occasionally kissed boys.
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10:05 - 10:08And, he was a vision, but-
before you get too excited, -
10:08 - 10:10he's kinda short,
so I'll put him on the second shelf. -
10:10 - 10:12I'll give him an A!
I'll give him an A. -
10:12 - 10:15He can't reach S, he can't reach S,
it's fine. -
10:15 - 10:17charlieissocoollike.
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10:17 - 10:19[audience cheering]
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10:19 - 10:22If you don't know,
the OG British YouTuber. -
10:22 - 10:25I've been in love with him
for about 15 years. -
10:26 - 10:28He knows this.
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10:28 - 10:29[audience laughing]
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10:29 - 10:31Very clear- there is an
open invitation there. -
10:31 - 10:34If he wants to just get married
and just go off somewhere in Canada. -
10:34 - 10:36Hi, I'll get on a flight anytime.
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10:36 - 10:37But!
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10:37 - 10:38Think about it.
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10:38 - 10:42This is the guy that made
the video "I'm Scared", -
10:42 - 10:45that made me such a neurotic fuck
on YouTube, okay? -
10:45 - 10:50He is so reclusive that
if me and him got together, -
10:50 - 10:51we'd fucking fade out of existence.
-
10:51 - 10:53[audience laughing]
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10:53 - 10:56We'd kiss and then just go "Buuuh"
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10:56 - 10:59We'd get Thanos-ed instantly.
So nothing personal, -
10:59 - 11:02it's a C because some people are
just not meant to be, okay? -
11:02 - 11:03Evan Peters.
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11:03 - 11:05[audience cheering]
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11:05 - 11:07We could just do as a person,
but this is a gay thing, -
11:07 - 11:09so we're gonna do every
character from AHS. -
11:09 - 11:12Okay. I know you had your
Hot Topic moment, but F. -
11:12 - 11:14Okay, Asylum B for buts.
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11:14 - 11:16Coven C for corpse.
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11:16 - 11:18Freak Show, if you know,
you know, A. -
11:18 - 11:21Hotel? Nah, that's gonna be a D.
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11:21 - 11:22Roanoke? C.
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11:22 - 11:24And then that- F+.
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11:24 - 11:27Right, but Evan himself,
what are we thinking? -
11:27 - 11:29[audience yelling S]
-
11:29 - 11:32Beautiful eruptions of parseltongue
from the audience tonight. -
11:32 - 11:36J. K. Rowling would be so offended to see
what her fans have done with the place. -
11:36 - 11:37It's an S.
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11:37 - 11:39Okay, see. This is going well.
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11:39 - 11:41I thought I lost you
with the weird ones there, -
11:41 - 11:43but we brought it back.
Zabivaka. -
11:43 - 11:46[audience laughing]
-
11:49 - 11:52If you don't know,
this was Russia's attempt -
11:52 - 11:57at making a non-gay mascot for
their FIFA World Cup in 2018. -
11:57 - 12:00And the moment they released this
heterosexual mascot, -
12:00 - 12:02you know what
the artists did on the internet? -
12:02 - 12:04[audience laughing]
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12:04 - 12:07Oh yeah, they did. [laughs]
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12:07 - 12:11Okay, the-
there is a lot going on with that. -
12:11 - 12:13We do not have time to unpack this.
-
12:14 - 12:17And clearly he's packing something
else on that one on the left there. -
12:18 - 12:20uwu, what's this? I've noticed something.
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12:21 - 12:25But, as amazingly erotic as he is,
he's a football mascot. -
12:25 - 12:27I'll give him a B for balls.
It's only fair enough. -
12:27 - 12:30Right, Manny Jacinto.
Do you know who he is? -
12:30 - 12:31Yeah, from The Good Place.
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12:31 - 12:35There are some people in life
that are just disgusting, -
12:35 - 12:39because they are so perfect,
it makes you feel like a slug. -
12:39 - 12:42Just a disgusting, worthless slime
everytime- -
12:42 - 12:44And that's him, okay?
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12:44 - 12:46He can dance, he can act.
He has jawbones -
12:46 - 12:49that could cut the universe in half
and destroy instantly any moment. -
12:49 - 12:50What are we thinking?
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12:50 - 12:52[audience yelling S]
S? -
12:52 - 12:53Maybe- but, for me,
is that co-? -
12:53 - 12:55No, I'm gonna give him.
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12:55 - 12:57I- I'll give him an A.
That's good, it's good. -
12:57 - 12:59The red M&M.
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12:59 - 13:01[audience replying]
-
13:01 - 13:02You don't see it?
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13:02 - 13:04You don't see- the green one?
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13:04 - 13:06[audience talking]
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13:06 - 13:07Wow, wow.
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13:07 - 13:11So you're like "Dan, the red M&M? No, no.
The green one? Hell yeah!" -
13:11 - 13:12[audience laughing]
Hell yeah. -
13:12 - 13:15Do you not see there's a certain arrogance
that's kinda hot? -
13:15 - 13:19You kinda- you just wanna be like
shouted at by the red M&M sometimes. -
13:19 - 13:20Just me?
-
13:20 - 13:23Also, did they eat M&M's in
the adverts for M&M's? -
13:23 - 13:24Are they cannibals?
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13:24 - 13:26[audience says yes]
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13:26 - 13:28I also feel like he probably voted
for Trump. -
13:28 - 13:29I don't know, I gain that energy.
-
13:29 - 13:31Is- is this as bad as it gets?
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13:31 - 13:32I'm feeling- okay, fine.
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13:32 - 13:38We have our first F, people!
Get the fuck down there, red M&M! -
13:38 - 13:41Okay, but no more weird ones, I promise.
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13:41 - 13:42The AstraZeneca logo.
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13:42 - 13:44[audience laughing]
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13:44 - 13:45Just me?
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13:45 - 13:47[audience says yes]
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13:47 - 13:52Wow, do you not see the
inherent sexual energy of the AstraZeneca? -
13:52 - 13:55That is clearly a man assuming
some kind of position. -
13:57 - 14:00No? I was watching these new
and I was like -
14:00 - 14:02"Damn, I need to go to the other room-"
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14:02 - 14:04Well, you know.
This is about me, not you. -
14:04 - 14:06I'm feeling very
homophobicly attacked. -
14:06 - 14:08That is an A for me, I'm just gonna say.
-
14:08 - 14:14And now we have a category which is
about a philosophical question, which is -
14:14 - 14:19if you had a clone of yourself
in front of you, would you fuck? -
14:19 - 14:20[audience saying yes]
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14:20 - 14:23[laughs] One no and all people like
"Yes, I've thought about this!" -
14:23 - 14:24It's good.
-
14:24 - 14:28Uhm, so, I present a trio of people
that have regularly been compared to me: -
14:28 - 14:32Anthony Padilla, Liam Payne
and Wilbur Soot. -
14:33 - 14:35So, first up is Anthony.
-
14:35 - 14:37Not to be weird,
Anthony Padilla is sat right there. -
14:37 - 14:41Uhm... Hi.
Anthony, this is not weird! -
14:42 - 14:44This is not about you,
this is about me, okay? -
14:44 - 14:47So this is- don't- this is not weird.
We're being objective. -
14:47 - 14:49Let's think about it.
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14:49 - 14:50[audience laughing]
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14:50 - 14:54Right, talented. Succesfull.
Yeah, but like, Anthony, -
14:54 - 14:56he does exercise.
What the fuck? -
14:56 - 14:58[audience laughing]
-
14:58 - 15:01Also, we have the same hair and instead
of desperately trying to cover it up, -
15:01 - 15:05he's embraced the curls and has
done something with it successfully? -
15:05 - 15:07[audience cheering]
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15:07 - 15:11So, Anthony is basically just
the genetically superior version of me. -
15:11 - 15:14Uh, you know. What are we-
Are we compatible? -
15:14 - 15:16What did we do the last time we hung out?
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15:16 - 15:18We ate burritos and got high,
do you remember? -
15:19 - 15:21- [Anthony] I actually forgot]
- It wasn't gay. -
15:22 - 15:25Let's give Anthony an A.
Good for you, Anthony! -
15:25 - 15:29[audience cheering]
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15:29 - 15:30He did it! He did it.
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15:30 - 15:32Sit down, sit down, thank you.
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15:32 - 15:35A for ally.
No, uhm. -
15:36 - 15:38Liam Payne, how do we feel?
-
15:38 - 15:41[audience yelling and booing]
-
15:41 - 15:45Y'all motherfuckers are trying
to drag me into some mess right now, -
15:45 - 15:47you're trying to get me
killed in the streets? -
15:47 - 15:51Okay, no! I'm just doing this
because people said we kinda look similar. -
15:51 - 15:53Look, we all have bad weeks, okay?
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15:53 - 15:56If he pushed me up against the wall
and said he'd break my hand, -
15:56 - 15:57I'd be like "Okay Liam!"
-
15:57 - 15:59[audience laughing]
-
15:59 - 16:02"You can break my other hand and my leg
and I'm okay with that!" -
16:02 - 16:05Bu- let's put him in D tier, moving on.
-
16:05 - 16:07Wilbur Soot, okay, yeah.
-
16:07 - 16:10Very popular right now,
got the whole Minecraft thing going. -
16:10 - 16:13Also music, very talented.
-
16:13 - 16:16But, are we compatible?
I don't play Minecraft -
16:16 - 16:18and that's like 90% of the iceberg,
isn't it? -
16:19 - 16:23I don't wanna start drama with the
equally terrifying Minecraft-community -
16:23 - 16:25I'll give him a B for block!
There we go, okay. -
16:27 - 16:29And lastly,
I need you to support me on this -
16:29 - 16:30'cause this is the end, okay?
-
16:30 - 16:33So no matter what I say,
you have to support me, -
16:33 - 16:37because this is about me being
valid at the end of pride month. -
16:37 - 16:37Okay, Mr. Pringle.
-
16:37 - 16:39[audience react]
-
16:39 - 16:40No! No, sh- okay!
-
16:40 - 16:42I have had it with you people!
-
16:42 - 16:45You do not get to sit there and judge me!
-
16:45 - 16:46This is a safe space for me.
-
16:46 - 16:50I would explore his tube and
there is nothing that you can do about it. -
16:50 - 16:52[audience react shocked]
-
16:52 - 16:54Watch me fucking leave 'cause you're a b-
-
16:54 - 16:57His mustache would tickle you
in all the right places. -
16:57 - 16:58[audience react shocked]
-
16:58 - 17:02And also, free Pringles,
it's a fucking S, I don't care! -
17:02 - 17:03I don't care!
-
17:03 - 17:04That's the S.
-
17:04 - 17:07This is authentically me,
whether you like it or not. -
17:07 - 17:10And I bet you regret coming here,
but it's too late. -
17:10 - 17:13You have enabled me,
you have created a monster -
17:13 - 17:16and now I am once more
released into the world. -
17:16 - 17:18I am Dan and I am now free.
-
17:18 - 17:20This is your problem.
Okay, bye! -
17:20 - 17:27[audience cheering]
-
17:27 - 17:30I apologise for nothing!
-
17:30 - 17:53[ominous music]
- Title:
- Dan's Gay Crushes ULTIMATE TIER LIST
- Description:
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A journey from my first romantic feels to my current degenerate fantasies ..but who am I really compatible with?
COME AND SEE ME LIVE ON TOUR - http://danielhowell.comDan Live at Soho Theatre: https://www.youtube.com/sohotheatre
In support of Mermaids: https://mermaidsuk.org.uk/Watch the full show playlist here! https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLiQLHIX71KtpnrrNV4OgePMVkUtZ_1COt
Twitter: http://twitter.com/danielhowell
IG: http://instagram.com/danielhowell
Merch: http://shop.danielhowell.comShoutout to Anthony I'm sorry: https://www.youtube.com/user/AnthonyPadilla
Captions: https://amara.org/en/videos/hbMzcc7OZLNt/info/dans-gay-crushes-ultimate-tier-list/?team= thank you!
- Video Language:
- English
- Duration:
- 17:53
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