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Conan & Flula Borg Visit A Nude Beach - CONAN on TBS

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    (waltz music)
    (audience clapping)
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    The Germans are famously
    comfortable with nudity.
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    They don't think it's a
    big deal and they love
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    nude beaches.
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    I was very surprised to
    find that just outside
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    downtown Berlin, near a
    canal, there is a nude beach.
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    I wanted to explore it
    so I took along my guide
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    Flula.
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    Hello, how are you?
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    (audience cheering and clapping)
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    I'm doing very well.
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    When I called you and
    said, would you join me?
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    I didn't even say I was
    going to a nude beach.
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    Yeah, I know.
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    (male in audience laughs)
    Are you naked a lot?
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    'Cause the Germans are very
    comfortable with nudity.
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    We don't enjoy clothing.
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    Like if it is not required,
    like at a library,
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    or perhaps a supermarket, booties are out,
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    cleavages, let those fly
    around like free birds.
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    (audience laughs)
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    Okay, this is the first time
    I've been to a nude beach.
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    Yes.
    How do you feel?
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    It's a little strange I have to say.
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    You look around and a lot of
    men walking, and they have
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    their, what do the Germans call it?
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    Penis.
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    (audience laughs)
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    Is that what, did you mean that?
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    Always good to learn a new language.
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    (man in audience laughs)
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    I mean, look, you turn right
    there and there's a man's ass,
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    we're looking right into that man's
    ass and it's, you know, like.
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    Have you not seen a
    man's anus before, I mean?
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    I have seen it yes.
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    There's another one.
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    Okay.
    (audience laughs and claps)
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    I love what you're wearing.
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    You're always wearing
    the sneakers are great.
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    Thank you.
    Yeah, to protect.
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    To protect, and you have
    your trusty little fanny pack.
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    Yeah.
    What do you have,
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    what do you keep in there?
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    I have a snack for you Conan.
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    You have a snack?
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    (audience laughs)
    I have some schnitzel's.
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    Schnitzel's, what are they?
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    Schnitzel.
    What is it?
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    It's gluten free.
    (schnitzel's crunching)
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    You just bite it.
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    Mm hmm.
    Mmm!
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    Mm hmm.
    I went to the nude beach,
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    met a man, and bit into his schnitzel.
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    Is that what you say?
    (audience laughs)
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    Yeah, because we just did that.
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    (audience laughs)
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    Mine had two meanings.
    (audience clapping)
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    What was it, what do you mean?
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    Well it could also be like the penis.
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    You know the schnitzel.
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    This is, no, penis is not gluten free.
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    (audience laughs)
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    The guy back there, he
    looks a lot like Sting.
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    Perhaps it is Sting, Sting loves Berlin!
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    He loves Berlin and he
    probably comes here all the time.
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    Yeah, yes!
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    Sending an SOS and the
    massages in the bottles.
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    Message.
    Hm?
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    Nothing.
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    Hello, how are you?
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    Good and you?
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    I'm good, what is your name?
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    Tobias.
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    Tobias would you like a snack?
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    Would you like a little,
    Yes, of course.
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    yeah, schnitzel.
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    There you go.
    Schnitzel.
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    [Flula] Schnitzel.
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    Oh, thank you very much.
    [Flula] Yeah.
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    This is normal, very
    natural in Germany right?
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    This is not normal for me.
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    I'm not happy when I'm nude.
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    You're born without clothes though.
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    Yes, actually I was born with clothes.
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    (audience laughs)
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    Convinced I was.
Title:
Conan & Flula Borg Visit A Nude Beach - CONAN on TBS
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The Germans love to let it all hang out and Flula is no exception. But Conan prefers to keep things under wraps.

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Video Language:
English
Duration:
02:39

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