1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,491 (waltz music) (audience clapping) 2 00:00:03,491 --> 00:00:06,474 The Germans are famously comfortable with nudity. 3 00:00:06,474 --> 00:00:07,770 They don't think it's a big deal and they love 4 00:00:07,077 --> 00:00:07,910 nude beaches. 5 00:00:08,603 --> 00:00:10,777 I was very surprised to find that just outside 6 00:00:10,777 --> 00:00:13,833 downtown Berlin, near a canal, there is a nude beach. 7 00:00:14,337 --> 00:00:18,418 I wanted to explore it so I took along my guide 8 00:00:18,418 --> 00:00:19,327 Flula. 9 00:00:19,327 --> 00:00:20,278 Hello, how are you? 10 00:00:20,278 --> 00:00:21,111 (audience cheering and clapping) 11 00:00:21,111 --> 00:00:23,164 I'm doing very well. 12 00:00:23,641 --> 00:00:26,637 When I called you and said, would you join me? 13 00:00:26,637 --> 00:00:28,628 I didn't even say I was going to a nude beach. 14 00:00:28,628 --> 00:00:29,697 Yeah, I know. 15 00:00:29,697 --> 00:00:31,438 (male in audience laughs) Are you naked a lot? 16 00:00:31,438 --> 00:00:32,996 'Cause the Germans are very comfortable with nudity. 17 00:00:32,996 --> 00:00:34,078 We don't enjoy clothing. 18 00:00:34,078 --> 00:00:36,056 Like if it is not required, like at a library, 19 00:00:36,056 --> 00:00:38,112 or perhaps a supermarket, booties are out, 20 00:00:38,112 --> 00:00:40,713 cleavages, let those fly around like free birds. 21 00:00:40,713 --> 00:00:41,546 (audience laughs) 22 00:00:41,546 --> 00:00:43,569 Okay, this is the first time I've been to a nude beach. 23 00:00:43,569 --> 00:00:45,041 Yes. How do you feel? 24 00:00:45,041 --> 00:00:46,546 It's a little strange I have to say. 25 00:00:46,546 --> 00:00:49,561 You look around and a lot of men walking, and they have 26 00:00:49,561 --> 00:00:50,987 their, what do the Germans call it? 27 00:00:50,987 --> 00:00:52,043 Penis. 28 00:00:52,043 --> 00:00:53,065 (audience laughs) 29 00:00:53,065 --> 00:00:54,609 Is that what, did you mean that? 30 00:00:54,634 --> 00:00:55,949 Always good to learn a new language. 31 00:00:55,984 --> 00:00:56,817 (man in audience laughs) 32 00:00:56,817 --> 00:00:58,751 I mean, look, you turn right there and there's a man's ass, 33 00:00:58,751 --> 00:01:02,152 we're looking right into that man's ass and it's, you know, like. 34 00:01:02,152 --> 00:01:04,619 Have you not seen a man's anus before, I mean? 35 00:01:04,619 --> 00:01:06,427 I have seen it yes. 36 00:01:06,427 --> 00:01:07,356 There's another one. 37 00:01:07,356 --> 00:01:08,775 Okay. (audience laughs and claps) 38 00:01:08,775 --> 00:01:09,863 I love what you're wearing. 39 00:01:09,863 --> 00:01:11,525 You're always wearing the sneakers are great. 40 00:01:11,525 --> 00:01:12,554 Thank you. Yeah, to protect. 41 00:01:12,815 --> 00:01:16,312 To protect, and you have your trusty little fanny pack. 42 00:01:16,312 --> 00:01:17,240 Yeah. What do you have, 43 00:01:17,024 --> 00:01:18,165 what do you keep in there? 44 00:01:18,381 --> 00:01:19,682 I have a snack for you Conan. 45 00:01:19,682 --> 00:01:20,670 You have a snack? 46 00:01:20,067 --> 00:01:21,303 (audience laughs) I have some schnitzel's. 47 00:01:21,906 --> 00:01:22,002 Schnitzel's, what are they? 48 00:01:22,866 --> 00:01:22,959 Schnitzel. What is it? 49 00:01:23,796 --> 00:01:26,463 It's gluten free. (schnitzel's crunching) 50 00:01:26,463 --> 00:01:27,296 You just bite it. 51 00:01:27,296 --> 00:01:28,323 Mm hmm. Mmm! 52 00:01:28,566 --> 00:01:30,232 Mm hmm. I went to the nude beach, 53 00:01:30,232 --> 00:01:32,148 met a man, and bit into his schnitzel. 54 00:01:32,148 --> 00:01:33,356 Is that what you say? (audience laughs) 55 00:01:33,356 --> 00:01:34,857 Yeah, because we just did that. 56 00:01:34,857 --> 00:01:36,241 (audience laughs) 57 00:01:36,241 --> 00:01:37,574 Mine had two meanings. (audience clapping) 58 00:01:37,574 --> 00:01:39,101 What was it, what do you mean? 59 00:01:39,101 --> 00:01:40,460 Well it could also be like the penis. 60 00:01:40,046 --> 00:01:41,080 You know the schnitzel. 61 00:01:41,494 --> 00:01:44,521 This is, no, penis is not gluten free. 62 00:01:44,764 --> 00:01:47,482 (audience laughs) 63 00:01:47,482 --> 00:01:49,711 The guy back there, he looks a lot like Sting. 64 00:01:49,711 --> 00:01:52,026 Perhaps it is Sting, Sting loves Berlin! 65 00:01:52,026 --> 00:01:53,927 He loves Berlin and he probably comes here all the time. 66 00:01:53,927 --> 00:01:54,760 Yeah, yes! 67 00:01:54,076 --> 00:01:57,188 Sending an SOS and the massages in the bottles. 68 00:01:57,872 --> 00:01:59,205 Message. Hm? 69 00:01:59,205 --> 00:02:00,148 Nothing. 70 00:02:00,148 --> 00:02:01,234 Hello, how are you? 71 00:02:02,008 --> 00:02:03,021 Good and you? 72 00:02:03,021 --> 00:02:04,293 I'm good, what is your name? 73 00:02:04,293 --> 00:02:05,126 Tobias. 74 00:02:05,126 --> 00:02:06,955 Tobias would you like a snack? 75 00:02:06,955 --> 00:02:08,027 Would you like a little, Yes, of course. 76 00:02:08,027 --> 00:02:09,197 yeah, schnitzel. 77 00:02:09,197 --> 00:02:10,030 There you go. Schnitzel. 78 00:02:10,002 --> 00:02:10,975 [Flula] Schnitzel. 79 00:02:11,002 --> 00:02:12,678 Oh, thank you very much. [Flula] Yeah. 80 00:02:12,678 --> 00:02:16,311 This is normal, very natural in Germany right? 81 00:02:16,311 --> 00:02:17,416 This is not normal for me. 82 00:02:17,416 --> 00:02:19,817 I'm not happy when I'm nude. 83 00:02:19,817 --> 00:02:21,356 You're born without clothes though. 84 00:02:21,356 --> 00:02:23,740 Yes, actually I was born with clothes. 85 00:02:23,074 --> 00:02:23,907 (audience laughs) 86 00:02:24,573 --> 00:02:25,906 Convinced I was.