WEBVTT 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:03.491 (waltz music) (audience clapping) 00:00:03.491 --> 00:00:06.474 The Germans are famously comfortable with nudity. 00:00:06.474 --> 00:00:07.770 They don't think it's a big deal and they love 00:00:07.077 --> 00:00:07.910 nude beaches. 00:00:08.603 --> 00:00:10.777 I was very surprised to find that just outside 00:00:10.777 --> 00:00:13.833 downtown Berlin, near a canal, there is a nude beach. 00:00:14.337 --> 00:00:18.418 I wanted to explore it so I took along my guide 00:00:18.418 --> 00:00:19.327 Flula. 00:00:19.327 --> 00:00:20.278 Hello, how are you? 00:00:20.278 --> 00:00:21.111 (audience cheering and clapping) 00:00:21.111 --> 00:00:23.164 I'm doing very well. 00:00:23.641 --> 00:00:26.637 When I called you and said, would you join me? 00:00:26.637 --> 00:00:28.628 I didn't even say I was going to a nude beach. 00:00:28.628 --> 00:00:29.697 Yeah, I know. 00:00:29.697 --> 00:00:31.438 (male in audience laughs) Are you naked a lot? 00:00:31.438 --> 00:00:32.996 'Cause the Germans are very comfortable with nudity. 00:00:32.996 --> 00:00:34.078 We don't enjoy clothing. 00:00:34.078 --> 00:00:36.056 Like if it is not required, like at a library, 00:00:36.056 --> 00:00:38.112 or perhaps a supermarket, booties are out, 00:00:38.112 --> 00:00:40.713 cleavages, let those fly around like free birds. 00:00:40.713 --> 00:00:41.546 (audience laughs) 00:00:41.546 --> 00:00:43.569 Okay, this is the first time I've been to a nude beach. 00:00:43.569 --> 00:00:45.041 Yes. How do you feel? 00:00:45.041 --> 00:00:46.546 It's a little strange I have to say. 00:00:46.546 --> 00:00:49.561 You look around and a lot of men walking, and they have 00:00:49.561 --> 00:00:50.987 their, what do the Germans call it? 00:00:50.987 --> 00:00:52.043 Penis. 00:00:52.043 --> 00:00:53.065 (audience laughs) 00:00:53.065 --> 00:00:54.609 Is that what, did you mean that? 00:00:54.634 --> 00:00:55.949 Always good to learn a new language. 00:00:55.984 --> 00:00:56.817 (man in audience laughs) 00:00:56.817 --> 00:00:58.751 I mean, look, you turn right there and there's a man's ass, 00:00:58.751 --> 00:01:02.152 we're looking right into that man's ass and it's, you know, like. 00:01:02.152 --> 00:01:04.619 Have you not seen a man's anus before, I mean? 00:01:04.619 --> 00:01:06.427 I have seen it yes. 00:01:06.427 --> 00:01:07.356 There's another one. 00:01:07.356 --> 00:01:08.775 Okay. (audience laughs and claps) 00:01:08.775 --> 00:01:09.863 I love what you're wearing. 00:01:09.863 --> 00:01:11.525 You're always wearing the sneakers are great. 00:01:11.525 --> 00:01:12.554 Thank you. Yeah, to protect. 00:01:12.815 --> 00:01:16.312 To protect, and you have your trusty little fanny pack. 00:01:16.312 --> 00:01:17.240 Yeah. What do you have, 00:01:17.024 --> 00:01:18.165 what do you keep in there? 00:01:18.381 --> 00:01:19.682 I have a snack for you Conan. 00:01:19.682 --> 00:01:20.670 You have a snack? 00:01:20.067 --> 00:01:21.303 (audience laughs) I have some schnitzel's. 00:01:21.906 --> 00:01:22.002 Schnitzel's, what are they? 00:01:22.866 --> 00:01:22.959 Schnitzel. What is it? 00:01:23.796 --> 00:01:26.463 It's gluten free. (schnitzel's crunching) 00:01:26.463 --> 00:01:27.296 You just bite it. 00:01:27.296 --> 00:01:28.323 Mm hmm. Mmm! 00:01:28.566 --> 00:01:30.232 Mm hmm. I went to the nude beach, 00:01:30.232 --> 00:01:32.148 met a man, and bit into his schnitzel. 00:01:32.148 --> 00:01:33.356 Is that what you say? (audience laughs) 00:01:33.356 --> 00:01:34.857 Yeah, because we just did that. 00:01:34.857 --> 00:01:36.241 (audience laughs) 00:01:36.241 --> 00:01:37.574 Mine had two meanings. (audience clapping) 00:01:37.574 --> 00:01:39.101 What was it, what do you mean? 00:01:39.101 --> 00:01:40.460 Well it could also be like the penis. 00:01:40.046 --> 00:01:41.080 You know the schnitzel. 00:01:41.494 --> 00:01:44.521 This is, no, penis is not gluten free. 00:01:44.764 --> 00:01:47.482 (audience laughs) 00:01:47.482 --> 00:01:49.711 The guy back there, he looks a lot like Sting. 00:01:49.711 --> 00:01:52.026 Perhaps it is Sting, Sting loves Berlin! 00:01:52.026 --> 00:01:53.927 He loves Berlin and he probably comes here all the time. 00:01:53.927 --> 00:01:54.760 Yeah, yes! 00:01:54.076 --> 00:01:57.188 Sending an SOS and the massages in the bottles. 00:01:57.872 --> 00:01:59.205 Message. Hm? 00:01:59.205 --> 00:02:00.148 Nothing. 00:02:00.148 --> 00:02:01.234 Hello, how are you? 00:02:02.008 --> 00:02:03.021 Good and you? 00:02:03.021 --> 00:02:04.293 I'm good, what is your name? 00:02:04.293 --> 00:02:05.126 Tobias. 00:02:05.126 --> 00:02:06.955 Tobias would you like a snack? 00:02:06.955 --> 00:02:08.027 Would you like a little, Yes, of course. 00:02:08.027 --> 00:02:09.197 yeah, schnitzel. 00:02:09.197 --> 00:02:10.030 There you go. Schnitzel. 00:02:10.002 --> 00:02:10.975 [Flula] Schnitzel. 00:02:11.002 --> 00:02:12.678 Oh, thank you very much. [Flula] Yeah. 00:02:12.678 --> 00:02:16.311 This is normal, very natural in Germany right? 00:02:16.311 --> 00:02:17.416 This is not normal for me. 00:02:17.416 --> 00:02:19.817 I'm not happy when I'm nude. 00:02:19.817 --> 00:02:21.356 You're born without clothes though. 00:02:21.356 --> 00:02:23.740 Yes, actually I was born with clothes. 00:02:23.074 --> 00:02:23.907 (audience laughs) 00:02:24.573 --> 00:02:25.906 Convinced I was.