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Format: Layer, Start, End, Style, Name, MarginL, MarginR, MarginV, Effect, Text
Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.00,0:00:03.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(waltz music)\N(audience clapping)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:03.49,0:00:06.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The Germans are famously\Ncomfortable with nudity.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:06.47,0:00:07.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They don't think it's a\Nbig deal and they love
Dialogue: 0,0:00:07.08,0:00:07.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,nude beaches.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:08.60,0:00:10.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I was very surprised to\Nfind that just outside
Dialogue: 0,0:00:10.78,0:00:13.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,downtown Berlin, near a\Ncanal, there is a nude beach.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.34,0:00:18.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I wanted to explore it\Nso I took along my guide
Dialogue: 0,0:00:18.42,0:00:19.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Flula.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:19.33,0:00:20.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hello, how are you?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:20.28,0:00:21.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(audience cheering and clapping)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.11,0:00:23.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm doing very well.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:23.64,0:00:26.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,When I called you and\Nsaid, would you join me?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:26.64,0:00:28.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I didn't even say I was\Ngoing to a nude beach.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:28.63,0:00:29.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, I know.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:29.70,0:00:31.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(male in audience laughs)\NAre you naked a lot?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:31.44,0:00:32.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,'Cause the Germans are very\Ncomfortable with nudity.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:32.100,0:00:34.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We don't enjoy clothing.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:34.08,0:00:36.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Like if it is not required,\Nlike at a library,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:36.06,0:00:38.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,or perhaps a supermarket, booties are out,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:38.11,0:00:40.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,cleavages, let those fly\Naround like free birds.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:40.71,0:00:41.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(audience laughs)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:41.55,0:00:43.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, this is the first time\NI've been to a nude beach.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:43.57,0:00:45.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes.\NHow do you feel?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:45.04,0:00:46.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's a little strange I have to say.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.55,0:00:49.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You look around and a lot of\Nmen walking, and they have
Dialogue: 0,0:00:49.56,0:00:50.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,their, what do the Germans call it?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:50.99,0:00:52.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Penis.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:52.04,0:00:53.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(audience laughs)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:53.06,0:00:54.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Is that what, did you mean that?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:54.63,0:00:55.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Always good to learn a new language.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.98,0:00:56.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(man in audience laughs)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:56.82,0:00:58.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I mean, look, you turn right\Nthere and there's a man's ass,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.75,0:01:02.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we're looking right into that man's\Nass and it's, you know, like.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:02.15,0:01:04.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Have you not seen a\Nman's anus before, I mean?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:04.62,0:01:06.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I have seen it yes.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.43,0:01:07.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There's another one.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:07.36,0:01:08.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay.\N(audience laughs and claps)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:08.78,0:01:09.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I love what you're wearing.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:09.86,0:01:11.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're always wearing\Nthe sneakers are great.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:11.52,0:01:12.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thank you.\NYeah, to protect.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:12.82,0:01:16.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,To protect, and you have\Nyour trusty little fanny pack.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:16.31,0:01:17.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah.\NWhat do you have,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:17.02,0:01:18.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,what do you keep in there?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:18.38,0:01:19.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I have a snack for you Conan.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:19.68,0:01:20.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You have a snack?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:20.07,0:01:21.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(audience laughs)\NI have some schnitzel's.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:21.91,0:01:22.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Schnitzel's, what are they?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:22.87,0:01:22.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Schnitzel.\NWhat is it?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.80,0:01:26.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's gluten free.\N(schnitzel's crunching)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:26.46,0:01:27.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You just bite it.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:27.30,0:01:28.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Mm hmm.\NMmm!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:28.57,0:01:30.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Mm hmm.\NI went to the nude beach,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:30.23,0:01:32.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,met a man, and bit into his schnitzel.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:32.15,0:01:33.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Is that what you say?\N(audience laughs)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:33.36,0:01:34.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, because we just did that.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:34.86,0:01:36.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(audience laughs)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:36.24,0:01:37.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Mine had two meanings.\N(audience clapping)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:37.57,0:01:39.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What was it, what do you mean?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:39.10,0:01:40.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well it could also be like the penis.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:40.05,0:01:41.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know the schnitzel.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:41.49,0:01:44.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is, no, penis is not gluten free.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:44.76,0:01:47.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(audience laughs)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:47.48,0:01:49.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The guy back there, he\Nlooks a lot like Sting.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:49.71,0:01:52.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Perhaps it is Sting, Sting loves Berlin!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:52.03,0:01:53.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He loves Berlin and he\Nprobably comes here all the time.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:53.93,0:01:54.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, yes!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:54.08,0:01:57.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sending an SOS and the\Nmassages in the bottles.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:57.87,0:01:59.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Message.\NHm?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:59.20,0:02:00.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nothing.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:00.15,0:02:01.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hello, how are you?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:02.01,0:02:03.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Good and you?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:03.02,0:02:04.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm good, what is your name?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:04.29,0:02:05.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Tobias.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:05.13,0:02:06.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Tobias would you like a snack?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:06.96,0:02:08.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Would you like a little,\NYes, of course.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:08.03,0:02:09.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,yeah, schnitzel.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:09.20,0:02:10.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There you go.\NSchnitzel.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:10.00,0:02:10.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Flula] Schnitzel.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:11.00,0:02:12.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, thank you very much.\N[Flula] Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:12.68,0:02:16.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is normal, very\Nnatural in Germany right?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:16.31,0:02:17.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is not normal for me.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:17.42,0:02:19.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm not happy when I'm nude.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:19.82,0:02:21.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're born without clothes though.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:21.36,0:02:23.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes, actually I was born with clothes.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:23.07,0:02:23.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(audience laughs)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:24.57,0:02:25.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Convinced I was.