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(waltz music)[br](audience clapping)

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The Germans are famously[br]comfortable with nudity.

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They don't think it's a[br]big deal and they love

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nude beaches.

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I was very surprised to[br]find that just outside

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downtown Berlin, near a[br]canal, there is a nude beach.

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I wanted to explore it[br]so I took along my guide

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Flula.

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Hello, how are you?

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(audience cheering and clapping)

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I'm doing very well.

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When I called you and[br]said, would you join me?

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I didn't even say I was[br]going to a nude beach.

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Yeah, I know.

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(male in audience laughs)[br]Are you naked a lot?

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'Cause the Germans are very[br]comfortable with nudity.

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We don't enjoy clothing.

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Like if it is not required,[br]like at a library,

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or perhaps a supermarket, booties are out,

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cleavages, let those fly[br]around like free birds.

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(audience laughs)

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Okay, this is the first time[br]I've been to a nude beach.

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Yes.[br]How do you feel?

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It's a little strange I have to say.

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You look around and a lot of[br]men walking, and they have

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their, what do the Germans call it?

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Penis.

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(audience laughs)

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Is that what, did you mean that?

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Always good to learn a new language.

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(man in audience laughs)

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I mean, look, you turn right[br]there and there's a man's ass,

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we're looking right into that man's[br]ass and it's, you know, like.

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Have you not seen a[br]man's anus before, I mean?

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I have seen it yes.

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There's another one.

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Okay.[br](audience laughs and claps)

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I love what you're wearing.

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You're always wearing[br]the sneakers are great.

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Thank you.[br]Yeah, to protect.

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To protect, and you have[br]your trusty little fanny pack.

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Yeah.[br]What do you have,

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what do you keep in there?

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I have a snack for you Conan.

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You have a snack?

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(audience laughs)[br]I have some schnitzel's.

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Schnitzel's, what are they?

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Schnitzel.[br]What is it?

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It's gluten free.[br](schnitzel's crunching)

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You just bite it.

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Mm hmm.[br]Mmm!

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Mm hmm.[br]I went to the nude beach,

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met a man, and bit into his schnitzel.

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Is that what you say?[br](audience laughs)

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Yeah, because we just did that.

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(audience laughs)

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Mine had two meanings.[br](audience clapping)

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What was it, what do you mean?

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Well it could also be like the penis.

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You know the schnitzel.

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This is, no, penis is not gluten free.

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(audience laughs)

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The guy back there, he[br]looks a lot like Sting.

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Perhaps it is Sting, Sting loves Berlin!

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He loves Berlin and he[br]probably comes here all the time.

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Yeah, yes!

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Sending an SOS and the[br]massages in the bottles.

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Message.[br]Hm?

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Nothing.

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Hello, how are you?

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Good and you?

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I'm good, what is your name?

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Tobias.

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Tobias would you like a snack?

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Would you like a little,[br]Yes, of course.

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yeah, schnitzel.

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There you go.[br]Schnitzel.

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[Flula] Schnitzel.

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Oh, thank you very much.[br][Flula] Yeah.

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This is normal, very[br]natural in Germany right?

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This is not normal for me.

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I'm not happy when I'm nude.

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You're born without clothes though.

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Yes, actually I was born with clothes.

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(audience laughs)

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Convinced I was.