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[TRANSLATED] Oprah vs Ellen. Epic Rap Battles of History. [CC]

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    Hey God it's me Ellen
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    can I ask you a question?
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    how do I tell my friend Oprah
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    she's gonna get more whipped
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    than Stedman
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    I'll make her head spin
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    when it comes to rhymes
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    I got a penchant
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    so if battling me is your intention
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    I better mention
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    you're bout to get licked by a lesbian
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    oh I'll knock you off of your throne
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    take a shot at everything you OWN
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    I got the skill to make Doctor Phil say
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    I think you better just leave her alone
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    you can tell Rachael Ray
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    that my favorite recipe
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    is chopping Oprah Winfrey up
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    into a million little pieces
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    I'm the Queen of TV
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    and I'm here to destroy ya
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    so check under your seat
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    because I got something for ya
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    you can't even hope
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    to be as half as dope as Oprah
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    I'll attract my hands
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    around your throat
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    and Deepak choke ya
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    girl your show's a petting zoo
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    you do a week on kittens
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    and you dance like a chicken
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    who snuck into Drunk Kitchen
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    you played a fish with brain damage
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    I'm a nominated actress
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    name's synonymous with power
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    spell it forwards or backwards
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    Yes you've got that power
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    and yes I've got those kittens
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    I also feature puppies
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    talented children
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    and mittens
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    I like cute things that make people smile
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    make everybody feel good for a while
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    do a little dance and the crowd goes wild
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    kick you right back to the miracle mile
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    I thought I told ya
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    your daytime reign is over
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    I'm jumping over Oprah
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    like I'm Tom Cruise on a sofa
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    from ABC to LGBT
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    to NBC and now it's all me
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    I'm the best emcee
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    and the biggest star
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    and I'll bite you in the ass
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    like the tax on a free car
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    Your mouth is writing checks
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    your mullet can't cash lady
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    I'll lodge my fabulous shoe
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    up your suit pants baby
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    you follow my lead
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    cause I paved the road for ya
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    you drive behind me
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    in a secondhand Porsche
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    check the Fortune 500
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    I'm a media wonder
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    the Dalai Lama and Obama
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    memorize my cell number
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    try to beef with me
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    I'll make the whole market crash honey
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    once you go Oprah
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    you can't go back
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    Who won?
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    Who's next?
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    You decide
Title:
[TRANSLATED] Oprah vs Ellen. Epic Rap Battles of History. [CC]
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Video Language:
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Epic Rap Battles of History
Duration:
02:49

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