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AMAZING NEW DRINK!

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    [Gurgling....]
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    - Shut Up!
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    - Are you tired of pouring your on water?
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    Are you tired of drinking the same water poor people drink?
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    Well worry no more with our amazing new product: Bottled Water!
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    Why get your water for practicly free from your fosson?
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    When you can pay up to the 5 dollars a bottle for our water?
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    plus all our bottles come adorned with pretty pictures of
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    mountains and palmtree's or anything you like!
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    Anthony: I like baseball! Ian: I like zombies!
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    Anthony: Baseball zombies! Ian: Lumpfish! Anthony: Quittage!
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    Ian: Boobies! Anthony: Thailand! Ian: Green Beans!
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    - You know what the say: once you go bottled water you'll never
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    go back! Ian: Go to hell fosson! - Bottled water can do
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    almost anything! Ian: Can it wash my car? - Of cause it can!
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    Ian: Woow! BumGuy: Can it heal my "shanguine"? - Alacadabra!
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    BumGuy: Wooow! Ian: Can it make you fly? - Absolutly!
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    Anthony: Wooii! [Screams] Ian: Aww! - You can even recycle them
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    and it will problably go where ever anything else goes! Don't
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    Dont worry that foreign country likes having our trash in their
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    backyard! See how happy that child is to live in your waste?
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    [Sayin He Hates He's Life] Bottled water is amazing just listen
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    to these testomoniels: Richard: I used to spend way to
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    little money on tab water, now i spend up to 10.000 times more
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    on bottled water, boy was i stupid Heidi: Wearing water
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    from my fossen is so hard and time stealing thats why i
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    drive my SUV 20 miles to the grocery store to by bottled water!
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    Latifa: After i swithed my boss stopped sexually harassing me!
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    Homeless guy: I drink so much bottle water i piss myself!
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    Suzie: Bottled water brought grampa back from the dead!
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    Amanda: I used to be a man! Awomanda: I used to be a women!
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    Tom: I used to not be pregnant! Harry: Bottle water is cool!
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    PoliceMan: Freeze bottle water police! Harry: What i've i done?
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    What the hell!? Policeman: Just what i thought! they replaces
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    bottle water with tab water! Harry: Sorry, i just din't
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    wanna look poor! Policeman: too late! [Shoots]
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    - Some people say you save money and reduce waste by drinking
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    fosses water, but those people are definitly drug addicts and
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    seal clubbers! Ian: So if you wanna be seen as a racist sex'est
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    child molester who kills baby animals then by all men stay off
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    of that fosses water crap! Anthony: But if you want huge balls
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    Ian: All the girl or boyfriends you can handle!
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    Anthony: Huge balls Ian: Trademak monkeys that make you toasted
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    Anthony: Enormeus large testikles - Then switch to bottle water
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    today! All together: Thanks Bottle Water!
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    To see bloopers and deleted scenes, click the link in the
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    [Captioned By: ClosedCaptionsTV]
    description below! Thanks for subscribing and if you don't
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    [Captioned By: ClosedCaptionsTV]
    I HOPE YOUR NEXT BOTTLE OF WATER IS FULL OF ACID!
Title:
AMAZING NEW DRINK!
Description:

Watch the Deleted Scenes and Bloopers: http://bit.ly/DrinkEXTRAS

We introduce a new amazing drink that will change and/or save your life!
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Hey it's our very own website: http://smosh.com
Oh and our Facebook page: http://facebook.com/smosh
Want to know when we're filming and/or pooping? Now you can: http://twitter.com/smosh
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Video Language:
English
Duration:
02:56
Sebastian Andrade-Miles edited English subtitles for AMAZING NEW DRINK!
Sebastian Andrade-Miles edited English subtitles for AMAZING NEW DRINK!
Sebastian Andrade-Miles edited English subtitles for AMAZING NEW DRINK!
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