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Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.00,0:00:02.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Gurgling....]
Dialogue: 0,0:00:03.00,0:00:04.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Shut Up!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:05.00,0:00:08.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Are you tired of pouring your on water?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:09.00,0:00:12.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Are you tired of drinking the same water poor people drink?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:13.00,0:00:16.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well worry no more with our amazing new product: Bottled Water!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:17.00,0:00:20.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why get your water for practicly free from your fosson?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.00,0:00:25.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,When you can pay up to the 5 dollars a bottle for our water?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:26.00,0:00:28.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,plus all our bottles come adorned with pretty pictures of
Dialogue: 0,0:00:29.00,0:00:31.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,mountains and palmtree's or anything you like!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:32.00,0:00:34.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Anthony: I like baseball! Ian: I like zombies!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.00,0:00:36.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Anthony: Baseball zombies! Ian: Lumpfish! Anthony: Quittage!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.00,0:00:39.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ian: Boobies! Anthony: Thailand! Ian: Green Beans!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:40.00,0:00:42.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- You know what the say: once you go bottled water you'll never
Dialogue: 0,0:00:43.00,0:00:45.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,go back! Ian: Go to hell fosson! - Bottled water can do
Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.00,0:00:50.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,almost anything! Ian: Can it wash my car? - Of cause it can!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:51.00,0:00:55.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ian: Woow! BumGuy: Can it heal my "shanguine"? - Alacadabra!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:56.00,0:00:59.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,BumGuy: Wooow! Ian: Can it make you fly? - Absolutly!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:00.00,0:01:04.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Anthony: Wooii! [Screams] Ian: Aww! - You can even recycle them
Dialogue: 0,0:01:05.00,0:01:07.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and it will problably go where ever anything else goes! Don't
Dialogue: 0,0:01:08.00,0:01:11.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Dont worry that foreign country likes having our trash in their
Dialogue: 0,0:01:12.00,0:01:15.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,backyard! See how happy that child is to live in your waste?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:16.00,0:01:19.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Sayin He Hates He's Life] Bottled water is amazing just listen
Dialogue: 0,0:01:20.00,0:01:22.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to these testomoniels: Richard: I used to spend way to
Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.00,0:01:26.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,little money on tab water, now i spend up to 10.000 times more
Dialogue: 0,0:01:27.00,0:01:30.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,on bottled water, boy was i stupid Heidi: Wearing water
Dialogue: 0,0:01:31.00,0:01:34.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,from my fossen is so hard and time stealing thats why i
Dialogue: 0,0:01:35.00,0:01:38.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,drive my SUV 20 miles to the grocery store to by bottled water!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:39.00,0:01:42.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Latifa: After i swithed my boss stopped sexually harassing me!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:43.00,0:01:45.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Homeless guy: I drink so much bottle water i piss myself!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:46.00,0:01:48.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Suzie: Bottled water brought grampa back from the dead!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:49.00,0:01:51.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Amanda: I used to be a man! Awomanda: I used to be a women!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:52.00,0:01:56.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Tom: I used to not be pregnant! Harry: Bottle water is cool!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:57.00,0:01:59.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,PoliceMan: Freeze bottle water police! Harry: What i've i done?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:00.00,0:02:06.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What the hell!? Policeman: Just what i thought! they replaces
Dialogue: 0,0:02:07.00,0:02:09.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,bottle water with tab water! Harry: Sorry, i just din't
Dialogue: 0,0:02:10.00,0:02:13.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,wanna look poor! Policeman: too late! [Shoots]
Dialogue: 0,0:02:14.00,0:02:17.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Some people say you save money and reduce waste by drinking
Dialogue: 0,0:02:18.00,0:02:20.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,fosses water, but those people are definitly drug addicts and
Dialogue: 0,0:02:21.00,0:02:23.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,seal clubbers! Ian: So if you wanna be seen as a racist sex'est
Dialogue: 0,0:02:24.00,0:02:26.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,child molester who kills baby animals then by all men stay off
Dialogue: 0,0:02:27.00,0:02:29.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,of that fosses water crap! Anthony: But if you want huge balls
Dialogue: 0,0:02:30.00,0:02:31.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ian: All the girl or boyfriends you can handle!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:32.00,0:02:34.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Anthony: Huge balls Ian: Trademak monkeys that make you toasted
Dialogue: 0,0:02:35.00,0:02:37.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Anthony: Enormeus large testikles - Then switch to bottle water
Dialogue: 0,0:02:38.00,0:02:40.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,today! All together: Thanks Bottle Water!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:43.00,0:02:46.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,To see bloopers and deleted scenes, click the link in the
Dialogue: 0,0:02:47.00,0:02:51.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Captioned By: ClosedCaptionsTV]\Ndescription below! Thanks for subscribing and if you don't
Dialogue: 0,0:02:52.00,0:02:56.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Captioned By: ClosedCaptionsTV]\NI HOPE YOUR NEXT BOTTLE OF WATER IS FULL OF ACID!