1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,950 [Gurgling....] 2 00:00:03,000 --> 00:00:04,950 - Shut Up! 3 00:00:05,000 --> 00:00:08,950 - Are you tired of pouring your on water? 4 00:00:09,000 --> 00:00:12,950 Are you tired of drinking the same water poor people drink? 5 00:00:13,000 --> 00:00:16,950 Well worry no more with our amazing new product: Bottled Water! 6 00:00:17,000 --> 00:00:20,950 Why get your water for practicly free from your fosson? 7 00:00:21,000 --> 00:00:25,000 When you can pay up to the 5 dollars a bottle for our water? 8 00:00:26,000 --> 00:00:28,950 plus all our bottles come adorned with pretty pictures of 9 00:00:29,000 --> 00:00:31,950 mountains and palmtree's or anything you like! 10 00:00:32,000 --> 00:00:34,950 Anthony: I like baseball! Ian: I like zombies! 11 00:00:35,000 --> 00:00:36,950 Anthony: Baseball zombies! Ian: Lumpfish! Anthony: Quittage! 12 00:00:37,000 --> 00:00:39,950 Ian: Boobies! Anthony: Thailand! Ian: Green Beans! 13 00:00:40,000 --> 00:00:42,950 - You know what the say: once you go bottled water you'll never 14 00:00:43,000 --> 00:00:45,950 go back! Ian: Go to hell fosson! - Bottled water can do 15 00:00:46,000 --> 00:00:50,950 almost anything! Ian: Can it wash my car? - Of cause it can! 16 00:00:51,000 --> 00:00:55,950 Ian: Woow! BumGuy: Can it heal my "shanguine"? - Alacadabra! 17 00:00:56,000 --> 00:00:59,950 BumGuy: Wooow! Ian: Can it make you fly? - Absolutly! 18 00:01:00,000 --> 00:01:04,950 Anthony: Wooii! [Screams] Ian: Aww! - You can even recycle them 19 00:01:05,000 --> 00:01:07,950 and it will problably go where ever anything else goes! Don't 20 00:01:08,000 --> 00:01:11,950 Dont worry that foreign country likes having our trash in their 21 00:01:12,000 --> 00:01:15,950 backyard! See how happy that child is to live in your waste? 22 00:01:16,000 --> 00:01:19,950 [Sayin He Hates He's Life] Bottled water is amazing just listen 23 00:01:20,000 --> 00:01:22,950 to these testomoniels: Richard: I used to spend way to 24 00:01:23,000 --> 00:01:26,950 little money on tab water, now i spend up to 10.000 times more 25 00:01:27,000 --> 00:01:30,950 on bottled water, boy was i stupid Heidi: Wearing water 26 00:01:31,000 --> 00:01:34,950 from my fossen is so hard and time stealing thats why i 27 00:01:35,000 --> 00:01:38,950 drive my SUV 20 miles to the grocery store to by bottled water! 28 00:01:39,000 --> 00:01:42,950 Latifa: After i swithed my boss stopped sexually harassing me! 29 00:01:43,000 --> 00:01:45,950 Homeless guy: I drink so much bottle water i piss myself! 30 00:01:46,000 --> 00:01:48,950 Suzie: Bottled water brought grampa back from the dead! 31 00:01:49,000 --> 00:01:51,950 Amanda: I used to be a man! Awomanda: I used to be a women! 32 00:01:52,000 --> 00:01:56,000 Tom: I used to not be pregnant! Harry: Bottle water is cool! 33 00:01:57,000 --> 00:01:59,000 PoliceMan: Freeze bottle water police! Harry: What i've i done? 34 00:02:00,000 --> 00:02:06,950 What the hell!? Policeman: Just what i thought! they replaces 35 00:02:07,000 --> 00:02:09,950 bottle water with tab water! Harry: Sorry, i just din't 36 00:02:10,000 --> 00:02:13,950 wanna look poor! Policeman: too late! [Shoots] 37 00:02:14,000 --> 00:02:17,950 - Some people say you save money and reduce waste by drinking 38 00:02:18,000 --> 00:02:20,950 fosses water, but those people are definitly drug addicts and 39 00:02:21,000 --> 00:02:23,950 seal clubbers! Ian: So if you wanna be seen as a racist sex'est 40 00:02:24,000 --> 00:02:26,950 child molester who kills baby animals then by all men stay off 41 00:02:27,000 --> 00:02:29,950 of that fosses water crap! Anthony: But if you want huge balls 42 00:02:30,000 --> 00:02:31,950 Ian: All the girl or boyfriends you can handle! 43 00:02:32,000 --> 00:02:34,950 Anthony: Huge balls Ian: Trademak monkeys that make you toasted 44 00:02:35,000 --> 00:02:37,950 Anthony: Enormeus large testikles - Then switch to bottle water 45 00:02:38,000 --> 00:02:40,000 today! All together: Thanks Bottle Water! 46 00:02:43,000 --> 00:02:46,950 To see bloopers and deleted scenes, click the link in the 47 00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:51,950 [Captioned By: ClosedCaptionsTV] description below! Thanks for subscribing and if you don't 48 00:02:52,000 --> 00:02:56,000 [Captioned By: ClosedCaptionsTV] I HOPE YOUR NEXT BOTTLE OF WATER IS FULL OF ACID!