WEBVTT 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:02.950 [Gurgling....] 00:00:03.000 --> 00:00:04.950 - Shut Up! 00:00:05.000 --> 00:00:08.950 - Are you tired of pouring your on water? 00:00:09.000 --> 00:00:12.950 Are you tired of drinking the same water poor people drink? 00:00:13.000 --> 00:00:16.950 Well worry no more with our amazing new product: Bottled Water! 00:00:17.000 --> 00:00:20.950 Why get your water for practicly free from your fosson? 00:00:21.000 --> 00:00:25.000 When you can pay up to the 5 dollars a bottle for our water? 00:00:26.000 --> 00:00:28.950 plus all our bottles come adorned with pretty pictures of 00:00:29.000 --> 00:00:31.950 mountains and palmtree's or anything you like! 00:00:32.000 --> 00:00:34.950 Anthony: I like baseball! Ian: I like zombies! 00:00:35.000 --> 00:00:36.950 Anthony: Baseball zombies! Ian: Lumpfish! Anthony: Quittage! 00:00:37.000 --> 00:00:39.950 Ian: Boobies! Anthony: Thailand! Ian: Green Beans! 00:00:40.000 --> 00:00:42.950 - You know what the say: once you go bottled water you'll never 00:00:43.000 --> 00:00:45.950 go back! Ian: Go to hell fosson! - Bottled water can do 00:00:46.000 --> 00:00:50.950 almost anything! Ian: Can it wash my car? - Of cause it can! 00:00:51.000 --> 00:00:55.950 Ian: Woow! BumGuy: Can it heal my "shanguine"? - Alacadabra! 00:00:56.000 --> 00:00:59.950 BumGuy: Wooow! Ian: Can it make you fly? - Absolutly! 00:01:00.000 --> 00:01:04.950 Anthony: Wooii! [Screams] Ian: Aww! - You can even recycle them 00:01:05.000 --> 00:01:07.950 and it will problably go where ever anything else goes! Don't 00:01:08.000 --> 00:01:11.950 Dont worry that foreign country likes having our trash in their 00:01:12.000 --> 00:01:15.950 backyard! See how happy that child is to live in your waste? 00:01:16.000 --> 00:01:19.950 [Sayin He Hates He's Life] Bottled water is amazing just listen 00:01:20.000 --> 00:01:22.950 to these testomoniels: Richard: I used to spend way to 00:01:23.000 --> 00:01:26.950 little money on tab water, now i spend up to 10.000 times more 00:01:27.000 --> 00:01:30.950 on bottled water, boy was i stupid Heidi: Wearing water 00:01:31.000 --> 00:01:34.950 from my fossen is so hard and time stealing thats why i 00:01:35.000 --> 00:01:38.950 drive my SUV 20 miles to the grocery store to by bottled water! 00:01:39.000 --> 00:01:42.950 Latifa: After i swithed my boss stopped sexually harassing me! 00:01:43.000 --> 00:01:45.950 Homeless guy: I drink so much bottle water i piss myself! 00:01:46.000 --> 00:01:48.950 Suzie: Bottled water brought grampa back from the dead! 00:01:49.000 --> 00:01:51.950 Amanda: I used to be a man! Awomanda: I used to be a women! 00:01:52.000 --> 00:01:56.000 Tom: I used to not be pregnant! Harry: Bottle water is cool! 00:01:57.000 --> 00:01:59.000 PoliceMan: Freeze bottle water police! Harry: What i've i done? 00:02:00.000 --> 00:02:06.950 What the hell!? Policeman: Just what i thought! they replaces 00:02:07.000 --> 00:02:09.950 bottle water with tab water! Harry: Sorry, i just din't 00:02:10.000 --> 00:02:13.950 wanna look poor! Policeman: too late! [Shoots] 00:02:14.000 --> 00:02:17.950 - Some people say you save money and reduce waste by drinking 00:02:18.000 --> 00:02:20.950 fosses water, but those people are definitly drug addicts and 00:02:21.000 --> 00:02:23.950 seal clubbers! Ian: So if you wanna be seen as a racist sex'est 00:02:24.000 --> 00:02:26.950 child molester who kills baby animals then by all men stay off 00:02:27.000 --> 00:02:29.950 of that fosses water crap! Anthony: But if you want huge balls 00:02:30.000 --> 00:02:31.950 Ian: All the girl or boyfriends you can handle! 00:02:32.000 --> 00:02:34.950 Anthony: Huge balls Ian: Trademak monkeys that make you toasted 00:02:35.000 --> 00:02:37.950 Anthony: Enormeus large testikles - Then switch to bottle water 00:02:38.000 --> 00:02:40.000 today! All together: Thanks Bottle Water! 00:02:43.000 --> 00:02:46.950 To see bloopers and deleted scenes, click the link in the 00:02:47.000 --> 00:02:51.950 [Captioned By: ClosedCaptionsTV] description below! Thanks for subscribing and if you don't 00:02:52.000 --> 00:02:56.000 [Captioned By: ClosedCaptionsTV] I HOPE YOUR NEXT BOTTLE OF WATER IS FULL OF ACID!