0:00:00.000,0:00:02.950
[Gurgling....]

0:00:03.000,0:00:04.950
- Shut Up!

0:00:05.000,0:00:08.950
- Are you tired of pouring your on water?

0:00:09.000,0:00:12.950
Are you tired of drinking the same water poor people drink?

0:00:13.000,0:00:16.950
Well worry no more with our amazing new product: Bottled Water!

0:00:17.000,0:00:20.950
Why get your water for practicly free from your fosson?

0:00:21.000,0:00:25.000
When you can pay up to the 5 dollars a bottle for our water?

0:00:26.000,0:00:28.950
plus all our bottles come adorned with pretty pictures of

0:00:29.000,0:00:31.950
mountains and palmtree's or anything you like!

0:00:32.000,0:00:34.950
Anthony: I like baseball! Ian: I like zombies!

0:00:35.000,0:00:36.950
Anthony: Baseball zombies! Ian: Lumpfish! Anthony: Quittage!

0:00:37.000,0:00:39.950
Ian: Boobies! Anthony: Thailand! Ian: Green Beans!

0:00:40.000,0:00:42.950
- You know what the say: once you go bottled water you'll never

0:00:43.000,0:00:45.950
go back! Ian: Go to hell fosson! - Bottled water can do

0:00:46.000,0:00:50.950
almost anything! Ian: Can it wash my car? - Of cause it can!

0:00:51.000,0:00:55.950
Ian: Woow! BumGuy: Can it heal my "shanguine"? - Alacadabra!

0:00:56.000,0:00:59.950
BumGuy: Wooow! Ian: Can it make you fly? - Absolutly!

0:01:00.000,0:01:04.950
Anthony: Wooii! [Screams] Ian: Aww! - You can even recycle them

0:01:05.000,0:01:07.950
and it will problably go where ever anything else goes! Don't

0:01:08.000,0:01:11.950
Dont worry that foreign country likes having our trash in their

0:01:12.000,0:01:15.950
backyard! See how happy that child is to live in your waste?

0:01:16.000,0:01:19.950
[Sayin He Hates He's Life] Bottled water is amazing just listen

0:01:20.000,0:01:22.950
to these testomoniels: Richard: I used to spend way to

0:01:23.000,0:01:26.950
little money on tab water, now i spend up to 10.000 times more

0:01:27.000,0:01:30.950
on bottled water, boy was i stupid Heidi: Wearing water

0:01:31.000,0:01:34.950
from my fossen is so hard and time stealing thats why i

0:01:35.000,0:01:38.950
drive my SUV 20 miles to the grocery store to by bottled water!

0:01:39.000,0:01:42.950
Latifa: After i swithed my boss stopped sexually harassing me!

0:01:43.000,0:01:45.950
Homeless guy: I drink so much bottle water i piss myself!

0:01:46.000,0:01:48.950
Suzie: Bottled water brought grampa back from the dead!

0:01:49.000,0:01:51.950
Amanda: I used to be a man! Awomanda: I used to be a women!

0:01:52.000,0:01:56.000
Tom: I used to not be pregnant! Harry: Bottle water is cool!

0:01:57.000,0:01:59.000
PoliceMan: Freeze bottle water police! Harry: What i've i done?

0:02:00.000,0:02:06.950
What the hell!? Policeman: Just what i thought! they replaces

0:02:07.000,0:02:09.950
bottle water with tab water! Harry: Sorry, i just din't

0:02:10.000,0:02:13.950
wanna look poor! Policeman: too late! [Shoots]

0:02:14.000,0:02:17.950
- Some people say you save money and reduce waste by drinking

0:02:18.000,0:02:20.950
fosses water, but those people are definitly drug addicts and

0:02:21.000,0:02:23.950
seal clubbers! Ian: So if you wanna be seen as a racist sex'est

0:02:24.000,0:02:26.950
child molester who kills baby animals then by all men stay off

0:02:27.000,0:02:29.950
of that fosses water crap! Anthony: But if you want huge balls

0:02:30.000,0:02:31.950
Ian: All the girl or boyfriends you can handle!

0:02:32.000,0:02:34.950
Anthony: Huge balls Ian: Trademak monkeys that make you toasted

0:02:35.000,0:02:37.950
Anthony: Enormeus large testikles - Then switch to bottle water

0:02:38.000,0:02:40.000
today! All together: Thanks Bottle Water!

0:02:43.000,0:02:46.950
To see bloopers and deleted scenes, click the link in the

0:02:47.000,0:02:51.950
[Captioned By: ClosedCaptionsTV][br]description below! Thanks for subscribing and if you don't

0:02:52.000,0:02:56.000
[Captioned By: ClosedCaptionsTV][br]I HOPE YOUR NEXT BOTTLE OF WATER IS FULL OF ACID!