Markets, Caves and Beaches | Bazaroj, Kavernoj kaj Plaĝoj

Hello all

I'm Evildea. Your God.

and today we're moving to
a new hotel

but at the same time we will
catch that bus

which will guide us around
the local sights here

So, we'll do that and of course
you'll come with me

So, I'm not entirely sure

but I think that this bus is
only for us

It seems, that no one's coming
with us

So, we'll have the entire bus to us

Oh shit

What is that?

Do I look beautiful?

So, we just arrived at the first
location for our tour

So, soon you'll see a bridge

and it doesn't look that interesting

but the bridge's history
is a bit interesting

So, the bridge is there

and according to our guide,
an old woman paid to build it

before she paid for it,
there wasn't a bridge

and she built it to help the
children of this village

she mainly did it because
she didn't have any children herself

and she liked to play
with the children

So, as you can see

the bridge is very old

it's made of wood

There's a child there

and a donation bin there

and my father-in-law
has already donated

the donation bin is simply so

they can improve the bridge

and repair it when it gets old

So, this village was founded in
the 14th century

So, it's pretty old

but according to our guide,
people, of course,

lived in this area a lot
earlier than that

but they don't know when people
first moved

into this area

So, I guess this is a traditional market

in the village, here.

There's so many fruits and
vegetables everywhere around me

and there's clothes there

and a person at the entrance

and he's wailing about something,
I don't know.

The fish are still alive

I don't know what kind of fish
that is

which I just showed you

because I've seen it everywhere
in the lakes here

it's some type of mix between a fish
and an eel

There's so many chicks here

I hope they don't plan to eat them

I just asked that Vietnamese woman

if they will eat the chicks

and, of course, she didn't
understand me

but ... she didn't understand my words

but she understood my gestures, this

and she nodded enthusiastically
like this

Ha, my wife has found hats again

Do you want to buy a hat?

They're now bargaining the price

They has chillis

that's bad; I need to run

Say hello!

Hello!

How are you?

How are you!

How are you?

She just made a complete sentence
in Esperanto!

My wife is now behind me
and she's bargaining for new shoes

She already has enough shoes

She doesn't need more!

You are so cute!

Come here!

Come to daddy

I want to eat you!

No, I don't want to do that

My father-in-law just pointed
our this

the bridge has small pieces
of glass

which is made from bottles

even pieces of cups

for example, this and this

this entire side is almost
made our of cups

and this is made from glass

I just wanted to show you
this boat

because it looks interesting

and it has a real
Vietnamese look to it

So, this village here is so small

that we can pass the entire town
on foot

within about five minutes

and around it everywhere are
rice fields

You can see there and there -
just everywhere

So, we're now on the beach

According to my Vietnamese guide

this beach is the most famous
in Vietnam

but compared to Australia,
it is nothing!

However, I need to be honest

it is bloody long

you can't even see the end of it

and it's strangely quite clean

that is rare here

Usually, on the sides of roads
and around everywhere

there's rubbish, but here, on the beach
there isn't

I like how the mountains look

You don't need an umbrella

It's not that bright

I'm happy that today it's cloudy
enough

that the sun isn't burning my head

my balding head because that
would be terrible

if I suddenly got cancer,
while in Vietnam, right?

But really, I'd love to swim

but I don't have the right clothes
today

and as soon as I said that
there's enough clouds out

the sun appear as if it wanted to say

f**k you, Evildea!

So, I just purchased icecream

because it's gotten
hot enough

Oh, f**k me

I didn't even know where I was walking

Check this out

I really like how the trees are
scattered and just sitting there

they are really interesting

I wonder what kind of tree this is

And now I'm going to the third location

So, we just arrived at the third location

We are now on the top of
some mountain here

So, that's where we're going

I need to be careful here

I don't want some car to run over me

Our guide says this tower
was built

by the American army during
the Vietnam war

So, this part of Vietnam is
very interesting

because there's many old
buildings

buildings that were made
by the Vietnamese emperors

buildings by the French empire

or the French government

and also this building

which was made by the US army

So, it's just an interesting and
strange mix

of different buildings from around
the world

Somewhere there is a building
that looks like a US building

maybe that's a location where
people placed a gun

so you can see your enemies

come from there, you then of
course could shoot them

I really want to find the entrance

It seems it's there

Oh shit, I doubt I can
enter there

Oh shit

Can you see anything?

I can only see the screen of
my camera

So, I hope it's interesting
for you

I couldn't find a door at all

So, I intend to climb on the
roof now

and hopefully I can enter
it through the roof

as I can see a small hole there

but I don't know how big it is

Ah shit, it's not a hole!

So, having seen everything,
we're now going to the 4th location

or the 5th ... I've forgotten

Very soon we will go
up that big mountain

In fact, maybe you can see it

there it is

but before we go there,
we need to use the toilet

So, while waiting for my wife

because she's in the toilet

I just wanted to check out
this statues here

because they're really delicate

Look at them

This lion looks as if someone just

shoved a stick in his bum

Look at those eyes

What do you want?

Do you want me to put my
finger in your nose?

Yes, I can do that

Look at what you can do

This is wonderful

The water is pushing it enough

that this just sits there

as if there isn't gravity

Look

and then, you can stop it

and move it in the other direction

That's really cool, right?

So, we just arrived at the
last location of our tour

We need to buy tickets now

So, the wife and family are doing that

and then, we can start to climb
the mountain

Someone carved the walls
in this cave

There's statues and they're
just a part of the walls themselves

Welcome to the cave of
Bat man

Look at the light

Oh, it's so mysterious

My wife is now praying to
the scared Budda

as she wants to give birth
to a son

the strongest, most beautiful,
coolest son ever

Here's what happens when you speak
a language other than Esperanto

This part of the cave is called

the Gate to Hell

Evildea, don't enter the light!