Hello all
I'm Evildea. Your God.
and today we're moving to a new hotel
but at the same time we will catch that bus
which will guide us around the local sights here
So, we'll do that and of course you'll come with me
So, I'm not entirely sure
but I think that this bus is only for us
It seems, that no one's coming with us
So, we'll have the entire bus to us
Oh shit
What is that?
Do I look beautiful?
So, we just arrived at the first location for our tour
So, soon you'll see a bridge
and it doesn't look that interesting
but the bridge's history is a bit interesting
So, the bridge is there
and according to our guide, an old woman paid to build it
before she paid for it, there wasn't a bridge
and she built it to help the children of this village
she mainly did it because she didn't have any children herself
and she liked to play with the children
So, as you can see
the bridge is very old
it's made of wood
There's a child there
and a donation bin there
and my father-in-law has already donated
the donation bin is simply so
they can improve the bridge
and repair it when it gets old
So, this village was founded in the 14th century
So, it's pretty old
but according to our guide, people, of course,
lived in this area a lot earlier than that
but they don't know when people first moved
into this area
So, I guess this is a traditional market
in the village, here.
There's so many fruits and vegetables everywhere around me
and there's clothes there
and a person at the entrance
and he's wailing about something, I don't know.
The fish are still alive
I don't know what kind of fish that is
which I just showed you
because I've seen it everywhere in the lakes here
it's some type of mix between a fish and an eel
There's so many chicks here
I hope they don't plan to eat them
I just asked that Vietnamese woman
if they will eat the chicks
and, of course, she didn't understand me
but ... she didn't understand my words
but she understood my gestures, this
and she nodded enthusiastically like this
Ha, my wife has found hats again
Do you want to buy a hat?
They're now bargaining the price
They has chillis
that's bad; I need to run
Say hello!
Hello!
How are you?
How are you!
How are you?
She just made a complete sentence in Esperanto!
My wife is now behind me and she's bargaining for new shoes
She already has enough shoes
She doesn't need more!
You are so cute!
Come here!
Come to daddy
I want to eat you!
No, I don't want to do that
My father-in-law just pointed our this
the bridge has small pieces of glass
which is made from bottles
even pieces of cups
for example, this and this
this entire side is almost made our of cups
and this is made from glass
I just wanted to show you this boat
because it looks interesting
and it has a real Vietnamese look to it
So, this village here is so small
that we can pass the entire town on foot
within about five minutes
and around it everywhere are rice fields
You can see there and there - just everywhere
So, we're now on the beach
According to my Vietnamese guide
this beach is the most famous in Vietnam
but compared to Australia, it is nothing!
However, I need to be honest
it is bloody long
you can't even see the end of it
and it's strangely quite clean
that is rare here
Usually, on the sides of roads and around everywhere
there's rubbish, but here, on the beach there isn't
I like how the mountains look
You don't need an umbrella
It's not that bright
I'm happy that today it's cloudy enough
that the sun isn't burning my head
my balding head because that would be terrible
if I suddenly got cancer, while in Vietnam, right?
But really, I'd love to swim
but I don't have the right clothes today
and as soon as I said that there's enough clouds out
the sun appear as if it wanted to say
f**k you, Evildea!
So, I just purchased icecream
because it's gotten hot enough
Oh, f**k me
I didn't even know where I was walking
Check this out
I really like how the trees are scattered and just sitting there
they are really interesting
I wonder what kind of tree this is
And now I'm going to the third location
So, we just arrived at the third location
We are now on the top of some mountain here
So, that's where we're going
I need to be careful here
I don't want some car to run over me
Our guide says this tower was built
by the American army during the Vietnam war
So, this part of Vietnam is very interesting
because there's many old buildings
buildings that were made by the Vietnamese emperors
buildings by the French empire
or the French government
and also this building
which was made by the US army
So, it's just an interesting and strange mix
of different buildings from around the world
Somewhere there is a building that looks like a US building
maybe that's a location where people placed a gun
so you can see your enemies
come from there, you then of course could shoot them
I really want to find the entrance
It seems it's there
Oh shit, I doubt I can enter there
Oh shit
Can you see anything?
I can only see the screen of my camera
So, I hope it's interesting for you
I couldn't find a door at all
So, I intend to climb on the roof now
and hopefully I can enter it through the roof
as I can see a small hole there
but I don't know how big it is
Ah shit, it's not a hole!
So, having seen everything, we're now going to the 4th location
or the 5th ... I've forgotten
Very soon we will go up that big mountain
In fact, maybe you can see it
there it is
but before we go there, we need to use the toilet
So, while waiting for my wife
because she's in the toilet
I just wanted to check out this statues here
because they're really delicate
Look at them
This lion looks as if someone just
shoved a stick in his bum
Look at those eyes
What do you want?
Do you want me to put my finger in your nose?
Yes, I can do that
Look at what you can do
This is wonderful
The water is pushing it enough
that this just sits there
as if there isn't gravity
Look
and then, you can stop it
and move it in the other direction
That's really cool, right?
So, we just arrived at the last location of our tour
We need to buy tickets now
So, the wife and family are doing that
and then, we can start to climb the mountain
Someone carved the walls in this cave
There's statues and they're just a part of the walls themselves
Welcome to the cave of Bat man
Look at the light
Oh, it's so mysterious
My wife is now praying to the scared Budda
as she wants to give birth to a son
the strongest, most beautiful, coolest son ever
Here's what happens when you speak a language other than Esperanto
This part of the cave is called
the Gate to Hell
Evildea, don't enter the light!